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Food zone

I up on life when I picked Ell?,',
this girls phone and saw my
Contact ' UPC, as "Free Food"
alii' Mge" MABI
of for Ill" Brother
aral)
all:
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Submitted: 03/03/2014
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#1 - daichialkoor (03/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
She wants the D iner .
#12 - leafonthewind (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I guess you were fed up
#2 - jeffiepete (03/03/2014) [-]
That's some cold hearted **** right there
#19 - yurifuckinglowell (03/04/2014) [+] (26 replies)
Not to blow this outta proportion, but this kind of 						****					 really shows what's wrong with the world.   
   
how would using someone for food, thus belittling the time they spend with you, be acceptable even within anyone's mind? how could you type that name into your phone and not feel horrible about it?
Not to blow this outta proportion, but this kind of **** really shows what's wrong with the world.

how would using someone for food, thus belittling the time they spend with you, be acceptable even within anyone's mind? how could you type that name into your phone and not feel horrible about it?
#13 - rockergamer ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
There's some friendzone/mean girl stuff that's pretty mean, but then there's 						****					 like this that hurts your very soul.   
   
This isn't cringe worthy, it's tear worthy. Bitch.
There's some friendzone/mean girl stuff that's pretty mean, but then there's **** like this that hurts your very soul.

This isn't cringe worthy, it's tear worthy. Bitch.
User avatar #37 - mymommasallama ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
wanna know what I did when I found out a bitch was using me like that?
>didn't let her know I was on to her
>take her out to a pretty nice place for dinner
>finish eating
>say im going to bathroom
>get to the front door and tell the hostess I have an emergency and must leave immediately, but my "girlfriend" will take care of our bill
>book it to car my looking frantic.
>get home, do a little victory dance, go to bed and forget about that biznitch
>find out days later she was charged with theft and evading arrest
>turns out she couldn't pay and the waiter got stuck with the bill. as is the companies policy
>waiter was pissed and called the cops
>she tried to run
>police find her down the road
>don't believe her story about me since she ran from them
>never heard from her again
she learned a very harsh lesson in why not to use people.
#3 - 4chan refugee (03/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Typical sluts.
User avatar #5 - spceinvdr (03/03/2014) [-]
You should change her name on your phone to "girl i'm gonna rape"
Leave it for her to find
Never see that cunt again
#36 - Damionic (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Take her out next time for a fancy ass meal and then when the 344.78$ check comes, bail like a Kenyan being hunted by white people.
Take her out next time for a fancy ass meal and then when the 344.78$ check comes, bail like a Kenyan being hunted by white people.
User avatar #42 - sovietsamurai (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this is why you have to discipline her
#58 to #42 - stealingbikes (03/04/2014) [-]
...and harshly
User avatar #38 - roflstorm (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Put phone back where it was
> She finds it
> Calls and asks to hang out at your place.
> say yes
> she comes over
> Asks for food
> that's when you say it
> "What do i look like? FREE FOOD?"
> If she isnt a complete dolt, she'll know what you are getting at.
User avatar #82 - manofparody (03/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I have a similar story. You can call it a good ending if you want, but it broke me as a man. If the girl I ended up dating after the chick I'm about to mention wasn't the best thing to happen to me, I would've been a broken man for the rest of my life (My life is filled with stories like the one I'm about to tell you, this was just icing on the cake).

I had a friend from high school that I caught up with when we started working together. After awhile she ended up telling me she liked me, and I was EXTREMELY hesitant because I didn't like her that way. Well, I didn't want to be the hypocrite that always complained about girls never giving me chances, and then go and never give a girl that liked me for once a chance. So after a couple months I ended up asking her out and we ended up dating. This lasted for about a month, and I'd pick her up when I got off for lunch at work, and we'd go to mcdonalds or something. She always told me her step dad wanted her to bring back some food for him, and sometimes I was nice enough to buy it for him. I always bought her food, though.
Well I end up getting on facebook and seeing her post statuses saying stuff like, "Enjoying the night with my man." and "cuddling and watching movies with the best guy ever". Now this sent an alarm off in my head, because she sure as **** wasn't with me. I text her asking her about the statuses, and she's asking if I want to hang out with them, acting cool as **** like she wasn't cheating on me. He ends up taking over, and trying to act like there wasn't a problem. I remember a couple of specific texts:
>Him: Look man, I know you liked her and it sucks and all, but there's no reason we can't be cool (Mind you, this man was completely illiterate and had the worst ******* acronyms for everything. Basically: He was ghetto and black.)
>I liked her? You got it wrong. She liked ME so I was nice enough to give her a chance. You can have her. She's not worth my time.
(Going to reply with more)
User avatar #83 to #82 - manofparody (03/04/2014) [-]
That's about when he blew up. I was heart broken (I thought because she liked me first, that I actually found someone that would care about me, because my family sure as **** doesn't.. I have scars that remind me of that.), especially when they finished by telling me I was buying HIM the mcdonalds the entire time. She was with him the entire time she was with me, and was using me for food.

Now hold on to your seats, because vengeance is about to strike this ho.
She starts texting me a month later, telling me that he beat her into saying those things, and texting me pictures of her bruises, saying he kicked her out, and saying **** like "I have dudes trying to get with me all over the place and I'm choosing you" type **** , which is all really convincing... Until I checked her facebook. Her facebook was updated a couple of minutes ago with the same **** like "cuddling with my boo" and what not. I bring this up to her and she told me he stole her phone. That would also be convincing.. If she didn't just upload another photo 5 minutes ago of herself with him. I told her she was sick and told her to leave me alone. She continued to text me. Wrong idea. I went on facebook and went to her boyfriend's profile and messages him telling him about what she's saying and telling him she was trying to get with me. He obviously didn't believe me.. Until I sent the photos of my phone of the texts and the pictures she sent of her bruises. About a day later I see her statuses saying she was kicked out by her boyfriend cause of some "he said she said ******** ". She starts texting me saying that her friend's land lord came in and said she couldn't live there, so now she's homeless. I told her to **** off and leave me alone.

TL;DR: Bitches be cray.

Also, she had two facebooks. I found out that she actually cheats A LOT (I'm talking about some jerry springer **** ), and I wasn't the first victim... Just the first to strike revenge that hard.
#34 - pepemex (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #8 - autoflame (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That isn't the friendzone, friends get treated better than that.
User avatar #60 - AdamBaum (03/04/2014) [-]
I used to like this girl who would buy me sushi and we went to the city and she bought lingerie and bought me a delicious burger and we went to her house and she modeled her new purchases and we did lewd things. Everything paid by her, even the tickets. She spent over a 100 bucks on me. We weren't even going out. THAT was a girl I wish I had kept in contact with. Being emasculated never felt so fun.
#66 - fishinyourface (03/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How is it no one notices when a girl does this? Are we stealth ninjas all of a sudden? I have seen guys being used by the same girl one by one, and NONE of them saw it coming, despite having seen her act the way she does with other guys. mfw I just, I don't even understand this...
How is it no one notices when a girl does this? Are we stealth ninjas all of a sudden? I have seen guys being used by the same girl one by one, and NONE of them saw it coming, despite having seen her act the way she does with other guys. mfw I just, I don't even understand this...
#68 to #66 - xcoreyx (03/04/2014) [-]
Because women are ******* manipulative mental terrorists.
#41 - azchaosaz (03/04/2014) [-]
Here's My Food Zone Contact.
Here's My Food Zone Contact.
User avatar #14 - drtrousersnake (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
there is a Rosario Vampire joke in there somewhere
#93 - pacult (03/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #96 to #93 - ramerez (03/04/2014) [-]
Sir may i ask why you are posting this on every content on the front page?
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