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#21
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ritzrules (01/05/2016) [-] 
No, guys. Seriously. You don't want to know how bad incredibly heavy sex is, okay? I feel this person's pain.
>freshman in college
>first roommate
>300 lbs of gay
>try to activate dudebro mode
>he makes it very difficult
>asks me what my plans are one night
>tells me he's "bringing a friend over"
>and "wanted the room for a minute"
>no biggie, just text me when you're done, etc
>friend is also 300 lbs of gay
>hastily leave room
>this was at 2100
>don't get text until 0030
>walk into room and nearly suffocate from humidity
>no windows were opened, no air freshener sprayed, no fans turned on, no air conditioner running
>oh god the smell
>my stomach is now sick from remembering it
>his sheets were not washed
>funnyjunk
>you do not want to know the suffering that 600+ lbs of sex brings
>freshman in college
>first roommate
>300 lbs of gay
>try to activate dudebro mode
>he makes it very difficult
>asks me what my plans are one night
>tells me he's "bringing a friend over"
>and "wanted the room for a minute"
>no biggie, just text me when you're done, etc
>friend is also 300 lbs of gay
>hastily leave room
>this was at 2100
>don't get text until 0030
>walk into room and nearly suffocate from humidity
>no windows were opened, no air freshener sprayed, no fans turned on, no air conditioner running
>oh god the smell
>my stomach is now sick from remembering it
>his sheets were not washed
>funnyjunk
>you do not want to know the suffering that 600+ lbs of sex brings
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listerthepessimist ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] It's not familiar from any image board unfortunately
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randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]
Actually you've wetted my appetite. More roommate gay blob stories please.
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lipidregent ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] so with selective breeding, we could develop ogryns
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indigenouslotion (01/05/2016) [-] It is kind of amazing. I have to remind myself that there's a normal sized skeleton under people like that. Under those....mounds.
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dtox (01/05/2016) [-] they may have the strength to carry that weight around, but they need much more to use it in a forceful manner. it takes quite a bit of energy (as well as developed muscle fibers) to swing all of that mass around, and people who are grossly overweight aren't the kind to typically have that ability.
#11
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patriotpenguin ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] sounds like the invasion of normandy
replay scene from saving private ryan in my head
what kind of sex is that
replay scene from saving private ryan in my head
what kind of sex is that
#31
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chaosraptor (01/05/2016) [-] reminds me
i used to work with this ********** , and now and then he'd boast about scoring with women
we were all ******* curious HOW he got chicks.... was it like gravitational pull they couldnt escape from?
i used to work with this ********** , and now and then he'd boast about scoring with women
we were all ******* curious HOW he got chicks.... was it like gravitational pull they couldnt escape from?
#9
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wltwitch (01/05/2016) [-] Think of the funk from all the grease they sweating. I'd stink worse than the grease dumpsters behind a Mcdonalds.
#37
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failsc ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] what, were they screaming "assuming direct control" or something?
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nickelakon (01/05/2016) [-] After two hours of aggresively flopping around together, he finnaly realized he still hadn't gotten through her fatrolls to actually penetrate.
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derpthefifth (01/05/2016) [-] Implying people who weigh 400lbs go anywhere and bring anyone home without chloroform and a heavy duty mobility scooter.
