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#7 - salamandermander (09/02/2015) [-]
I wish I did...
#11 - lolerbot (09/03/2015) [-]
I wish I had a fluffy haired girlfriend
#30 to #11 - klowserpok (09/03/2015) [-]
I wish I had a fluffy haired girl friend
User avatar #45 to #30 - sirosd (09/03/2015) [-]
I wish I had a fluffy hair ed girlfriend
#26 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
[X] Touch fluffy tail
#25 - brobafett (09/03/2015) [-]
Get your hands off liam!
#34 to #25 - thejudgingmoose (09/03/2015) [-]
Did we ever find out what he meant?

Ever?
#28 to #25 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Get hyped!
#33 to #28 - BigSammy (09/03/2015) [-]
love me some zaibatsu
#51 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but I'm surprised no one has done it yet.
User avatar #67 to #51 - brancher [OP](09/03/2015) [-]
God damnit anon
#73 to #67 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
I love you too honey <3
User avatar #53 to #51 - vivjames (09/03/2015) [-]
thats a very thin cock.
User avatar #54 to #53 - defski (09/03/2015) [-]
Pencil dick.
#16 - moonxsun (09/03/2015) [-]
You like fluffy hair? Sheesh I'd do all I could to making mine perminaty straight!
#29 - totallytito (09/03/2015) [-]
All these people here going "TFW no gf".
You'd have gf if you weren't so damn toxic online.

Try being nice to people.
I don't have any good looks in real life, hell you'd even call me a cuck if you didn't know me better. Just trust me be nice, be compassionate towards others. It will radiate goodness towards everyone, and people will approach you with friendly intentions.

Sooner or later, a woman with similar likes and dislikes as you will come around.
If you're still struggling by then, maybe you're only going for the hotties and need to tone down your standards a little. What truly matters is compatibility.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"True love outlasts a good bang"
User avatar #60 to #29 - commoncrunch (09/03/2015) [-]
Being nice to people would require socializing much more than I'm comfortable with.
You have no goddamn idea how much of however many topics you'd need to know about in order to keep a conversation going, and I would assume most of us are only well-learned on anime/manga, video games, and good internet memes. Outside of that, we're boring wallflowers that deserve to die alone and unloved.
User avatar #61 to #60 - totallytito (09/03/2015) [-]
Nonsense.
Sometimes the best talkers are the best listeners.
Let a person talk about their interests, if it doesn't appeal to you, bring up
something you like that you think they might like. If you want to know more about what the person is talking about, ask them to tell you more. People love talking about their favorite things.
Video games, manga, and movies are popular within your age group, and old people are familiar with the 90's classic movies. If anything, your discussion of politics would appeal to an older audience(just try not to sound too harsh if they disagree with you politically).
User avatar #69 to #29 - potatot (09/03/2015) [-]
its too hard being nice to people online, they have a slightly different opinion than me so i must hate them
User avatar #72 to #29 - theasexualgamer (09/04/2015) [-]
Tito, you are one of my favorite users, you seem like a cool guy.
User avatar #49 to #29 - admiralloli (09/03/2015) [-]
girls make me sweaty tho

also idk how i read that last quote as something like "true ****** bang"
User avatar #50 to #29 - loopzoop (09/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I stopped being a huge ******* douche-canoe and I actually ended up getting a gf
life's good m8
#57 to #50 - totallytito (09/03/2015) [-]
That's the spirit, bruddah!
Cruise through life as smoothely as a whale through the ocean.
User avatar #52 to #29 - krobeles (09/03/2015) [-]
> if you weren't so damn toxic online
>Try being nice to people.

Oh yeah. Because girls will look up the online behavior I have, and somehow connect this online handle I use with my real name. Sure.
Also, I act like a total dick most of the time and I still get chicks with a somewhat decent frequency.
#56 to #52 - totallytito (09/03/2015) [-]
Believe it or not, your online behavior slowly spills into your real world behavior when you feel more comfortable/confident about your image.

But hey, props to you for keeping tabs on it bruddah
User avatar #58 to #56 - krobeles (09/03/2015) [-]
I dont see why thats an issue.
If that does happen, wouldn't that just mean that the way I behave online is a better depiction of how I truely feel and want to behave than what I've been doing offline? And the "bleed over" is simply my attemt to rectify that discrepancy?
#36 to #29 - thejudgingmoose (09/03/2015) [-]
Precisely what I try to tell so many people. We all expect others to treat us well while assuming they will not, and then begin to treat them badly.

Even if someone insults you it is better to let it slide and still treat them respectfully instead of replying in kind. In the end you will be the better one, and people see it.

I have done nothing to attract anyone, and it works. People are just too desperate.
#37 to #36 - totallytito (09/03/2015) [-]
I like this talking moose
#39 to #37 - thejudgingmoose (09/03/2015) [-]
And I like this...Hawaiian.   
   
We are from very different worlds, my friend. It is wonderful that we are able to come together like this.
And I like this...Hawaiian.

We are from very different worlds, my friend. It is wonderful that we are able to come together like this.
User avatar #59 to #36 - commoncrunch (09/03/2015) [-]
I have done nothing as well, and I am alone. You lied.
#63 to #59 - thejudgingmoose (09/03/2015) [-]
Be nicer too.
User avatar #64 to #63 - commoncrunch (09/03/2015) [-]
I, I don't understand how doing nothing is a mean-spirited action, but okay. I'll be nicer at not doing anything to get a girl's attention.
#65 to #64 - thejudgingmoose (09/03/2015) [-]
No I mean just be nicer. Be nice in general, people see it.

"Nothing" is not mean spirited, but it is not nice either.
User avatar #66 to #65 - commoncrunch (09/03/2015) [-]
You don't understand. I'm just doing my own thing.
Say I'm at the mall. What do I do? I just go browse the stores, maybe buy something. I go to the food court and buy some Chinese food to eat. I go to the movie theater and watch a movie. All these actions, I just do mainly for myself. I mean, yes, I am polite and say thank you when I talk to an employee when I'm paying for my stuff, but I ask you:

How can I possibly be not nice when I'm just passing the time doing stuff by myself??????
#74 to #66 - totallytito (09/04/2015) [-]
If you don't want to hang with friends, then why would you want a girlfriend?
They are basically friends with romantic attachment, and a prototype for marriage.
User avatar #75 to #74 - commoncrunch (09/04/2015) [-]
What friends?
#76 to #75 - totallytito (09/04/2015) [-]
This one.
My friend.
#5 - omegez (09/02/2015) [-]
Looks a bit like Carol from senki zesshou symphogear gx except with brown hair
User avatar #8 to #5 - madvulcan (09/02/2015) [-]
It's Akiyama Yukari from Girls und Panzer.
User avatar #27 to #8 - enemyoftrn (09/03/2015) [-]
The tank otaku?
Yeah, she is fluffy.
User avatar #9 to #8 - omegez (09/02/2015) [-]
ahh, havent seen that yet, but i think i have seen her before
User avatar #10 to #9 - madvulcan (09/02/2015) [-]
Indeed, she pops up every now and again. I'd highly recommend it if you like tanks.
User avatar #13 to #5 - possiblydominator (09/03/2015) [-]
Extra crispy
User avatar #14 to #13 - fargfive (09/03/2015) [-]
Charcarol
#47 to #5 - xevilpenguinx (09/03/2015) [-]
Cool, another Symphogear fan.
#46 - monkeybrains (09/03/2015) [-]
Ah Yukari, the fluffiest.
#12 - spookyblood (09/03/2015) [-]
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#1 - fazbear (09/02/2015) [-]
I have hair like that.   
But then I shaved one half of my head, so now only half of my hair is like that.
I have hair like that.
But then I shaved one half of my head, so now only half of my hair is like that.
User avatar #19 to #1 - crispykingpin ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
Wait so you have like the skrillex kinda thing going on? where you just have a shaved part of your head? but instead you have like super fluffy hair on one side? hmmm, I don't know that sounds cute in theory.
#23 to #19 - fazbear (09/03/2015) [-]
Yup, that's what I got.
It looks really awkward actually, the fluffy hair doesn't go well with the no hair.
User avatar #24 to #23 - crispykingpin ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
Well it's hair, so it'll grow back eventually. hopefully whatever crazy hair idea you have next won't turn disastrous.
#3 to #2 - fazbear (09/02/2015) [-]
You're tellin' me.
I regret it entirely.
#6 to #3 - floran (09/02/2015) [-]
meh, is something to tell about
I once had a Mohawk, and a rat-tail...both for a while
#55 - trevanman (09/03/2015) [-]
she's not gonna tell you any secrets
she'll just keep talking to you about her tank fetish
User avatar #68 to #55 - brancher [OP](09/03/2015) [-]
Tell her you want to stick your smoothbore into her Engine compartment.
User avatar #31 - ljxjlos (09/03/2015) [-]
TFW no more gf with fluffy hair.

I miss her.

Also tfw friend who used to go after your sister now tries to get with one of your exes. The annoyance with having few female friends in your social circle.
User avatar #35 to #31 - alexstraza (09/03/2015) [-]
why did I automatically think your friend was a female and therefor a lesbian?
User avatar #40 to #35 - ljxjlos (09/03/2015) [-]
I have no idea to be honest. Wishfull thinking?

And no... no, he isn“t.
User avatar #41 to #40 - alexstraza (09/03/2015) [-]
I only wish your friend was a lesbian if he was a hot lesbian and would be my girlfriend....
User avatar #42 to #41 - ljxjlos (09/03/2015) [-]
Considering how he looks as a dude I doubt that.

My girlfriend was bi-curious, tho - and hot as hell. Take her, everything is better then another guy getting together with her, that thought ***** me up.
User avatar #43 to #42 - alexstraza (09/03/2015) [-]
okay, deal.
#44 to #43 - ljxjlos (09/03/2015) [-]
deal
User avatar #21 - Kairyuka (09/03/2015) [-]
Tfw I'M the fluffy-haird girlboyfriend
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User avatar #38 to #18 - screamspleaseme ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
One looks like they're gonna shoot up a school, the other looks they're gonna eat it.
#71 - venomousvalentine (09/03/2015) [-]
chihiro is the cutest fluff hair.
User avatar #70 - kunterz (09/03/2015) [-]
I have fluffy hair!
I wish I didn't have fluffy hair
#62 - lulzdealer ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
#32 - conorlockyer (09/03/2015) [-]
have thick hair and it fluffs on its own, humidities a bitch and i need to put oil on my hair buzzer just to shave it.
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