Flirting. . Normal person 'twining: Hey sexy i) halle flirting: If you were a potato..... you' d be til good potato. "Stop it you"
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#7 - maaarknuuuut (11/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - hoban (11/06/2013) [-]
Here in Ireland that line will get your ass married
#9 to #2 - draggonerify (11/07/2013) [-]
how many potatoes does it take to kill an irish man?   
   
   
   
   
 none
how many potatoes does it take to kill an irish man?




none
#11 to #9 - hoban (11/07/2013) [-]
You clever devil
#26 to #11 - draggonerify (11/08/2013) [-]
Thanks I like to hear my name
Thanks I like to hear my name
User avatar #16 to #9 - luddethebunny (11/07/2013) [-]
wut?
User avatar #18 to #16 - justmedude (11/07/2013) [-]
It's a joke about the Irish potato famine (1845-1850). The Irish were heavily dependent on the potato and when about 90% of their crops failed, many people starved to death.
User avatar #23 to #18 - luddethebunny (11/07/2013) [-]
ooh
#6 - pappathethird (11/07/2013) [-]
That's not a bad pick up line
#1 - potatophucker (11/06/2013) [-]
"Stop it you"
User avatar #8 - skateboardingdog (11/07/2013) [-]
I got a girl's number by using the potato line.

I was hitting on her, then she said, tell me something I HAVEN'T hear before.

Also if you don't have the lady skills, making them laugh is a good start to learning said skills.
If you are a nerd, grind the "make her laugh" ability until you hit lvl 50 lady skills
#24 - fukinitech (11/07/2013) [-]
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#13 - mereu (11/07/2013) [-]
Me flirting:

Me: If i were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Girl: ....
#19 - sportsmaniac (11/07/2013) [-]
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!
#5 - ehzio ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
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#21 - eggilos (11/07/2013) [-]
made me think of this
#14 - rambomanthree (11/07/2013) [-]
>thing from a tumblr blog   
>reposted and circulated on facebook   
>screencapped from facebook   
>posted on fj
>thing from a tumblr blog
>reposted and circulated on facebook
>screencapped from facebook
>posted on fj
User avatar #15 - predictablepeter (11/07/2013) [-]
And in that moment, I swear we were potatoes...
User avatar #12 - afrodemon (11/07/2013) [-]
if i went to denmark and said that i would get asked if i was making fun of them
#4 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
but what if I are Latvia and cannot into potato?
#3 - bushingenna (11/07/2013) [-]
Is he calling himself retarded.
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