Flawless Logic. But can we it?. coconut has milk coconut has hair coconut has flesh Therefore a coconut is a Mammal Discuss. Can' t argue with that.. How to correctly dissect this animal. logic
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Flawless Logic

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coconut has milk
coconut has hair
coconut has flesh
Therefore a coconut is a Mammal
Discuss.
Can' t argue with that.
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User avatar #8 - jaevel ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Does coconuts breastfeed its next of kin?
User avatar #9 to #8 - melontwilight (01/22/2014) [-]
No, other coconuts are offended if they do it in public.
#6 - theannoyingFJguy (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How to correctly dissect this animal.
How to correctly dissect this animal.
#21 - greyshirtguy (01/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
What next, you going to start suggesting that coconuts migrate too?
#4 - eriko (01/22/2014) [-]
Gonna eat coconuts fast bring something to drink
Gonna eat coconuts fast bring something to drink
#11 - mutzaki (01/22/2014) [-]
They also have a cerebral cortex.
#35 - betars (01/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
A coconut drops out of a tree when it ripens

Animals don't just go " **** it I'm done" and drop out of trees when they hit puberty.
Therefore it's not a mammal.
pic unrelated.
#58 - spoodermanz (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Giving credit this time because last time I saw this content, I tried stealing the joke and got caught. Those red thumbs were not good. Great comment though. A masterpiece.
CREDIT: captnpl
#43 - jblumz (01/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Can you **** it?
#45 to #43 - thegrandpoobah (01/23/2014) [-]
The question is not can I. The question is who will stop me.
User avatar #61 - Shitthatscrazy (01/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
a coconut can't be impregnated and hold the fetus inside the body until birth
#67 to #61 - Byte (01/23/2014) [-]
Neither can a mule.
Neither can a mule.
#33 - nolana (01/23/2014) [-]
And it had a face
#1 - anonymous (01/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
A mammal can give birth to live young
a cocannot
User avatar #13 to #1 - mrblueftw (01/22/2014) [-]
now we are reposting content And comments?
#37 - randomdylan (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ok, but it has no vital systems, muscular or skeletal systems at all. Therefore it is a fruit. Or something...
Ok, but it has no vital systems, muscular or skeletal systems at all. Therefore it is a fruit. Or something...
#30 - xcoreyx (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Fire needs oxygen
Fire needs fuel aka food
Fire grows
Fire can die

Therefore fire is alive
User avatar #53 - achphoenix (01/23/2014) [-]
"milk", but not milk glands.
#49 - veryspecialagent (01/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Coconuts do not give birth to other coconuts   
>Not a mammal   
   
Coconuts do not give birth to eggs either   
>Not even an animal.
Coconuts do not give birth to other coconuts
>Not a mammal

Coconuts do not give birth to eggs either
>Not even an animal.
#66 to #49 - Byte (01/23/2014) [-]
Neither can a mule.

Your move.
User avatar #7 - SuperSixONE (01/22/2014) [-]
Coconut has eggs
therefore, coconut is a platypus
#82 - thelastelephant ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
We've been calling it a fruit this whole time
#25 - kibbleking (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is the third time I've seen this here in the past two months.
This is the third time I've seen this here in the past two months.
User avatar #19 - thepastryistrue (01/22/2014) [-]
That's the reason coconut milk is still called coconut milk and soy milk is now called soy drink. (at least in Germany).
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