Flawless Logic. But can we it?. coconut has milk coconut has hair coconut has flesh Therefore a coconut is a Mammal Discuss. Can' t argue with that.. How to correctly dissect this animal. logic
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #8 - jaevel
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Does coconuts breastfeed its next of kin?
User avatar #9 to #8 - melontwilight
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(01/22/2014) [-]
No, other coconuts are offended if they do it in public.
#6 - theannoyingFJguy
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(01/22/2014) [-]
How to correctly dissect this animal.
How to correctly dissect this animal.
#92 to #6 - nickypickle
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I loved howtobasic until his videos started getting really weird

not only the topics that were changing, (i.e., how to have sex, how to masturbate, how to get rid of constipation) but how he handles things got exponentially creepy

I miss old howtobasic
I even predicted this would happen. popularity changes people
User avatar #38 to #6 - thereasonableperso
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Source is How To Basic on youtube.
#40 to #38 - anon id: 4ffe7f3d
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I can't help laughing hysterically at his clips.
#21 - greyshirtguy
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(01/22/2014) [-]
What next, you going to start suggesting that coconuts migrate too?
User avatar #22 to #21 - gomugomuno
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(01/22/2014) [-]
they do
User avatar #87 to #21 - McFuckUp
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Well, the swallow does travel south for the winter, yet they are not strangers to our land.
#24 to #21 - lionti
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(01/22/2014) [-]
No, but here is a very detailed image of how they are carried by swallows.
User avatar #36 to #24 - paradoxofnight
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I think you and I are the only ones who get the joke
#39 to #36 - roxasbaby
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#59 to #39 - luckyxiii
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What do you mean? African or European?
User avatar #86 to #59 - McFuckUp
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I don't know that
User avatar #81 to #59 - sabcy
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(01/23/2014) [-]
north american.
I love monty python.
#23 to #21 - doctorprofessornv
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Well the coconut is actually designed to float across large expanses of water to reach new islands, where they can put out roots and begin to grow. So in a way, yes, they do migrate.
#4 - eriko
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Gonna eat coconuts fast bring something to drink
Gonna eat coconuts fast bring something to drink
#11 - mutzaki
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(01/22/2014) [-]
They also have a cerebral cortex.
#35 - betars
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(01/23/2014) [-]
A coconut drops out of a tree when it ripens

Animals don't just go "**** it I'm done" and drop out of trees when they hit puberty.
Therefore it's not a mammal.
pic unrelated.
#51 to #35 - captnpl
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(01/23/2014) [-]
You dropped out of your mother when you were born.
User avatar #62 to #51 - betars
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Unfortunately, I come from C-section and am delivered by hands.
#63 to #62 - captnpl
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(01/23/2014) [-]
That just means you were picked.
User avatar #64 to #63 - betars
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I didn't hit puberty when I was born.
#65 to #64 - captnpl
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and a coconut doesn't hit puberty until it takes root.
#58 - spoodermanz
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Giving credit this time because last time I saw this content, I tried stealing the joke and got caught. Those red thumbs were not good. Great comment though. A masterpiece.
CREDIT: captnpl
#60 to #58 - captnpl
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#76 - zenet
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#43 - jblumz
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Can you **** it?
#45 to #43 - thegrandpoobah
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(01/23/2014) [-]
The question is not can I. The question is who will stop me.
#50 to #45 - veryspecialagent
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#54 to #50 - metacobalion
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had to do it
#68 to #45 - spateeter
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here ya go
here ya go
#47 to #45 - okaymayun
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User avatar #61 - Shitthatscrazy
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(01/23/2014) [-]
a coconut can't be impregnated and hold the fetus inside the body until birth
#67 to #61 - Byte
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(01/23/2014) [-]
Neither can a mule.
Neither can a mule.
User avatar #88 to #67 - Shitthatscrazy
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(01/23/2014) [-]
mules are asses though