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#4 - roddor
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(08/12/2014) [-]
Once, I farted. It was really embarrassing.
#517 to #4 - fyaq
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the fact FJ only thumbed this for the cancerous meme makes me want to kill children.
#82 to #4 - anon id: 76502406
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Wow, dude. I'm embarrassed for you.
User avatar #35 to #4 - theblackhand
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your colored text gave me eye cancer
User avatar #43 to #35 - brcstar
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(08/12/2014) [-]
Then you better not look at mine.
User avatar #106 to #43 - Falkor
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User avatar #109 to #106 - majormayor
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furries are gAY
User avatar #111 to #109 - jiboia
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Your comment is so tumblr i heard a feminist scream rape.
User avatar #223 to #111 - otherothersparker
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and your comment is so cancerous you could've killed half the planet
#548 to #111 - frankwest
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User avatar #263 to #106 - serpens
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#324 to #43 - anon id: 6cca2d9d
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I can't.
#153 to #35 - anon id: 58e9a42b
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#12 - hitlerwasokay
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I once farted and a tapeworm flapped around out of my ass like a strip of paper tied to an industrial fan
User avatar #200 to #12 - StewieGGriffin
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(08/12/2014) [-]
Is this story true? If so 2spooky.
#468 to #12 - mysticninja
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(08/13/2014) [-]
For **** sake man!
#519 to #12 - anon id: e9ed2d4f
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(08/13/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ I nearly vomited
#525 to #12 - baditch
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#236 to #12 - RipperMan
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why didnt you have pants on?
#390 to #12 - ironsoul
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(08/13/2014) [-]
Could have been worse I suppose
User avatar #214 to #12 - valarofcookies
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What were you doing inside his ass, Tapeworms?
User avatar #215 to #214 - tapeworms
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It seemed like a good spot at the time.
#216 to #215 - valarofcookies
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#46 to #12 - psychotec
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(08/12/2014) [-]
sweet jesus no
#17 to #12 - redwrench
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(08/12/2014) [-]
Embarrassing, not terrifying.
#269 to #17 - supercookieduster
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#15 - applecopy
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OMG ONCE IN CLASS I FARTED XD
EVERYONE WERE LIKE OMFG WHO FART AND STARES AT ME
[O.O;;;] errr...o.0 just kiddng XD
my actual face
<----
but srsly it was embarrising! /.\ *covers eyes*
User avatar #221 to #15 - chokolocco
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(08/13/2014) [-]
Dude, you can't post that kind of text on FunnyJunk. We do not tolerate alot
#253 to #221 - klaes
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(08/13/2014) [-]
What do you have against this sexy beast?
User avatar #85 to #15 - lurifax
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(08/12/2014) [-]
this pains me
#20 to #15 - anon id: 2904eb5e
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niqqa wuht
#78 to #15 - anon id: 55fc2129
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That was cringe worthy
#256 to #15 - yorker
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User avatar #405 to #15 - spartanian
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kek
#526 to #15 - notapancake
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*Holds up spork*
*Holds up spork*
#376 to #15 - thebroble
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#45 to #15 - percer
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User avatar #21 to #15 - mrhotwings
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You're trying too hard.
User avatar #44 to #21 - applecopy
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well yes
that's the joke
#239 to #44 - furiousmarshmellow
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#318 to #239 - conquistafag
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lol nope
User avatar #334 to #239 - garymotherfingoak
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tell me about it.
User avatar #244 to #239 - applecopy
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(08/13/2014) [-]
IT'S STILL A JOKE
User avatar #245 to #244 - furiousmarshmellow
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Alright. Christ, get a hold of yourself.
User avatar #246 to #245 - applecopy
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(08/13/2014) [-]
NO
ok
User avatar #440 to #244 - jeezloxxy
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Not a funny one though
User avatar #462 to #44 - ohemgeezus
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(08/13/2014) [-]
stick to spamming content
User avatar #110 to #44 - majormayor
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(08/12/2014) [-]
It's nothing new. Seriously.
User avatar #53 to #44 - mrhotwings
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With the amount of people on fj trying to "troll" the way you are, you should have explained it was a joke.
User avatar #55 to #53 - applecopy
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(08/12/2014) [-]
please
that would have ruined the "joke"
User avatar #57 to #55 - mrhotwings
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(08/12/2014) [-]
Well at least then you won't end up with a bunch of red thumbs.
User avatar #58 to #57 - applecopy
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(08/12/2014) [-]
I DO NOT CAREEEE
User avatar #61 to #58 - mrhotwings
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(08/12/2014) [-]
Okay then...
Enjoy your day.
User avatar #63 to #61 - applecopy
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(08/12/2014) [-]
thx u2 ^_^
User avatar #201 to #63 - rdibp
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^_______________________^
User avatar #11 - protomanrulezz
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(08/12/2014) [-]
While getting a rim job
she didn't even finish
#443 to #11 - lolzordz
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(08/13/2014) [-]
getting a girl to lick your arsehole is embarassing enough
getting a girl to lick your arsehole is embarassing enough
User avatar #467 to #443 - protomanrulezz
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(08/13/2014) [-]
Nah, shes the one licking an asshole
User avatar #116 to #11 - sinery
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(08/12/2014) [-]
Excuse be, but how the **** does one finish a rimjob?
User avatar #119 to #116 - protomanrulezz
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(08/12/2014) [-]
I don't know because I have never had one finish
User avatar #207 to #119 - JonnyFirecrackr
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(08/12/2014) [-]
best laugh FJ comment section 2014
User avatar #208 to #207 - protomanrulezz
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(08/12/2014) [-]
Th... Thank you~
User avatar #210 to #208 - JonnyFirecrackr
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Yo... You're welcome
#73 to #11 - norwegiandude
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It was funny, but rimjobs are ******* disgusting.
It was funny, but rimjobs are ******* disgusting.
User avatar #19 - narluga
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I once farted so powerfully and so long, that my brother came into my room and asked what the **** the noise was.
#496 to #19 - thesappho
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it's not emberassing, it's a win
#133 - farted
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no, I'll get to many notifications. The horror.
User avatar #173 to #133 - discardedslinky
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This made me laugh too hard.
#135 to #133 - xxangelisxx
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Now we can blame all toots on you.
Now we can blame all toots on you.
#30 - tokazakime
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This is more like a **** story. It was my grandfather's birthday and the whole family decided to rent a pool resort. There's the regular pool where it gets deeper if you get to the end, and then there's a kiddie pool where the children swims. When I want to pee I'd go to the kiddie pool, squat, then pee.

This one time I had the urge to release a fart while I was peeing in the kiddie pool, but then I feel a sudden "plop" before I realize that I just shat in the pool where the kids swim. I stand back up and went back to the regular pool like nothing happened.
#271 to #30 - supercookieduster
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User avatar #329 to #30 - killerliquid
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******* christ toka
User avatar #47 to #30 - brcstar
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And you weren't concerned about anyone seeing you?
#60 to #47 - tokazakime
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I'm the oldest of all my cousins, and my cousins are pretty much all kids. And the adults were too busy eating, drinking, playing billiards, and singing karaoke.

so no..
User avatar #89 to #30 - dertuik
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did the others think that it was on the kid pool kids?
#95 to #89 - tokazakime
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I wasn't there when they (if they even) discovered it, but if they did they probably think it's one of the kids.
I wasn't there when they (if they even) discovered it, but if they did they probably think it's one of the kids.
User avatar #100 to #95 - dertuik
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infiltrate and leave **** for internal investigation
good job!
#10 - notfanny
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so, there i was, sitting on my girlfriends lap. I shat.
so, there i was, sitting on my girlfriends lap. I shat.
User avatar #145 to #10 - notfanny
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plot twist, she liked the smell of it
User avatar #51 to #10 - bettercaulsaul
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>sitting on girlfriend's lap

confirmed beta
User avatar #79 to #51 - joshlol
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>******** on girlfriend's lap

confirmed alpha
User avatar #67 to #51 - applecopy
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wtf, that's the dream
User avatar #409 to #51 - sharklazers
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you don't even have a girlfriend in the first place
#38 - evilhomer
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One time when I was a kid I laughed so hard that I farted.... It was more than a fart.
One time when I was a kid I laughed so hard that I farted.... It was more than a fart.
User avatar #157 to #38 - hattheifbatman
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Never again, I imagined her ******** out a chicken corpse
User avatar #243 to #38 - aidansofunny
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can i have sauce of that girl
User avatar #353 to #38 - rustybutttickler
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Is she ******** so hard it bursts out of the pants?
#507 to #38 - schitzopsycho
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Totally not gonna puke while laughing... Totally not...
Totally not gonna puke while laughing... Totally not...
#180 to #38 - sparkshock
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#129 to #38 - toostonedtopost
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dafuqdidijustsee.jpg
#127 - chromeberd
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I remember it being around 3rd grade. Back in those days I had some lower intestinal issues that actually required me to fart otherwise I would get a horrible stomach ache. Not only that but for some reason my farts contained too much of an acid compound or something and they would sting your nostrils they smelled so bad.

Anyway I was in school and we had all lined up in the classroom to go to lunch. I had been positioned near the front. I had decided to release the gas right before the line started moving trying to do it as silently as possible. A wave of euphoria was emitted from thy cheeks and after the deed was done the teacher got the line moving out of the classroom. What basicly occurred next was an assembly of over 30 students in a straight line moving through my lingering colon vapor. Every one of them had to endure a couple of second of my patented anal steam that I had been building up all morning.

A lot made noises of pure disgust and some were trying to empty their lungs once they caught a whiff. A couple of the squeamish ones were gagging. One poor girl had to run to the bathroom because she was choking on my chemical lemon gas to hard. She eventually came back to meet us at lunch but had no appetite.

I felt horrible at that moment but I won't be ashamed to admit that I laughed myself to sleep that night.