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Submitted: 08/12/2014
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#4 - roddor (08/12/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Once, I farted. It was really embarrassing.
#12 - hitlerwasokay ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I once farted and a tapeworm flapped around out of my ass like a strip of paper tied to an industrial fan
#15 - applecopy (08/12/2014) [+] (29 replies)
OMG ONCE IN CLASS I FARTED XD
EVERYONE WERE LIKE OMFG WHO FART AND STARES AT ME
[O.O;;;] errr...o.0 just kiddng XD
my actual face
<----
but srsly it was embarrising! /.\ *covers eyes*
User avatar #21 to #15 - mrhotwings (08/12/2014) [-]
You're trying too hard.
User avatar #11 - protomanrulezz (08/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
While getting a rim job
she didn't even finish
User avatar #19 - narluga ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I once farted so powerfully and so long, that my brother came into my room and asked what the **** the noise was.
#133 - farted (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
no, I'll get to many notifications. The horror.
#30 - tokazakime (08/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
This is more like a **** story. It was my grandfather's birthday and the whole family decided to rent a pool resort. There's the regular pool where it gets deeper if you get to the end, and then there's a kiddie pool where the children swims. When I want to pee I'd go to the kiddie pool, squat, then pee.

This one time I had the urge to release a fart while I was peeing in the kiddie pool, but then I feel a sudden "plop" before I realize that I just shat in the pool where the kids swim. I stand back up and went back to the regular pool like nothing happened.
#10 - notfanny (08/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
so, there i was, sitting on my girlfriends lap. I shat.
so, there i was, sitting on my girlfriends lap. I shat.
#38 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
One time when I was a kid I laughed so hard that I farted.... It was more than a fart.
One time when I was a kid I laughed so hard that I farted.... It was more than a fart.
#127 - chromeberd (08/12/2014) [-]
I remember it being around 3rd grade. Back in those days I had some lower intestinal issues that actually required me to fart otherwise I would get a horrible stomach ache. Not only that but for some reason my farts contained too much of an acid compound or something and they would sting your nostrils they smelled so bad.

Anyway I was in school and we had all lined up in the classroom to go to lunch. I had been positioned near the front. I had decided to release the gas right before the line started moving trying to do it as silently as possible. A wave of euphoria was emitted from thy cheeks and after the deed was done the teacher got the line moving out of the classroom. What basicly occurred next was an assembly of over 30 students in a straight line moving through my lingering colon vapor. Every one of them had to endure a couple of second of my patented anal steam that I had been building up all morning.

A lot made noises of pure disgust and some were trying to empty their lungs once they caught a whiff. A couple of the squeamish ones were gagging. One poor girl had to run to the bathroom because she was choking on my chemical lemon gas to hard. She eventually came back to meet us at lunch but had no appetite.

I felt horrible at that moment but I won't be ashamed to admit that I laughed myself to sleep that night.
#143 - kakariko ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was going to anon this 						****					 but 						****					 it   
&gt;be in school   
&gt;in classes   
&gt;terrible stomachache   
&gt;still 4 hours left to go home   
&gt;decide to let out little farts here and there to cease the pain   
&gt;everything is going fine   
&gt;accidentally let loose and 						****					 starts coming out   
&gt;it isn't your average 						****					, it's close to diarrhea   
&gt;it's smearing on my panties   
&gt;still sitting on my chair, internally panicking
I was going to anon this **** but **** it
>be in school
>in classes
>terrible stomachache
>still 4 hours left to go home
>decide to let out little farts here and there to cease the pain
>everything is going fine
>accidentally let loose and **** starts coming out
>it isn't your average **** , it's close to diarrhea
>it's smearing on my panties
>still sitting on my chair, internally panicking
#36 - NiceBreasts (08/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Midway through a prostate exam I start to clench so my doctor pulls out his finger and as the tip slid out a noise erected from my bowels that shook the mountains in a pungent PRRRRRBBBTTTTTTTTTFFF as flecks of 						****					 cascaded across the room leaving neither woman nor child safe from the wrath of my bunghole.   
   
tldr; I have prostate cancer
Midway through a prostate exam I start to clench so my doctor pulls out his finger and as the tip slid out a noise erected from my bowels that shook the mountains in a pungent PRRRRRBBBTTTTTTTTTFFF as flecks of **** cascaded across the room leaving neither woman nor child safe from the wrath of my bunghole.

tldr; I have prostate cancer
User avatar #99 - jakerszzzz (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I was in gym class running and i had to fart really bad so i synced up my farts with my steps because my shoe also made farting noises when i ran.

Then i got out of sync.
User avatar #62 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (12 replies)
My boyfriend farted and accidentally **** on the floor.
#25 - peanutsaurusrex (08/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
During the moment of silence after the pledge at school   
I let out a giant shart   
Sophmore year of high school   
   
   
I had to go home that day
During the moment of silence after the pledge at school
I let out a giant shart
Sophmore year of high school


I had to go home that day
#235 - krayon (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**krayon rolled image**
> Be 21
> In the middle of sex with my then GF
> She had just gotten over a stomach virus
> Hadn't seen her in about 4 days
> ************************* .gif
> thrusting deep
> she's moaning
> Moaning turns into groaning
> All of a sudden she lets out the most horrendous fart
> It doesn't stop there
> Torrent of diarrhea shoots from her ass like a broken water pipe
> MFW she frosted me like a cake and the stench made me throw up on her back.
#18 - digitized (08/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me 15 years old
>sleeping over friends house
>about to go to sleep when sudden urge to fart commences
>decide **** it he's my boy he wont care if I fart real quick
>let it rip like a bey blade out of satans ass
> **** came spewing out
>do not tell friend.
>sleep with **** on my ass for the entire night for fear of him finding out i sharted
>after we woke up he asks what smells like ass
>explain i just farted
>he leaves
>i go in the bathroom and clean my ass
>had extra clothes so i acted like i just showered
>put **** stained boxers in my backpack
>he doesn't know until this day It wasn't straight diarrhea that came out so his sheets were fine
User avatar #37 - RADDDDs (08/12/2014) [-]
16 y/o
20 mins til class is over
been holding back the urge, but it unfortunately slips, releasing a quite noisy rumble
also, stenchy 9.8/10 as never before
no one realized what happened
5 rows in all directions were being gassed
I couldn't smile, or I would blow my cover
the stench was unbearable
doors-windows had to be opened
#8 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In the middle of a silent prayer in church, then trying to cough it off but missing the timing completly
User avatar #327 to #8 - bananarchy (08/13/2014) [-]
Hahaha
>Cough
>Everyone looks at you
>Fart
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