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User avatar #4 - hankhillofthe [OP](11/14/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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For all of you who don't want to listen to my SMELLY voice:

I was working on a stand-up comedy album, but even as much work as I've put into it, it's just not good enough to post, so I'm gonna do the long-awaited sequel to FJ Writes A Song!

Rules:
1 - Post a comment that is no more than one sentence/phrase long
2 - Thumb up other peoples' comments

Best comments become the chorus, Lesst comments become the verses, BEST comments becomes the title of the song

At some point I'll get around to making the song, might be done in a day, might be done next week, iunno. I just got done with a ******** of **** and I finally have freedom to start doing some important life stuff, so that might get in the way a bit.

If you friend/subscribe to me, you'll get a mass pm and/or a notification once it's done so you don't miss it.

Thanks for being so good to me the past year, FJ.

If you weren't there for it when we did it the first time, here u go:
/Jet+fuel+can+t+melt+steel+beams/movies/5461125/
#146 - twoderrick ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Don't let your memes be dreams
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#508 to #146 - Xplode has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #509 to #508 - Xplode (11/15/2015) [-]
I just read the rules now :<
User avatar #268 to #146 - larrallina (11/15/2015) [-]
I really hope this gets to be in the main choirs
#318 to #268 - mastercolossus (11/15/2015) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #77 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
bro you better let me sing the exact line I'm writing right now on the song you're doing, or at the very least let me sing something
User avatar #101 to #77 - andra ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
thats gonna be a mouthful to try and get to a beat
User avatar #126 to #124 - andra ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
its beautiful but wouldnt it be a lil shorter
i guess you could just take that and speed it up
gg
User avatar #396 to #124 - napsterfreak ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
LOL you're right, that is a beat
User avatar #207 to #124 - kaisakuenkou (11/14/2015) [-]
you messed up the second to last word
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#381 to #124 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Your voice is much deeper than I imagined.
User avatar #224 to #124 - mobilebull (11/14/2015) [-]
you're better than Rasmus seebach
User avatar #606 to #497 - zezenzerg (11/15/2015) [-]
Bro, your voice is pure sex.
#607 to #606 - daggydaggy (11/15/2015) [-]
you're 3 kind
User avatar #87 to #77 - mobilebull (11/14/2015) [-]
please let him do it.
#25 - lucky ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]

My girlfriend has a penis.
User avatar #37 to #25 - andra ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
i feel you
User avatar #225 to #37 - whyheloitisijimble (11/14/2015) [-]
Do not feel without permission or is be rape thank
User avatar #620 to #37 - akhar (11/16/2015) [-]
Careful, lucky! I think Andra's about to go all "Ms. Steal Yo Girl" on you!
User avatar #159 to #25 - admin (11/14/2015) [-]
and it's longer than my own
User avatar #285 to #159 - slothboner (11/15/2015) [-]
My butthole stench is raunchy, because she pounds me with her bone.
User avatar #399 to #285 - napsterfreak ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
I never saw it coming when she put it up my crack...
User avatar #418 to #399 - drtrousersnake (11/15/2015) [-]
I took in the whole length up to her sack
User avatar #503 to #418 - aceboy (11/15/2015) [-]
Thunder was sounding , my ass she was pounding.
User avatar #628 to #503 - megatheman (11/19/2015) [-]
And when it was done, in her cum I was drowning!
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#5 - herpsog (11/14/2015) [-]
I cant get the dicksmell outta my hair
#36 - gulessbayonet (11/14/2015) [-]
That isn't even a trap, it's an ambush! Fall back!
#221 - postingloudly (11/14/2015) [-]
SLAYING NORMIES IN THE STREET ON THE BOULEVARD OF PEPE MEMES
#39 - murphyslawtesties (11/14/2015) [-]
Donate to admin, he needs dragon dicks
User avatar #49 to #39 - trisomytwentyone (11/14/2015) [-]
Don't donate to Admin. He has plently of dragon dicks.
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#28 - atonial (11/14/2015) [-]
the guy who wrote the next line is a fag
#82 to #28 - dempersons (11/14/2015) [-]
I like how you were comment 28 and Joshlol was comment 29.
User avatar #1 - schnizel (11/14/2015) [-]
Nice neckbeard.
#20 - andra ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
and then andra sucked 17 more futa cocks
User avatar #51 to #47 - andra ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
i have yet to achieve that dream
User avatar #55 to #53 - andra ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
its beautiful
#572 to #571 - goobyman (11/15/2015) [-]
whydidyouclickitthen.com.jpg.exe.exif
#573 to #572 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Morbid curiosity? Masochism? I dunno. It's not so much the look of it, it's that people actually pay that much money to **** an artificial horse pussy
User avatar #574 to #573 - goobyman (11/15/2015) [-]
as i suspected
but really? why bother fussing over this? some people spend money on fleshlights, some on horsepussy. the only difference is how it looks, as long as you are not ******* an actual horse i can assume it is ok to own either of those two products.
#575 to #574 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Dude I was just making a joke on the internet.

In the end I couldn't give two ***** , as you say, as long as they're not ******* an actual animal....but then again there's kind of a double standard, becasue I think if there was a company making artificial baby torsos you could **** with artificial baby assholes/vaginas the butthurt would ring throughout time and space
User avatar #577 to #575 - goobyman (11/15/2015) [-]
that's because it's pretty much universally illegal?
i'm not into bestiality but it's partially legal in some countries/states.
and comparing an analog to a real thing doesn't really work, what about those people on 4chan who have these latex dolls that are bascially fleshlights, but they're tiny and nobody complains about that
#578 to #577 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
There are actual states in the US (I'm assuming you talk about the US?) where bestiality is legal? What the actual ****

As for the fleshlights I have no idea, but I'm sure if there was some company who would make actual baby fleshlights or whatever some offendophile on Facebook would catch wind of that and the uproar of the PC people would be immense
User avatar #581 to #578 - goobyman (11/15/2015) [-]
Hawaii No law
Kentucky No law
Nevada No law
New Hampshire No law
New Jersey Pending bill to outlaw
New Mexico No law
Ohio No law
Texas No law
Vermont No law
West Virginia No law
Wyoming No law
User avatar #580 to #578 - goobyman (11/15/2015) [-]
here's a complete list
Kentucky, for example, has no law regarding beastiality
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States
User avatar #582 to #580 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
This is ******* disgusting, 20% of american states do absolutely nothing against animal *******
User avatar #583 to #582 - goobyman (11/15/2015) [-]
ach lass sie doch ;D
i'm not sure how i feel about it
probably not good because of the chances of diesases and other safety concerns.
User avatar #585 to #583 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Verdammte amis, mann "Land of the free" Ja toll, Freiheit zu ficken was man will oder wadd

User avatar #586 to #585 - goobyman (11/15/2015) [-]
bei uns erst seit 2013 Illegal
User avatar #587 to #586 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Ja aber vorher wurde es schon mit Verweis auf das Tierschutzgesetz bestraft. Dann wurde zwar nicht die Tierfickerei bestraft, aber eben was man dabei dem Tier antut
#41 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2015) [-]
dragons are inherently sexy
#34 - studbeefpile (11/14/2015) [-]
Pornographic Hand Disaster
User avatar #29 - joshlol (11/14/2015) [-]
>tfw no gf
#26 - oxidoferroso ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
I see the Amish finally decided to introduce Internet in their community
#438 - sirpapyrus (11/15/2015) [-]
EAT SPAGHETTI BEFORE YOU REGRETTI
#11 - pillowhumper (11/14/2015) [-]
YOUR DUNK SUCKS BRUH
#52 - archidemonde (11/14/2015) [-]
Oh please cum in my dildo-hat
#122 - nidhugg (11/14/2015) [-]
Be afraid.
#2 - tavafanduvill (11/14/2015) [-]
Hitler did nothing wrong
#387 to #2 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
#312 - dickchupacabra (11/15/2015) [-]
Come on and slam, and welcome to Japan.
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