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FJ got me laid. I used the professional advice I've been reading on this site for the past year. The 4chan stories and FJ comments on how to talk to a female. W

I used the professional advice I've been reading on this site for the past year. The 4chan stories and FJ comments on how to talk to a female. Wish me luck.,

Not yet. We' ll be done by
Do you wanna come over?
Sure. What time?
Now I guess. We will just
Netflix and chill
Okay. Meow. III head over
then.
4: 14 PM
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#3 - usarmyexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
Good luck
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User avatar #2 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**floran rolls Concentrate and ask again**Does Op gets laid?
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#14 to #2 - logicalcommonsense [OP](01/09/2016) [-]
We're watching ironclad right. We're both sitting in computer chairs next to each other. I haven't held her hand yet. I asked her if she likes watching Netflix a lot.

What do I say?
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User avatar #17 to #14 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**floran rolls Work comfortably (or walk down a public street) without the fear of sexual harassment**tell her about how you <-
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User avatar #19 to #17 - logicalcommonsense [OP](01/09/2016) [-]
Before this movie we both got coffee from starbucks. She said her stomach was upset cause she drank it too fast.

I told her I drank mine really fast too and said," don't be a bitch" and she slapped me. I thought I was making a joke... not going well how do I fix this
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User avatar #31 to #19 - thesunpraiser (01/10/2016) [-]
Jesus OP you dun ****** up.
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#20 to #19 - floran (01/10/2016) [-]
don't tell a girl she a bitch even if she a bitch
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#37 to #19 - joppo ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
1: dont sit on funnyjunk when you netflix and chill dude!
2: stomach upset, avoid anal.
3: go for a horror movie or do something that she isnt ok with, girls like to feel safe in your arms!
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#4 to #2 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
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**floran used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**floran rolls Concentrate and ask again**
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#5 to #4 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**floran rolls Outlook good**
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#6 to #5 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
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**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** haha you and your bad luck floran!
you're such a ****** !
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#7 to #6 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
your roll is...I hate you tara
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#9 to #7 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** D-Don't stare!
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#10 to #9 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
**floran used "*roll picture*"**
**floran rolled image** I do what I want
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#11 to #10 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
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**tarabostes rolled image** Holy fug nice roll floran I congratulate you!
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#12 to #11 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
thanks
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#13 to #12 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait what the **** am I doing... I'm being nice to you...
TITS OR GTFO YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING THEMED ACCOUNT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ****** ************** GAME! KILL YOURSELF! PLANTS SUCK ASS AND I HOPE VEGANS GENOCIDE YOU!!!
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#16 to #13 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
you need help, professional help
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#18 to #16 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
F-Floran... Not now... PM if you wanna do lewd stuff...
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User avatar #21 - logicalcommonsense [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Well she left now. She said she it was nice seeing me again. That we should go to the mall next time and go shopping.... thanks for helping me out guys.

Next time I need girl advice I won't rely on you....
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User avatar #26 to #21 - thenewgizmobox (01/10/2016) [-]
well next time have a designated wingman if you really need one. Just making a random post on the internet doesn't exactly guarantee you'l get advice, especially time sensitive advice.
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User avatar #34 to #21 - vincatvangogh (01/10/2016) [-]
>Ever talking to a girl who says meow ironically in text
>I don't think it was FJ's fault you cuk
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#35 to #21 - improvement (01/10/2016) [-]
Jeez, she came over to netflix and chill. She most likely want to have sex, all you have to do is make the move. And for gods sake, don't sit in computer chairs! Lay in the bed or on a couch.

Don't be a pleb, just kiss her. Don't be scared of denial, it's not like you'll die
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#36 to #21 - bacontreegod (01/10/2016) [-]
Starts off calling the girl a bitch, blames FJ for **** advice. Sure OP, you definitely were doing just fine.
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#38 to #21 - whyjoseph (01/10/2016) [-]
you ****** up, first you should have been sitting together on a couch not on chairs and you also should have picked a horror movie or one of those silver lining type ********* , all in all youre a faggot
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User avatar #40 to #21 - strangemoo (8 hours ago) [-]
Maybe if you had maned up and made a move you'd actually have gotten laid.

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#25 to #21 - imdusty (01/10/2016) [-]
**imdusty used "*roll picture*"**
**imdusty rolled image**next time dont "netflix and chill" at 5:00.
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#29 to #21 - sexuality (01/10/2016) [-]
>>#14, Here's the biggest part I saw you ******* up.

Romantically, you need no barriers. So that physical contact comes naturally. Sitting in two separate computer chairs completely destroys the chances of incidental contact, which is incredibly important in "testing the waters."

Beyond that, make your intentions clear. You actually did good in coining "Netflix and chill" and, from the conversation context, she seemed receptive to it. Now, don't blurt out a request for head. But make small jokes. Compliment her. Imply that, if given the chance, you'd jump on that opportunity. Do so smoothly. We can't give you a script, but being natural works so much better than trying hard (for me). So these are the tips I have for you.

If she really did say she wanted to hang out again, ******* take her up on the offer. Give her a good time, take her to a park or some **** . Doesn't cost more than gas, and you'll be doing more than just having her come over to watch a movie and hope romance spontaneously starts. Consider how often that must happen to cute girls; they get an invitation to come over, and it's an afternoon filled of awkward tension and a sweaty, awkward guy who just ends up actually watching the whole movie. There are other things. Malls are generally pretty **** overall, so I wouldn't really recommend that. Plus, you wouldn't reasonably pay for her items at the mall. But you would pay for drinks at a bar, or a lunch. So take her there. Put yourself in the position to make it seem date-ish, to paint yourself as nonchalant.

Getting her back home could be more complicated. Again, this is all circumstantial. She could be the one who mentions not wanting to part. If she does, you're in. Then it's just getting somewhere private and manning the **** up. Pic related. Seriously, the worst case scenario is she's not into it. If that's the case, back off, and head back to the plethora of women found on all social media sites, rinse, repeat. Hell, I once got rejected for a kiss, and not two weeks later, I ran into the same girl at a party, while we were both plastered. We laughed about it, drank to it, and proceeded to hook up. So, even some losses will come around.

Last bit. Never, ever, under any circumstances, direct the word "bitch" at a girl you want to sleep with. Not even in a joke. They ******* hate it, from my experience. Anyone, good luck and godspeed.
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User avatar #27 to #21 - sladee (01/10/2016) [-]
"Meow."

****** you forgot to "Rawr XD :3" Her.
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#30 - hirollin (01/10/2016) [-]
Meow


You picked a real winner, op.
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#8 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Fun idea for prank: Tell her you're going to the bathroom and that you'll come back real quick , but you actually kill yourself.
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#1 - evilkingganon (01/09/2016) [-]
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**evilkingganon rolled image** yfw nothin sexy happens
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#32 - bewblover (01/10/2016) [-]
Well this is pathetic, "fj got me laid" because a girl agreed to hang out with you and didn't even sleep with you, so beta, since when is hanging out with a girl an accomplishment? and asking fj for help? if you wanna sleep with someone and you're alone you don't even need to say anything, you just start touching her thigh and if she's down for it you move over and start rubbing her off through her panties then start making out and then it just goes from there, if she doesn't touch you back then move her hand onto your dick, take the lead, finger bang her, stick your dick in her vag, whatever, it's not rocket science, you don't need some smooth moves if you're already alone you just have to make a move. and don't say "now i guess" just say "come over now", no one finds the phrase "i guess" to be attractive, seems like she probably thought you were just trying to be funny with the netflix and chill and she was just being quirky and playing along too, even if she was serious it's not gonna happen just because you said anyway, you have to make the move too once she's there. If you go to the mall with her just say "lets go back to mine after and watch a movie again" and if she agrees then just **** her, it's that easy, and don't go logging into funnyjunk while you're with her. Also don't let it **** up your friendship if she doesn't want to either, it's her life, she's not a bitch if she isn't interested in anything more than being just friends like all the 'friendzone' guys seem to think.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - italianfrosttroll (01/10/2016) [-]
>calls one lame for hanging out with girls and being proud
>look at username
>stop reading

You seem to have some pent up sexual frustration my man.
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#39 to #33 - bewblover (01/10/2016) [-]
Bragging about getting laid when all he did was get a girl to see him is why i called him "lame" which i never said anyway. Sorry, forgot names matter at all, especially one I chose just so i could follow a link to **** like 4 years ago... but whatever makes you feel special dude
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#28 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You need to use the internet to get tips on how to talk to women??? Jesus **** the future looks pathetic, at least no one has to worry about you having kids. Because they would be pathetic as **** too.
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#24 - imdusty (01/10/2016) [-]
jokes on you op... jokes on you
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User avatar #23 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2016) [-]
Meow.
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User avatar #22 - imaddictedtobacon (01/10/2016) [-]
bhaha well calling her bitch didnt go well
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User avatar #15 - logicalcommonsense [OP](01/09/2016) [-]
Come on. I don't know what to say. Help me ouy guys
 
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