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FJ: Good vs. Evil 2 (Morality Polls)

 
FJ: Good vs. Evil 2 (Morality Polls). Hello again FJ! Due to the success of the last morality survey of the FJ userbase (Over 3000 participants!) I thought it w

Hello again FJ! Due to the success of the last morality survey of the FJ userbase (Over 3000 participants!) I thought it would be fun to do another survey!
We will use a series of "what would you dos" and polls to determine what kind of people make up the FJ community! I mean aren't you curious? Just how nice, and/or ****** up are the people around here? Right?

So lets get started with the first scenario shall we?


FJ: Good vs. Evil 2 (Morality Polls). Hello again FJ! Due to the success of the last morality survey of the FJ userbase (Over 3000 participants!) I thought it w

You receive a strange brown package in front of your door. On the package is a small note that says, "Here is 10 million dollars, I want you to have it." To your shock you find out it's for your friend you are roommates with! What do you do?

strawpoll.me/3754944


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FJ: Good vs. Evil 2 (Morality Polls). Hello again FJ! Due to the success of the last morality survey of the FJ userbase (Over 3000 participants!) I thought it w

You are working in the office when an earthquake strikes! The building shakes and begins to fall apart, splitting in two. You manage to grab onto the side of your cubicle and catch someone from falling with your free hand. It's Tom! You ******* hate Tom because he is a douche and is your enemy. You could "lose your grip" and let him die and no one would blame you. What do you do?

strawpoll.me/3755045


FJ: Good vs. Evil 2 (Morality Polls). Hello again FJ! Due to the success of the last morality survey of the FJ userbase (Over 3000 participants!) I thought it w

You come home to find your sexy mother or father drunk wearing nothing but an apron. Your mother or father invites you to have sex with them, no strings attached and no risk of getting caught. Knees weak, arms are heavy, as the smell of moms spaghetti wafts through the air. What do you do?

strawpoll.me/3755201


FJ: Good vs. Evil 2 (Morality Polls). Hello again FJ! Due to the success of the last morality survey of the FJ userbase (Over 3000 participants!) I thought it w

You wake up with superpowers. What do you use your powers for?

strawpoll.me/3755282


FJ: Good vs. Evil 2 (Morality Polls). Hello again FJ! Due to the success of the last morality survey of the FJ userbase (Over 3000 participants!) I thought it w

You are driving late at night through the fog trying to get home. Suddenly a person appears on the middle of the road and you hear a sickening thud. After screeching to a halt you find that they are dead. Oh **** . If you report the accident you will go to prison, you've only had a couple beers hours earlier but it will show up in your blood so you are ****** . What do you do?

strawpoll.me/3755616


FJ: Good vs. Evil 2 (Morality Polls). Hello again FJ! Due to the success of the last morality survey of the FJ userbase (Over 3000 participants!) I thought it w

Well that's the end of todays little adventure folks!
Hopefully we get some interesting data from this and see what kind of people browse the FJ community.
As always, thanks to everyone who participated.

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#63 - anon (03/01/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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you ***** not ******* your own mother make me sick
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User avatar #16 - deathblossomfour (02/28/2015) [-]
1) Give it to my roommate. If someone is in a position to just give $10 million to someone, they are probably in a positions to be able to ensure it gets to them. Plus, my roommate would probably be a bro about it, so whatever.
2) Save Tom. I'm going to need someone to confirm that the explosions came from the inside, and not the second pla- I mean.... From the earthquake or whatever.
3) Not, my mom's mustache is more impressive and likely more dominant than mine. He's still growing. I don't want to discourage him.
4) Ok, first of all, that question is not nearly specific enough. What superpowers? I mean, some people consider love to be a superpower. Das gay. But I'd probably use them to kick lvademon's ass. Hey, lvademon, **** you!
5) Run him over again, get back in the car, lock the doors, go home, and pray to the /k/ube. I've read too many spoopy skinwalker stories for that **** .
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User avatar #53 to #16 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
3 would be k if i was that type of kid with a 35yo mom when she's looking like 24
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User avatar #50 to #16 - lvademon (03/01/2015) [-]
1) kill deathblossomfour
2) kill deathblossomfour
3) kill deathblossomfour
4) kill deathblossomfour
5) kill deathblossomfour
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#7 - evilhomer ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
>Your mother or father invites you to have sex with them I'm going to slowly back away and come back when there's less weird ****
>Your mother or father invites you to have sex with them

I'm going to slowly back away and come back when there's less weird ****
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User avatar #8 to #7 - solidderking (02/28/2015) [-]
kayne invites kayne to have sex with kayne
that's all i could think of, because of your gif
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#9 to #8 - evilhomer ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
So basically Kanye is just masturbating in front of a mirror to his reflection
So basically Kanye is just masturbating in front of a mirror to his reflection
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User avatar #10 to #9 - solidderking (02/28/2015) [-]
probably, i mean nothing is greater than his love for himself
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#39 - jagoz (03/01/2015) [-]
Who the **** wants to **** his/her own mother/father? That's some Freud ****
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User avatar #83 to #39 - werfgh (03/01/2015) [-]
the people with oedipus complex. and let me present the situation to you like that:

You come home to find extremely hot woman who wants to have sex with you. Would you not?
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#132 to #83 - hairibar (03/01/2015) [-]
Not with my mother...
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#22 - include (02/28/2015) [-]
I chose to run away
I chose to run away
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#23 to #22 - mankey (02/28/2015) [-]
I turned myself in for a few reasons. 1. I'd probably get caught anyway 2. I'm terrible at keeping secrets and would tell someone 3. I've seen I Know What You Did Last Summer 4. His family need closure 5. I'd rather be in prison with a clear conscience than live forever with guilt and expecting the cops to turn up 6. Easier to explain the dent and blood on my car when I take it to get it fixed 7. I've also seen Big Stan, I'd be ready for prison.
I turned myself in for a few reasons.
1. I'd probably get caught anyway
2. I'm terrible at keeping secrets and would tell someone
3. I've seen I Know What You Did Last Summer
4. His family need closure
5. I'd rather be in prison with a clear conscience than live forever with guilt and expecting the cops to turn up
6. Easier to explain the dent and blood on my car when I take it to get it fixed
7. I've also seen Big Stan, I'd be ready for prison.
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User avatar #167 to #23 - mondominiman (03/01/2015) [-]
Also prison isn't so bad like it shows in movies. Alot of times inmates get to watch tv and play games. Also depends on the prison and seriousness of the crimes. Prisons on states like cali are terrible but ones in states like wa or OR are okay from what I heard not butt games
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User avatar #114 to #23 - loganmadder (03/01/2015) [-]
>Clear consciense
The only thing clear would be your colon with how loose your asshole will be
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#117 to #114 - mankey (03/01/2015) [-]
Nuh-uh, I've seen Big Stan.

Also, as Niko says " In Europe. They do things different there. Not so much of the "fun in the shower" that you guys have here in America. The whole prison bitch thing is an American phenomenon. It don't happen on the other side of the ocean."
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#59 to #23 - tacosmells (03/01/2015) [-]
**** that. Ill send you postcard from mexico.
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#12 - grimmwaters (02/28/2015) [-]
>Wake up with superpowers Obviously it's time for me to start whippin tornadoes at *************
>Wake up with superpowers

Obviously it's time for me to start whippin tornadoes at *************
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#88 to #12 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
None of the answers were good. I'd use my powers to get millions of dollars and then just proceed to do ******* nothing besides what I want to do for the rest of time. Like drink pina coladas all day on a beach and play video games and make awesome music. Wouldn't use powers because I wouldn't want anyone to know, cuz ************* will come after you if you have superpowers. So Like, chaotic neutral, or something
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User avatar #28 to #12 - ihaspotato (03/01/2015) [-]
aww yiss, motha ****** infamous.
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User avatar #18 - themilkisdead (02/28/2015) [-]
I decided to:

Give my friend the money
Not let go of Tom
Don't have sexy with my parents
Be the hero I always wanted to be
Go to prison
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User avatar #110 to #18 - dartherr ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
You sick **** .
Why can't you be normal like the rest of us?
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User avatar #97 to #18 - aconitumanthora (03/01/2015) [-]
I guess we're the boring people the world needs.
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User avatar #135 - mystacheisop (03/01/2015) [-]
>don't be a hero
>don't be a villain
>Use superpowers for everyday use and for ***** and giggles
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User avatar #146 to #135 - lip ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
If I had superspeed/flying I wouldn't be saving people.

I'd be saving money on taxis and train tickets.
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#43 - zoroso (03/01/2015) [-]
I would do the incest one but my mother is not attractive in the slightest so no thank you
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User avatar #138 to #43 - osage (03/01/2015) [-]
Well it does say "your sexy mother/father", so this is assuming you already kind of want to **** them.
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#1 - smartasshobo (02/28/2015) [-]
I'd do the right thing everytime. But Tom better appreciate
I'd do the right thing everytime. But Tom better appreciate
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#77 - cupoframen (03/01/2015) [-]
Wake up one day with superpowers. Don't even know it. Weird ***** been going on like toasted bread popping straight off the ceiling fan straight onto my plate. Ok.
Be drinking for breakfast cuz alcoholic, eating toasted bread slabbed with Can't Believe It's Not Butta cuz lactose intolerant tastes funny... Oh well ima live forever. Got a good hour until work. Check for the newspaper, but brown package on the front door step instead. Some note on it. Some **** about some million dollars for me or roommate.. It smells like **** . Must be ******* Tom playing a prank on us again, **** you Tom. Toss that **** in front of neighbor's porch. **** that guy too.
Mom calls me. Kinda slurred speech telling me to come home quick like its an emergency. Damn aint nobody got time for that. Go anyways because must be something wrong. Start the car engine up. See neighbor walk out to find package. He immediately grabs it and takes it to his house. Hear some foreign shouting back and forth... Ok.
Start to drive home slightly inebriated still drinking some more. All of a sudden a retard jumps in front of my car. Shiet mang. Swerving left and right honking the horn barely miss the guy. ****** was literally a person of the downs and it looked like a whole school of them little retarded ***** from the front view mirror. At least got home safely.
Call out wondering what the hell that lady needed. Go to the kitchen to see the mum in only an apron wtf... She notices me and mistakes me for dad. Starts to hit on me and touching me as I start to smell fish, tilapia? cod? tuna? I don't ******* know but it was some intense **** , started getting me hard. No time for this had to act fast bout to be groped. Like my body understood just what I needed, a diabolical and intoxicating shart imploded from my anal sphincter. A god send if you asked me. This instantly killed the mood as we both relived the moments of Jewish holocaust victims. Gotta get out fast. Went to my dad's room and swapped clothes. Check the time and realize gonna be late for work. Started revving up the engines and schedaddled the **** out of there.
Another flock of retards waddling around the street . Too tipsy for this **** . Somehow got to work without an incident. Go straight to my cubicle. And of course ******* Tom barges in. Talks about all of the sexual endeavors that he has had, which were of numerous quantities and yada yada whatever. The day passes and Tom hands me a beer. Eh I guess he's not so bad. I open it and **** sputters everywhere. ************* Tom is fully erect with glee. Just laughing hysterically like geeses ********** each other. Tom heads towards his cubicle and says smell ya later. The faggot did send me the package.
Then out of nowhere, there was a loud ass sound reverberating all over the building. Or maybe that might have been me. Everyone began to stand up. Tom's ******* mouth shut, but still with that piece of **** smirk. And as fast as Tom's pre-ejaculation with his hand the whole building began to split in two. Barely grabbing on to my cubicle, stomach churning. Trying to pull myself up, fag master Tom, grabs onto my hand. Aww hell no as I lock eyes with Tom. I then looked down too see how high up we were. Kinda weird looked like a massive crater down there. ****** making my eyes all ****** up too high yo. And of course I could barely hold on to Tom especially with my bottom orifice clenched so hard not even tooth floss could be swiped across my ass crack. Tom begins pleading for me to not let go, his life so fragile as our hands become mere fingers intertwined. Then speckles of delectable brown gooey caramel landed on Tom's face. Oh how splendid... My strength gathered as I managed to bring Tom further. I unleashed a storm of foul excrement and despair. Like I was the God of havoc and ***** Tom tried to let go, but to no avail. And I was free. We both were. Falling freely to our imminent doom. Yet, I was going slower than one would normally go falling.
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#78 to #77 - cupoframen (03/01/2015) [-]
Rather the ***** blanketing us. Like a parachute that defied all sorts of laws of physics. How the **** this could be happening I have no ******* clue. Tom and I descended to what appeared to be a gigantic explosion zone. Everything had literally gone to **** . And there it was the note "Here is 10 million dollars, I want you to have it." Why the **** is this here...
I had to get home. I can't comprehend the events that had just transpired. Drunk out of my ******* mind I took my somehow intact car away from the **** hole. From the mirror I could see Tom mortified and baffled just paralyzed there. **** him. It was getting close to night hard to see hard to concentrate on anything. Traffic everywhere cuz of catastrophic event. My drunk ass self goes off road. And then one of the mongoloids appear out of nowhere. Piece of **** got wreckt, deckt and shrekt. I went to check it out. His mangled body and I think part of his leg somewhere. I can't take this **** . I hop back into the car and reverse on the poor bastard. Then it all hits me.
Mfw my neighbor was a Muslim. Mfw I could have had incest. Mfw **** Tom. Mfw retards popping up everywhere inconvenient. Mfw I realize my power.
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#5 - keybladewarrior (02/28/2015) [-]
I burnt the money.
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#164 - lennybrown (03/01/2015) [-]
believe it or not but the mother one happened to me at a Christmas party, well it was my aunt that is 11 years older then me and she is married to my uncle and had his 2 kids, see wasn't naked but was coming onto me like mad. In the end I resisted and told her to go lie down and drink some water and told my uncle that she went upstairs to lie down. I don't think she remembers and haven told my uncle but I try to stay clear of her when she is drunk because I think she has a crush on me.
In case you want to know how hot she is hes the brunette shes also Russian.
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User avatar #168 to #164 - articulate (03/01/2015) [-]
Is she your blood related aunt? No? Do it.
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User avatar #171 to #168 - lennybrown (03/01/2015) [-]
no but morals man morals
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User avatar #172 to #171 - articulate (03/01/2015) [-]
If you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
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#179 to #172 - anon (03/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #32 - hirollin (03/01/2015) [-]
If I had super powers honestly I'd just get a job where my super powers make me awesome until I have enough money where I could retire and sleep all day.
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#170 - msterstan (03/01/2015) [-]
The **** guys.
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User avatar #173 to #170 - infinitereaper [OP](03/01/2015) [-]
chaotic neutral
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User avatar #176 to #173 - thegreentornado (03/01/2015) [-]
Neutral, it'd be Chaotic Evil if you took the money yourself.
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User avatar #174 to #173 - infinitereaper [OP](03/01/2015) [-]
or chaotic evil?
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User avatar #76 - popnotes (03/01/2015) [-]
>Destroy Note
>Reforge it to say five million
>Friend gets a **** ton of money and you get a **** ton of money

Everyone wins.
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#73 - europe (03/01/2015) [-]
Why isn't using your superpowers in a neutral way an option?
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User avatar #98 to #73 - Tafixados (03/01/2015) [-]
I would use my superpowers for personal gain, mostly, neither good nor evil.
I guess it depends on what kind of superpower you get and how much you can get away with
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User avatar #169 - articulate (03/01/2015) [-]
For the superpower one you forgot "Just **** around with your powers." Sure, I'd stop a robber or something if I happened by one, but I wouldn't go out of my way to sit around waiting for crime to happen.
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#165 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
1. Split the money.
2. Save Tom because I'm no murderer.
3. Wrong house. My parents aren't sexy.
4. Become a hero.
5. It'd be morally right to face your crime and go to jail. But **** that. I'm not going to prison. Drive off and forget about it.
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#160 - jerebear (03/01/2015) [-]
>that third one.
>that third one.
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