Howdy funnyjunk, It's a friday night, and i've got nothing to do, and no friends (their busy) so uh... How's your week been? any plans or stories you got to tell?
I was about to bone my girlfriend, but suddenly she yelled. I looked up and it was Big Foot. So I went back to bone her, but the mosquitoes went crazy and she said there was no way.
I was about to, but Suddenly he yelled. I looked up and it was my girlfriend. So I went back to bone him, but the mosquitoes went crazy and he said there was no way.
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that's probably why you have no friends - because your grammar sucks.
But you have a fire pit, so I'll be over in an hours. I'll bring the beers.