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#27 - tarnis (01/05/2014) [-]
squirtle made you rich, thats cool i guess. Charmander though, you created a time machine.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [-]
He could just leave the schematics in the past
User avatar #30 to #28 - tarnis (01/05/2014) [-]
Im not trusting a 7 year old with those, hes bound so spill something on them.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [-]
If you invented a time machine I'm sure you could also lock them away until he's the same age
Or, he could leave a letter behind, stating when it should be opened and where he should dig for a buried time capsule, that only he can find in which there are the time machine schematics
User avatar #32 to #31 - tarnis (01/05/2014) [-]
i didnt sign on for this.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [-]
Time machine + rich = ??????
User avatar #125 to #27 - steammadewalrus (01/06/2014) [-]
Well if you are rich you can still make a time machine...
User avatar #82 to #27 - redrepeater (01/05/2014) [-]
If Squirtle made you rich, Charmander made you a time machine.

What would Bulbasaur do?
User avatar #100 to #82 - lolzordz (01/05/2014) [-]
you become a stoner
User avatar #96 to #82 - Sasher (01/05/2014) [-]
Same result as Squirtle since its also super effective against rock.
User avatar #11 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
>Pick Bulbasaur
>Have an easy time on the first four gyms
>????
>Profit
User avatar #16 to #11 - vicsix (01/05/2014) [-]
>Pick Bulbasaur
>Rethink life choices because you seriously ******* chose bulbasaur
>????
>choose Squirtle
#36 to #16 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
**** you bulbasaur is the ****** ****
User avatar #52 to #36 - hokon (01/05/2014) [-]
my *****
User avatar #41 to #36 - poorlyred (01/05/2014) [-]
^
#114 to #36 - pudgykoala (01/05/2014) [-]
Is ******* **** , you mean
User avatar #19 to #11 - envinite (01/05/2014) [-]
> Pick Bidoof
> Becomes an elite
#66 to #19 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Pick Bidoof
Realizes that Bidoof isn't a real pokemon along with any of the others after the original 151
User avatar #73 to #66 - chimpaflimp (01/05/2014) [-]
Hey, guys. I found the nostalgiafag.
User avatar #120 to #19 - fuckingtrolls (01/05/2014) [-]
They're talking about first gen
User avatar #90 to #11 - cookiel (01/05/2014) [-]
The 3rd was electric and 4th was grass, how does a grass type make it easy against them?
#118 to #90 - sshare (01/05/2014) [-]
by that time youre probably venusaur or ivysaur which are both part poison (which is super effective vs grass)
User avatar #122 to #118 - cookiel (01/05/2014) [-]
I never chose Bulbasaur nor raised him in any game so I'm totally unarawe of his moveset. Though I just used my Charmander/melion or Pidgioto against Erica. I do remember My Charizard was like lvl 70ish and everything else was maybe 40ish by the time I got to the Pokemon League and I killed every legendary because I ran out of Pokeballs. I also threw away the Masterball ohgodwhy.jpg but I was like....4-6 years old and just played it without having any real idea what I was doing.
User avatar #130 to #90 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Bulbasaur can learn normal type moves, also dig for the third gym, this way he won't be getting hit hard, yet he can destroy in return.
#39 to #11 - gisuar (01/05/2014) [-]
and for every enemy who isn't a 1hit kill sleeping powder 4tw
User avatar #17 to #11 - mrkek (01/05/2014) [-]
>Pick Charmander
>Have trouble with first gym
>Spend 10-15 extra minutes on leveling
>Complete first gym
>Complete the rest of the game easily because Charmander.
#63 to #17 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
The second gym leader is water..
User avatar #64 to #63 - mrkek (01/05/2014) [-]
yet easy.
User avatar #127 to #63 - cupcakecrusader (01/06/2014) [-]
YOu can get an oddish around there in Yellow, I don't recall about red/blue
#10 - ganjalf (01/05/2014) [-]
Real men spam ember, and still win.
User avatar #24 to #10 - kombee (01/05/2014) [-]
First you use sand attack using Pidgey...
Then you spam ember, like no-ones business.
#1 - ItzSuitable (01/04/2014) [-]
too bad this ************ goes ahead and ruins your day by picking bulbasaur
#20 to #1 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Icebeam
#14 - fiddleinthemiddle (01/05/2014) [-]
Or just catch a stupid nidoran, train it to to lvl 9 and **** brook with double-kicks
User avatar #40 to #14 - frotw (01/05/2014) [-]
Actually sir in Red Nidoran doesn't learn double kick till level 43, in yellow (s)he learns it at 12
#128 to #40 - fiddleinthemiddle (01/06/2014) [-]
You, good sir, are totally right and I´m sorry to spread wrong informations :/
User avatar #76 - zorororonoa (01/05/2014) [-]
A true man grinds the **** out of his Charmander until he can melt those damn rocks.
User avatar #78 to #76 - squilliams (01/05/2014) [-]
I love your name. Zoro is my favorite One Piece character.
#23 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
catch a mankey just sayin.
User avatar #29 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not just bulbasaur?
You'll have the upper hand at the first 3 gyms
User avatar #107 to #29 - hydraetis (01/05/2014) [-]
Depends on what difficulty you want.

Bulbasaur: Easy
- Fastest Levelling
- Strong against first two leaders

Squirtle: Medium
- Medium Levelling
- Strong against first leader, neutral against second

Charmander: Hard
- Slowest Levelling
- Weak against first two leaders
#34 to #29 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Bulbasaur is the worst choice. It is weak against more types than either of the other two, and middle in the number of types it is strong against. The first couple gyms are easily beatable with or without a start that is strong in them. Especially if you know what you are doing. In fact, all they gyms are pretty easy to beat if you even think about what you are doing just a little. Either way though, bulbasaur is still the worst choice overall.
User avatar #38 to #34 - EnergizierAnon (01/05/2014) [-]
oh no, its not as if somebody could maybe... Catch other types as well to compensate...
User avatar #44 to #38 - kingrayne (01/05/2014) [-]
that applies to all of the starters then
User avatar #48 to #44 - EnergizierAnon (01/05/2014) [-]
valid fact, doesn't really do anything to my previous statement though.
User avatar #61 to #44 - RandomAnonGuy (01/05/2014) [-]
Mid game is easier to level pokemon other than your starter than early game.
User avatar #55 - mrsaytan (01/05/2014) [-]
When I was a child my two brothers chose Bulbasaur and Squirtle as their starters, so I was left with Charmander. I learned the meaning of hard work and murdered Brock's pokemons with my super trained nidoran.
#26 - spyisspy (01/05/2014) [-]
hail to the king
#59 - tehwaffles (01/05/2014) [-]
i dont know why people have so much trouble with the first couple gym leaders, what i always do is reasearch all the pokemons stats for at most 10 mins on the wiki pages, then take it down to which type i like best and which typings of evolutions i like best, and then choose my starter. it takes like 15 mins but its worth it, and what i usually do is train until my starter is level 9, fight the first gym, and now just keep grinding on wild pokemon until you have your second evolution, and then the game becomes qutie easy. this works best in gold and silver with whitney and her chanse (who ive never had a problem with) but i find this a pretty good technique
i dont know why people have so much trouble with the first couple gym leaders, what i always do is reasearch all the pokemons stats for at most 10 mins on the wiki pages, then take it down to which type i like best and which typings of evolutions i like best, and then choose my starter. it takes like 15 mins but its worth it, and what i usually do is train until my starter is level 9, fight the first gym, and now just keep grinding on wild pokemon until you have your second evolution, and then the game becomes qutie easy. this works best in gold and silver with whitney and her chanse (who ive never had a problem with) but i find this a pretty good technique
#62 to #59 - icamebuckets (01/05/2014) [-]
**icamebuckets rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at How... Just how ** Whitney and her chansey was easy for me becuase I'd always trade for a machop in the department store.
#95 to #62 - imagebandetector (01/05/2014) [-]
Whitney doesn't have a Chansey, she has a Clefairy and Miltank.
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#123 to #95 - tehwaffles (01/05/2014) [-]
sorry, i havent played in a while, forgot it wasnt chansey, woops
User avatar #65 to #59 - tylosaurus (01/05/2014) [-]
I just play the game.
User avatar #108 - xbonezbreaker (01/05/2014) [-]
I thought he was going to go back in time and tell himself not to build a time machine
User avatar #50 - zeroxnight (01/05/2014) [-]
personally I believe bulbasaur is best since he can be effective against the first two and not be weak against the third. there are no weak against gyms until the second to last one and there are lots of water pokemon along the way
#54 to #50 - pov (01/05/2014) [-]
Actually Bulbasaur is weak to the 5th gym (Sabrina) purely by the fact he is part poison and weak to Psychic
User avatar #56 to #54 - zeroxnight (01/05/2014) [-]
**** . well there are still a lot of other pokemon types I would have captured by then. the first 2 would be hard with charmander since you wont be able to get any good ones before since mt moon has a lot of rock types and zubats
#57 to #56 - pov (01/05/2014) [-]
That is true (you can catch Mankey and Pikachu)

In Red/Blue Psychic actually had no weakness (broken i know)

I made a list about which starter is the best for which generation (for gym leaders anyhow, did not include Elite 4)
User avatar #58 to #57 - zeroxnight (01/05/2014) [-]
catching a pikachu was so hard. they rarely show up. Normally when I play, I don't deliberately try and capture every pokemon in a region before moving to the next. Although I probably should
#60 to #58 - pov (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, Pikachu is Red/blue has like a 1-5% chance of actually showing up,

When i normally play, i go around doing the story and whatnot, catching pokémon i want on my team forgetting everything else, beat the game, and then go on a Ultra-ball catching rampage,

Currently trying to get all Pokémon in X and Y and failing due to lack of some Evolution stones and annoying leveling
User avatar #68 to #60 - halor (01/05/2014) [-]
evo stones can be obtained through either the higher poke training games or psychic inver...inver however also hands out every berry in game so the chance of getting what you need is lower
#15 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
>Not playing Pokemon yellow special pikachu edition.
>Not getting all three squirtle, charmander, and bulbasaur by the time you have your third badge.
User avatar #45 to #15 - brobathehutt (01/05/2014) [-]
Did somebody say pokemon yellow master race?
User avatar #84 - kousei ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Dude, Bulbasaur, super effects on rock AND water. First 2 gyms, DONE.
#116 to #84 - pudgykoala (01/05/2014) [-]
But, then you're stuck with bulbasaur
User avatar #117 to #116 - kousei ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh no, you're stuck with the one that not only woops the first three gyms but also has awesome power and the ability to drain an opponents HP?!?! It's like a vampire-werewolf, how terrible!! [/sarcasm]
User avatar #104 to #84 - aceelement (01/05/2014) [-]
and he resists electric, first 3 GYMS
#132 to #104 - anon (01/06/2014) [-]
Gym 3, get a diglet.
#3 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Sigh
>Pick charmander
>catch butterfry
>wind blast
>get bagde
>fight mister
>use bell plant
>vine wipe
>got boafde
thats how it is done scrub
#113 to #3 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
what is a butterfry?
User avatar #6 to #3 - namdelliks (01/05/2014) [-]
wtf did you just say?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nommonsterbaa (01/05/2014) [-]
Using a bug/flying against a rock type gym. Just grand
User avatar #7 - namdelliks (01/05/2014) [-]
Filthy casual, Charmander learns metal claw.
User avatar #37 to #7 - tehbomb ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Double Filthy casual, metal didn't exist, and rock types have high defense, and charmander low attack. They would live through it and onehit back
#53 to #37 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Triple filthy casual! *steel not metal
User avatar #98 to #53 - tehbomb ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
#46 to #7 - brobathehutt (01/05/2014) [-]
You are the filthiest casual of all sir!
User avatar #47 to #46 - namdelliks (01/05/2014) [-]
That I am, I'll embrace your guys red's though.
#8 to #7 - anon (01/05/2014) [-]
Filthy casual. He's playing pokemon red on a gameboy. There is no metal claw.
User avatar #9 to #8 - namdelliks (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh my lord, you're right! I must go repent and rethink my life.
#87 to #9 - walkerjam (01/05/2014) [-]
I think this guy earns some credit for admitting his fault and not deleting his comments.
#119 to #87 - dross (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't think his sarcastic as **** reply counts as admitting his fault. I've seen people say something retarded, own up, and actually come out of it on the plus side.
User avatar #133 to #119 - namdelliks (01/06/2014) [-]
It wasn't sarcasm though.
User avatar #121 - childofnephilim (01/05/2014) [-]
Since this seems to have become a "dealing with Brock" thread I think I shall chip in.

There was a quick and early way to use Charmander and beat Brock without traveling halfway across the region for the right pokemon or an eternity of leveling.

Spot 1: Pidgey
Spot 2: Pidgey
Spot 3: Pidgey
Spot 4: Pidgey
Spot 5: Pidgey
Spot 6: Charmander

Sand attack. Lots of sand attack. The combat takes some time but it isn't a special adventure to get the 'right' pokemon, or the 'right' level. Whichever Pidgey ended with the most XP, I would keep to make into my pidgeot. The rest would be left to wait pathetically in Bill's computer, because at that age I felt no reason to release them.
#110 - larsadmeulen (01/05/2014) [-]
Catch a Mankey
User avatar #115 to #110 - bigboyblue (01/05/2014) [-]
The earliest you can catch one (in Red only) is Route 3, between Pewter City and Mt. Moon. Even so, the chance of finding one is rather uncommon. I prefer to just level up a few Pokémon until they're strong enough to beat the rock-types anyway. (Comes in handy soon after when having to travel through caves and all that.)

I guess you could always train on Route 3, and if you encounter a Mankey, that's a pleasant bonus.
User avatar #105 - leonhardt (01/05/2014) [-]
Hoh Man.
I had Pokemon Yellow.
Kept getting my ass kicked by Brock because i wanted to Powerlevel Pikachu.
So we just grinded against Weedle and Caterpie until Pikachu learned Double Team and Quick Attack. Chipped away at that rock bastard until he died.

And this other time I caught a Nidoran♂ and raised him up to like a level 35 Nidorino.
Double Kick the **** outta him.
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