Fixed it. .. ''Can't polish a turd'', they even proved it on mythbusters that you can. Fixed it ''Can't polish a turd'' they even proved on mythbusters that you can
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - andovaredoras
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(07/23/2014) [-]
''Can't polish a turd'', they even proved it on mythbusters that you can.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thechosentroll
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(07/23/2014) [-]
That's why I prefer the saying "No matter how much sugar you put on a turd it won't turn into a donut."
#16 to #8 - stenchschleifs
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(07/23/2014) [-]
well, make it a dough, fry it, and put topping on it and you got yourself a really ****** donut.
User avatar #35 to #8 - IAmManbearpig
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(07/24/2014) [-]
i prefer "Polish a turd, it's still a turd."
User avatar #2 - asick
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(07/23/2014) [-]
>well, can't polish a turd

Tell that to walrus man and bomb boy
#4 to #2 - tacticalbacon
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#5 to #4 - asick
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tacticalbacon, you are one stupid son of a bitch.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo. I will become that ballerina I've always dreamed of being one day...
User avatar #10 to #5 - tacticalbacon
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Why would you say this to the best delicacy that has graced the planet earth?
Also I do get the joke, it's just uncomfortable
#11 to #10 - asick
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Because I act mean towards the things I like.
u kno i luv u baby
#12 to #11 - tacticalbacon
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#9 - Jesusnipples
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#47 to #9 - anon id: 7c6ed971
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(07/24/2014) [-]
who's the green girl with a ping pong paddle on her face?
#13 to #9 - DaCrazyOne
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#42 to #13 - shadew
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Perfect.   
Saved.
Perfect.
Saved.
#19 - melllvinnn
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I love these PC buff guy comics.
#20 to #19 - melllvinnn
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#24 to #20 - melllvinnn
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(07/23/2014) [-]
anyone have more?
User avatar #30 to #24 - darthblam
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(07/23/2014) [-]
What is she supposed to be?
User avatar #33 to #30 - nathanbiggs
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Xbone-tan
User avatar #31 to #30 - ideletedmyotherone
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Either the Xbox One or the Microsoft Surface, I'm not sure.
User avatar #36 to #31 - crocksandsocks
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(07/24/2014) [-]
well she's probably the xbox one because she has a big ******* "x" right through her chest
User avatar #37 to #36 - ideletedmyotherone
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Well, I don't remember the Xbox One running ******* Windows 8.
#43 to #37 - ninheldin
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Did you notice that the home screen for the xbone looks exactly like the start menu on windows 8 computers?
User avatar #46 to #43 - ideletedmyotherone
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it's not Windows 8, it's called Xbox OS.
#51 to #46 - ninheldin
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(07/24/2014) [-]
www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-11-22/xbox-one-has-not-one-but-three-operating-systems.html

Third paragraph, Xbone runs windows 8, a gaming os and one in between.
User avatar #38 to #37 - crocksandsocks
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(07/24/2014) [-]
well who the **** plays games on a surface?
User avatar #39 to #38 - ideletedmyotherone
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Hipsters and people who have the computer knowledge of a bottle of rum.
#41 to #39 - crocksandsocks
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(07/24/2014) [-]
It's defo the xbox one because there's tons of this **** after I did some reverse image searching.
User avatar #32 to #20 - iamnuff
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(07/24/2014) [-]
"origin" is the bin.

haha. fitting.
#14 - kresskh
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Finally! More PC-tan!
User avatar #17 - heartlessrobot
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Watch_Dogs looked just fine to me.
#21 to #17 - twilightdusk
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(07/23/2014) [-]
what alexanderh said, the issue wasn't its actual quality so much that we were shown (and arguably "promised") something that looked even better.

If the finished product's level of graphics had been what we saw at the reveal, people would be complimenting it on looking good. But that wouldn't have been enough for Ubisoft, so they pulled out as many stops as they could for the E3 demo to get people ******* raving about it and tuned it back down as it got closer to release, at which point people say "What the ****? Why does it look so much worse now!?" and have a harder time appreciating it on its own merits.

Such are the dangers of hype.
User avatar #23 to #21 - heartlessrobot
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That's why I avoid E3, you're going to get that with every game.
#18 to #17 - alexanderh
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(07/23/2014) [-]
It was a good looking game, especially when the sun was setting or rising (dat lighting...), but it looked better at E3. It was downgraded to run on consoles. The PC was downgraded too because otherwise it would be an unquestionably better product, and we can't have that.
#34 - irokk
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(07/24/2014) [-]
I love PC-tan
I love PC-tan
#40 to #34 - paronix
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Why is he not turning into a super saiyan? That gif has obviously been tampered with.
#28 - helgestrichen
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(07/23/2014) [-]
**helgestrichen rolls 22**
User avatar #6 - mortolife
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I usually hate these comics, but this one made me laugh, so you can have a thumb op.
#1 - unclewalrus
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(07/23/2014) [-]
You forgot branding his face.
Still brilliant, tho.
User avatar #3 to #1 - havockwzy [OP]
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(07/23/2014) [-]
im sorry but i stole this from the internet

i noticed that aswell
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