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Five Minutes to Fail

 
Five Minutes to Fail. Haha being single as a pringle is annoying as . Something this bad hasn’t happened to me but damn do I have some cringe stories.. Five Min
Five Minutes to Fail. Haha being single as a pringle is annoying as . Something this bad hasn’t happened to me but damn do I have some cringe stories.. Five Min
Five Minutes to Fail. Haha being single as a pringle is annoying as . Something this bad hasn’t happened to me but damn do I have some cringe stories.. Five Min
Five Minutes to Fail. Haha being single as a pringle is annoying as . Something this bad hasn’t happened to me but damn do I have some cringe stories.. Five Min
Five Minutes to Fail. Haha being single as a pringle is annoying as . Something this bad hasn’t happened to me but damn do I have some cringe stories.. Five Min

Haha being single as a pringle is annoying as **** . Something this bad hasn’t happened to me but damn do I have some cringe stories.

Five Minutes to Fail
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Submitted: 07/13/2015
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User avatar #6 - smallzninja [OP](07/14/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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Should I change the last panel to have him grinning/blushing and saying something like: “hue hue and another fetish is sated!” ???
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
There was a man that actually wanted to breed with this thing.
Some say he's somewhere between the fat on her back
User avatar #5 - derpthefifth (07/13/2015) [-]
Really though, everything about that is wrong.

You don't put a four year old in a beauty contest, not to mention the fact that they're only there because of the failed dreams of their parents which they're being forced into before they're old enough to have a personality of their own.
I really don't know what kind of person watches that **** ... but i guess if they can make a show about a bunch of ******** from jersy being retarded and people watch it, i shouldn't be surprised anymore at the complete horse **** people will watch in terms of reality TV.

It's like, you're watching two retards wrestle in the mud and that makes you feel superior to them because you're so far above that, but you're still the kind of person who sits around watching retards mud wrestle in their free time, and you still enjoy it.
#10 to #5 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
My mam watches it because it's interesting.
It's like a freak show, and they throw in a nice heap of drama too.
Not my thing personally, it really is TV dribble, but my mam comes from a generation of TV watchers so she's not much for browsing the net all day like I do instead.
I mean heck, this site is probably the internet equivalent of those garbage shows, right? Just a lot less controlled and censored, still, chock full of drama.
User avatar #18 to #10 - derpthefifth (07/14/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #21 to #18 - yologdogtwo (07/15/2015) [-]
**** 9gag.
User avatar #19 - mechanicexplain (07/15/2015) [-]
But how good is his puttanesca sauce?
User avatar #3 - albertjester ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
oooooh she threw her water at him. thought he was revealed to be a subhuman slime monster in those last panels there.
User avatar #22 to #3 - sphincterface (07/15/2015) [-]
Well, that's basically what the judges are.
#16 - hirollin (07/14/2015) [-]
Anyone here ever tried speed dating? How is it? It seems like it would be a lot of fun. Like a silent auction of penises and vaginas.
#7 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
professional
User avatar #8 to #7 - smallzninja [OP](07/14/2015) [-]
He’s a child beauty pageant judge, do you really think he can spell that well?
User avatar #9 - corsairjoshua (07/14/2015) [-]
Wow, no puttanesca sauce joke. I guess that one died already.
#23 - radtroll (07/15/2015) [-]
One of the reasons why I think people are 			******		 cunts is cheer leading and pageant shows, they think that 			****		 is important or something, it makes me sick when parents take their children to that 			****		.   
   
" I'm a professional cheer leader " or " I'm miss dickstate/coutry " What a 			****		.   
You do realize they only chose you because you got some nice titties and a fine ass  and probably give a great head , you wanna be that, fine, but don't act like you're playing an important role in society because you're not, when you die no one will remember you, and you'll be replaced with a better looking girl with better tits.   
   
I don't know why am I feeling rage today but society has reached a new low and it's making me angry, if I don't vent it out I'll probably get a brain aneurysm and die.
One of the reasons why I think people are ****** cunts is cheer leading and pageant shows, they think that **** is important or something, it makes me sick when parents take their children to that **** .

" I'm a professional cheer leader " or " I'm miss dickstate/coutry " What a **** .
You do realize they only chose you because you got some nice titties and a fine ass and probably give a great head , you wanna be that, fine, but don't act like you're playing an important role in society because you're not, when you die no one will remember you, and you'll be replaced with a better looking girl with better tits.

I don't know why am I feeling rage today but society has reached a new low and it's making me angry, if I don't vent it out I'll probably get a brain aneurysm and die.
#15 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**i dont get what her problem is at all...
#13 - vegasstoner (07/14/2015) [-]
could end it with some good old fashioned pedophilia..."eh, she was too young anyways" seems like the easiest cop out to me...or something along those lines.
User avatar #12 - eggoman (07/14/2015) [-]
Jokes on her, I hear he has an amazing puttanesca sauce.
User avatar #11 - reeeeeeeeeee (07/14/2015) [-]
He's clearly not a professional speller
User avatar #4 - discobleach ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
pageant*
#1 - sqolor (07/13/2015) [-]
Do tell about those cringe stories, we all know FJ loves them.
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