Fishzoned. . Human --afirtj'. You know, most guys I know that have this problem usually do not put themselves out there to begin with. Before you can catch a fish you have to go fishing firs
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Human --afirtj'
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Submitted: 02/10/2014
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User avatar #14 - arthurmitchell (02/10/2014) [-]
Looks like the ******* should_ school_ the good guy on getting girls.
User avatar #9 - justthisonceiguess (02/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure this was mislabeled. Those are fish, and there's no way to know that particular diver is inherently good.
User avatar #10 to #9 - dysfunctionalvet (02/10/2014) [-]
thats a seal lol
User avatar #11 to #10 - justthisonceiguess (02/10/2014) [-]
That's just more proof that the labels are wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - justthisonceiguess (02/10/2014) [-]
Also, I'm pretty sure seals dive. Hence, a diver.
User avatar #13 to #12 - justthisonceiguess (02/10/2014) [-]
Also, I'm pretty ******* blind and dumb.
#6 - pmppmppmp (02/10/2014) [-]
*Fixed
Shark keep them safe and they get their share of food from it.
The other one is a creep.
#4 - charagrin (02/10/2014) [-]
EUPHORIC TRUTH

sarcasm
#3 - damianblu (02/10/2014) [-]
"There are plenty of fish in the sea"
"There are plenty of fish in the sea"
#2 - stabbity (02/10/2014) [-]
It hurts
#1 - syswolf (02/10/2014) [-]
You know, most guys I know that have this problem usually do not put themselves out there to begin with. Before you can catch a fish you have to go fishing first.
User avatar #5 to #1 - charagrin (02/10/2014) [-]
It helps if you have a big worm.
#7 to #5 - syswolf (02/10/2014) [-]
But not too big, or else the fish maybe deterred away because it hurts going in and it is a pain to use. No seriously, if you have a big dick it makes sex uncomfortable for the woman because you are stretching her, and it hurts for the male because of blood loss and you can pass out. Being bigger is nice, being gigantic is a problem...
User avatar #8 to #7 - charagrin (02/10/2014) [-]
I know, me girlfriend says that whenever someone brings up having a big dick. I just don't know whether she is saying it to baby my ego or she means it. or is talking from experience. >.>
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