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#36 - willindor ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #12 - europe (11/15/2015) [-]
From baby to midget grandmother in 5 seconds
#4 - youhaveshamedyofam (11/15/2015) [-]
wen u see dank memes for the first time
#24 to #4 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Do people still think this is funny?
Did people ever think the dank meme **** was funny?
Go back to tumblr please
#50 to #29 - garymotherfingoak (11/15/2015) [-]
i agree anon's being a silly bitch but still
#51 to #50 - sobir (11/15/2015) [-]
Well edgy means to act tough, but to not be able to be tought right?
In this case we can see the anon is trying to act tought by telling the poster to go back to tumblr. The problem is that his toughness can not be validated since his argument is that "dank memes are **** ", which we all know is not true. Dank memes are absolutely hilarious. Therefore the anon is edgy
#52 to #51 - garymotherfingoak (11/15/2015) [-]
**garymotherfingoak used "*roll picture*"**
**garymotherfingoak rolled image** point taken, and I see it in this comment now. I'll take my red internet points with grace
#53 to #52 - sobir (11/15/2015) [-]
i tried saving you but by the time I wrote that essay, your comment went from -1 to -4
User avatar #54 to #53 - garymotherfingoak (11/15/2015) [-]
Just give me 1 last kiss before I die

no homo
User avatar #55 to #54 - sobir (11/15/2015) [-]
Come here sugar lips
R. Kelly - Bump and Grind
#59 to #56 - sobir (11/15/2015) [-]
Im not a scientist, but i think putting a watermellon in a microwave could end badly
#82 to #59 - bitchesaintshitboy (11/15/2015) [-]
Uti Bachvarov is the man
#83 to #82 - sobir (11/15/2015) [-]
the one and only
#86 to #85 - sobir (11/15/2015) [-]
and his spoon is big... if you catch my drift
#88 to #86 - bitchesaintshitboy (11/15/2015) [-]
yup, his spoon is too big
User avatar #80 to #51 - derpthefifth (11/15/2015) [-]
Edgy isn't necessarily trying to act tough, it's just saying something you think sounds dark or that might put people on edge (make them uncomfortable due to the dark nature of said thing) because you feel the need to prove to the internet how dark you are..... it's kinda like the emo/goth version of "HEY LOOK GUYS I SMOKE WEED" if you ask me, it's not always about sounding tough, sometimes people just wanna show off how dark and broody and... well... edgy they are. Ofcourse usually when it happens and gets called out it's because it was annoyingly transparent and had no place in the conversation. I think at this point telling people to go back to tumblr is just the cry of a desperate FunnyJunker trying to back up calling something stupid by relating it to something they know the community hates and hoping they're not found out to be retarded.
#84 to #80 - sobir (11/15/2015) [-]
Thats one long ass essay my friend
User avatar #91 to #84 - derpthefifth (11/15/2015) [-]
You haven't even begun to see me write an essay. There are a select few sadly large amount of topics upon which i would actually write something close to an essay in rant form, although i've trained myself to trim it down to something more manageable like this because nobody reads those long ass text walls.
#137 to #91 - sobir (11/16/2015) [-]
Hit me with your best shot
User avatar #141 to #137 - derpthefifth (11/16/2015) [-]
I need a topic
User avatar #129 to #51 - yorker (11/16/2015) [-]
no. not really.
User avatar #68 to #24 - carnivoreapples (11/15/2015) [-]
tumblr is the exact opposite of dank

tumblr is knad
#127 to #24 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
>posting as anon to hate on someone
>expecting to be taken seriously
#26 to #24 - adrixtheslayer (11/15/2015) [-]
So focken edgy m8
User avatar #106 to #24 - wondersquid (11/15/2015) [-]
The best meme is the idea of memes.
#145 to #24 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
the dank meme meme is the only meme that will never die
#143 to #24 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #130 to #24 - chrispybeef (11/16/2015) [-]
Completely agree. 4chan and other half decent sites use the term "dank memes" as a joke to make fun of the 5th graders that think they're funny... This site just consists of 5th graders and under.
#98 to #62 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
that was the most undank webm I've ever seen
User avatar #101 to #98 - majormoron (11/15/2015) [-]
You're not supposed to encourage them!
User avatar #69 to #62 - catdownstairz (11/15/2015) [-]
**** that was cringeworthy
User avatar #70 to #69 - majormoron (11/15/2015) [-]
Say what you want, it makes my chuckle every time.
#11 to #4 - philopsychological (11/15/2015) [-]
You mean black tweets ?
User avatar #8 - shadowdoogen (11/15/2015) [-]
"Om nom, nom, aw come on why the **** you gotta put this **** on me? Get it off I don't wanna- ... holy **** ."
#2 - hellshonor (11/15/2015) [-]
So i know you would eventually figure out the baby has bad eye sight cuz it runs into **** and cant grab stuff, but how would you figure out the prescription to give it? I dont have glasses but im pretty sure you need to wear specific glasses based on how bad your eyes are. And you cant give them the which is better A or B test.
User avatar #7 to #2 - dazartimm (11/15/2015) [-]
Trial and error, plus prescriptions don't need to be exactly perfect.
#3 to #2 - amuzen ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
I know they work to a large extent even if the prescription is kinda off because me and my best friend had slightly different glasses and he'd loan me his spare now and then. I also know they can ball park estimate the general prescription by essentially scanning the eyes.

These glasses probably don't work perfectly for this kid but they're probably close enough that it can see better.
User avatar #9 to #2 - bestestname ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
They put your face in a device that scans your eyes. It shoots a line of light into your eye and sees the reflection. Based on how the reflection looks, device knows what glasses you need, with a pretty good accuracy. After that, you try a few lenses to see witch fits you better (If you need 0.12 glasses, you will probably wear 0 or 0.25, depending on which you like best, because 0.12 requires custom made, expensive lenses). The baby probably skipped the last step
#133 to #9 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
This is ******** .

The light scan is a test to determine if there is any macular degeneration. It cannot determine lens index.
User avatar #139 to #133 - bestestname ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
Yes, that is why my ophthalmologist gives me a piece of paper that comes from that machine, which says exactly what glasses I need, to one tenth precision.
User avatar #67 - theguywhoaskswhy (11/15/2015) [-]
How do you even make glasses for a baby?
User avatar #72 to #67 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
You make glasses
but smaller
User avatar #94 to #72 - gittons (11/15/2015) [-]
but how do get a reply to "A or B"
User avatar #95 to #94 - captainprincess ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
probably pay attention to actual reactions idunno
#32 - infinitereaper (11/15/2015) [-]
this is not only super cute but super important for baby development
Babies grow dramatically in a very short lifespan using their senses to obtain and learn more and more information from it's environment. A baby who can't see properly will not only suffer in the development of their visual cortex but may suffer impairment, from lack of visual cues. Reading expressions, reading lips, and that sort of thing. So glasses are a wonderful thing.
User avatar #126 to #32 - bigmanfifty (11/16/2015) [-]
But maybe poor eyesight is important to the development of other senses?
User avatar #115 to #32 - quoterox (11/15/2015) [-]
So that's why I've found it harder to read people.

It took me years, and I didn't really get it down until after I got my glasses.

Not like my eyes are too bad, but things get a bit blurry at arm's length, so that would explain things a little.
User avatar #17 - victorydanceofc (11/15/2015) [-]
I haven't smiled this big in a while. That baby looks so damn happy.
User avatar #10 - psychadelicace (11/15/2015) [-]
That is adorable as ****
#42 - mississippiriver (11/15/2015) [-]
Anyone else remember when they put on their first pair of glasses? When my dad and me walked out of the store we got in the car and after a few moments i reluctantly put them on. The window was rolled down and it was autumn. The trees were absolutely amazing i could see the individual leaves. I was speechless. From that moment on i never wanted to take them off.
User avatar #125 to #42 - assdoreponyfucker (11/16/2015) [-]
im pretty sure my prescription was wrong as my left eye's vision didn't really change. My vision wasn't that bad, I was just slightly nearsighted
User avatar #43 to #42 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
I always hated my glasses, but when I got my license, I couldn't drive without them (Didn't wear them for 8 years), because of the girl I was dating at the time, I was driving every day. Now I wake up and the first thing I do is put on my glasses without even thinking.
#45 to #43 - mississippiriver (11/15/2015) [-]
If you don't like them so much try contacts they are pretty convenient sometimes when you play sports especially. They are kinda expensive if you have astigmatism like i do. Contacts also last longer then what the doctors say. Just gotta make sure you clean them and don't scratch them.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
I have contacts too but contacts blur my vision too much over time. Point was I used to hate my glasses, and I still hate cleaning them so much; but all in all they're a part of me now. It's like a phone, I don't want to drop them, lose them, and it's one of the first things I make sure to have on me before I leave.
#47 to #46 - mississippiriver (11/15/2015) [-]
Trrruuueeeee the one thing it can never get over is when you go from a cold place to a hot one i hate it when they get foggy but hey its worth it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
I can't stand that either but the way I've always seen it is it's like 10 seconds of discomfort to have clear vision for as long as you have them.
User avatar #57 to #42 - ludislavonac (11/15/2015) [-]
Just got mine 4 days ago, my eyesight is starting to deteriorate a bit courtesy of law school and vidya so I had to get them, anyway feels really good seeing stuff in a higher resolution again.
User avatar #58 to #42 - whatwhen ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
wasnt much of an improvement... my vision overall was fine by me right eye was a bit lazy, but come on you never really look at things just with one eye
User avatar #65 to #42 - meowman (11/15/2015) [-]
I don't remember my first time wearing glasses. By my vision has degraded a good amount since I've gotten them so it probably wasn't as big of a deal when I first got them
#87 to #42 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
The first time I put on glasses was when I was 19 years old. I grew up in a low income family and it was just never in the budget (today I use eyebuydirect, $6 for a pair of glasses its amazing). I started working and living on my own and made enough money to shell out the cash for a new pair of prescription glasses. This was in walmart and I was just walking around with this goofy grin on my face. Sure, maybe walmart isnt the most beautiful "first sight" but it was an incredible feeling.
User avatar #60 to #42 - ButtonFly (11/15/2015) [-]
I was ten when I first received glasses.
I had no idea how much my eyes had deteriorated until I put them on for the first time. I was enthralled. I couldn't stop staring at the clouds. Everything was so detailed, I had no idea how much I was missing. It was so beautiful.
User avatar #64 to #42 - ScottP (11/15/2015) [-]
I saw in Blu Ray and it was magnificent
User avatar #81 to #42 - mrevitcartta (11/15/2015) [-]
I remember how relieved I was to not have to be moved to the front of the class to read the board.
User avatar #112 to #42 - shinymew (11/15/2015) [-]
When I first got my, I went into the bathroom and stared at myself. I couldn't believe the texture my face had. Then I noticed I had very cracked lips.

For those without glasses, just image not being about to see texture (such as cracked lips, thread count, or the small bumps on the wall), or the sharpness of a line. That everything blends into each other, making the world look flat. Only the worst cases can't count fingers. And my reading without glasses is awful because the letters are blended together, or the lines are to thin to see.
#63 - budbrown (11/15/2015) [-]
Baby's fw
#34 - mentosandcrack (11/15/2015) [-]
Always wondered what he looked like as a kid
#73 to #34 - followtheworms (11/15/2015) [-]
I wonder if his eyes got ****** up from wearing those glasses all the time. It always seems like he's not really focusing his eyes on anything on the show.
#93 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Damn these mother ******* are ugly
#37 - Diablotheone ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Some babies are ridiculously adorable, yet whenever a baby even looks at me it instantly cries...
#128 to #37 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (11/16/2015) [-]
Because it knows you have a FJ account.
User avatar #44 - Felris ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
"Alright here's your child's new glasses, let's try putting them on and make sure they fit."

"No thanks doc. We want to make sure his/her/xim/xer/their first time seeing 20/20 is at Flip Daddy's"
User avatar #79 - brenton (11/15/2015) [-]
"NO. NO. **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU FU... wait..."
User avatar #114 - baditch (11/15/2015) [-]
How does one give a baby an eye exam?

>"Okay, which image is clearer the first or the second?"
> *****
#31 - ninjapants (11/15/2015) [-]
**ninjapants used "*roll picture*"**
**ninjapants rolled image**How did they do that "Better or worse" ******** on a baby?
User avatar #28 - stephyteddy (11/15/2015) [-]
I didn't see 20/20 for the first time until I was 10. It was magical. I wanted to count the leaves on trees could I could see each leaf individually.
(If you're wondering why it took so long for me to get 20/20 glasses, my mom was always working so she didn't spend enough time with me to figure it out. And teachers never seemed to notice.)
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