First thing I thought of. . s"' f'. Brolem, dishonours. Wissenschaft heißt Wissenschaft weil sie wissen schaft. or in english: science is named science because it creates knowledge. Sounds much better in german imo. First thing I thought of s"' f' Brolem dishonours Wissenschaft heißt weil sie wissen schaft or in english: science is named because it creates knowledge Sounds much better german imo
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #12 - poorjew
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Wissenschaft heißt Wissenschaft weil sie wissen schaft.
or in english:
science is named science because it creates knowledge.

Sounds much better in german imo.
User avatar #42 to #12 - confusedasian
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Hey, I'm trying to learn German here, so do you mind telling me if I'm correct or not?

I don't have anything to record my voice in, but when you speak it or read it is it pronounced as "Wiseinshaft heivt wiseinshaft wheel see wisein shaft"? Sorry again, no voice recorder.

That's how you would pronounce it right?
#149 to #42 - anon id: 2ac48c09
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It would be pronounced Vissenshaft. The a in it might sound a little more like saying ah. Heisst (the second word) would be pronounced like high with a st sound at the end. Weil would be vile. Sie would be more like how you say the letter z. And then the word vissen shaft again. Hope this helps as this how I would say it after taking 5 years of German.
User avatar #109 to #42 - poochy
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don't forget the w's are pronounce like v's in german
User avatar #87 to #42 - extooso
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Wiseinshaft heist wiseinshaft while see wisein shaft you have to pronounce the shaft wiht an english accent and it is right, but dont trust me im not an nativ english speaker so i might be wrong
User avatar #46 to #42 - poorjew
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I'm sorry but i can't help you on that one, since i never learned English.
My teacher thought that you can a language without speaking it, hell he was unable to speak English at all, most ( around 85%) i taught myself.

You should ask someone who's native language is English and who also speaks German.
User avatar #62 to #12 - mauerman
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Or in Danish, it's the same here
"Videnskab hedder videnskab fordi det skaber viden".
But yeah, German sounds much better.
User avatar #168 to #12 - alphadolan
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Mein Teil
#194 to #12 - anon id: 9e9ada32
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User avatar #232 to #194 - poorjew
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Instead of mutterficken words like verdammtes, beschissenes or verkacktes would match better.
Also its ein not eine.
#230 to #12 - anon id: 635b7684
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It does.

Also, in Finnish: tiede (science) or luonnontieteet ("natural sciences", means physics, bio-engineering etc).
#88 to #12 - lemleet
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schafft*
User avatar #95 to #88 - poorjew
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mistakes happen
#13 to #12 - superduperpuper
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Die Eifersucht ist eine Leidenschaft, die mit Eifer sucht, was Leiden schafft
#82 to #12 - danster
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mfw wissen shaft
#93 to #82 - anon id: 646c1e5a
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Er wirft Flammen.

This **** annoys me every time.
#16 to #12 - acksl
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Wirtschaft ist wenn der Wirt schafft
User avatar #18 to #16 - poorjew
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Wer nichts wird, wird wirt.
#162 to #18 - ninefag
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Und wer nichts wurde, wurde Kurde.
#49 to #18 - anon id: 5a89493c
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wer nichts weiß und wer nichts kann, geht zur post oder bundesbahn
User avatar #108 to #49 - poochy
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fischer fritz fischt frische fische
ich kann auch spielen
User avatar #233 to #108 - poorjew
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Der Leutnant von leuten befahl seinen Leuten nicht eher zu läuten als der Leutnant von leuten seinen Leuten das läuten befahl.
User avatar #52 to #49 - poorjew
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Kannst nicht schreiben und nicht lesen, geh zur Stov da kriegst nen Besen.
#50 to #49 - anon id: 5a89493c
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und wer dann nichts wird, wird wirt
sorry
User avatar #40 to #18 - huszti
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wer nichts kann, der rapt halt dann.
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#23 to #16 - anon id: 6afab78f
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Do you Germans have that idiom as well? Neat.
Do you Germans have that idiom as well? Neat.
#91 to #23 - anon id: 646c1e5a
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Log dich ein und sag das wie ein Mann.
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User avatar #6 to #2 - wedgehead
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Go with "Naturwissenschaft, Prostituierte"
User avatar #7 to #6 - leebobo
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nope. "Naturwissenschaft, Schlampe!" passt besser
User avatar #8 to #7 - wedgehead
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Klingt nicht bekloppt genug.
User avatar #9 to #8 - leebobo
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doesn't have to.
#90 to #9 - anon id: 646c1e5a
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könnt ihr euch mal entscheiden, deutsch oder englisch, jetz'
#221 to #2 - thenikohero
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Thank you mister rahtoga
Thank you mister rahtoga
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User avatar #73 to #2 - malkotay
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don't want to ruin things but in german Jesse says: Wissenschaft Bitch!

Yo
#76 to #73 - anon id: 506b5d63
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luder=bitch
User avatar #110 to #76 - malkotay
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ich weiß, sagt er aber nicht
#20 - europe
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Not german but I think naturwissenschaften means physics while wissenschaften means just science
#26 to #20 - madred
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Translated completely and correctly, it would be

"Wissenschaft, Schlampe!"
#21 to #20 - paraptor
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Yeah kind of.
Wissenschaf = science
Naturwissenschaften: biology,chemistry,physics, etc.
#24 to #21 - krissmedt
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Well this is kinda the wrong translation isn't it? Naturwissenschaften is Natural Sciences - science would just be wissenschaft like you said, basically the same as in danish - videnskab vs. naturvidenskab.
#25 to #24 - anon id: 2d482ed8
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Wissenschaften is for all kind of things. For example politics or languages.

Politikwissenschaft, Sprachwissenschaft
User avatar #217 to #25 - mlpokeyuan
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so "-wissenschaft" can be translated as "the study of?"
#224 to #217 - icechunk
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Yes, you could say that.
User avatar #32 to #21 - Rideandrum
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Or, you know, natural sciences... *******
#103 - josieabby
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ananas
ananas
ananas
ananas
ananas
ananas
PINEAPPLE
#195 to #103 - babuger
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Found the German!
#151 to #103 - kangadoo
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That is one majestic looking ananas pineapple.
That is one majestic looking ananas pineapple.
User avatar #148 to #103 - sachiel
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That's not true, in spanish we say "piña"
#154 to #148 - josieabby
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Isn't it either/both?
User avatar #155 to #154 - sachiel
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I have lived in Spain for 21 years and have NEVER ever heard the word "ananás"!
#157 to #155 - josieabby
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I only had 2 years of high school Spanish, so you know better than I do. It's what the dictionary said, though. Doesn't matter anyway. I am a fan of pineapple.
Or ananas.
Either/or.
<--- A pineapple fan.
User avatar #158 to #157 - sachiel
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lol @ pineapple fan
You know, it could also be the fact that from the 466 million of spanish speakers worlwide, only 48 are actually from spain.
Maybe in latin american countries they use the word "ananás"
User avatar #164 to #158 - ivanfreak
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Nope, most of us say "Piñas"
User avatar #170 to #164 - blargheon
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As a Mexican, I can confirme this. I thought "ananas" was only for french. Je suis un ananas.
User avatar #171 to #170 - ivanfreak
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Now I think about, In Brasil they're also called piñas?
User avatar #172 to #171 - blargheon
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I... don't know. But they speak Portuguese, and not Spanish.
User avatar #173 to #172 - ivanfreak
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Maybe "Anana" Is the portuguese for "Piña"
User avatar #177 to #173 - blargheon
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Let me google that
User avatar #178 to #177 - blargheon
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YUP!
User avatar #179 to #178 - blargheon
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ANOTHER MYSTERY SOLVED!
User avatar #180 to #179 - blargheon
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User avatar #181 to #179 - ivanfreak
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NOW I CAN SAY PIÑA IN 3 LANGUAGES
#182 to #181 - blargheon
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EVERYONE WINS!
EVERYONE WINS!
#186 to #182 - ivanfreak
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ANANAS *************!!
#187 to #186 - blargheon
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YEAH!
#191 to #187 - hopporto
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#202 to #187 - stgfilitov
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Oh god not telefrancais.
#165 to #164 - sachiel
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#220 to #154 - willypmedina
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Ananás is the plant where it grows I believe
#199 to #154 - anon id: e381cd67
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if you liek ananas coladas
and gettin caught in el raino
#207 to #148 - regaesnhoj
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Got this song in my head now ...
User avatar #1 - metalmind
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Or just Wissenschaften.
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or just Wissenschaft. Wissenschaften would be "sciences" whereas Wissenschaft is just plain old "science". I guess Britfags say "sciences" and "maths", but Amerifags say "science" and "math", and Germanfags say "Wissenschaft" and "Mathematik".

Obwohl es gibt auch mehrere Wissenschaften: Naturwissenschaft, politische Wissenschaft, geologische Wissenschaft und so weiter und sofort.

äöüß
User avatar #10 to #3 - andranadu
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We don't say sciences, that's what the french do.
User avatar #45 to #10 - seras
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Stil, that's what it would translate to.
User avatar #4 to #3 - metalmind
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Stimmt.
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#5 to #4 - anon id: b2a12e36
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ÄÖÜ°ÁÉÍÓÚÝÀÈÌÒÙ
#99 - makaron
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**makaron rolls 00** Wissenshaft is how we do it.
#71 - icametocomment
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#131 to #71 - friedgreenpomatoes
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oh it's just beginning
#132 to #131 - icametocomment
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****...
#133 to #132 - friedgreenpomatoes
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#134 to #133 - icametocomment
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No...no, I can't be out of pictures...

Very well, sir. I admit defeat to your superior picture-hoarding-ness.
#136 to #134 - friedgreenpomatoes
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And you know what that means!   
   
 bend over
And you know what that means!

bend over
#146 to #136 - icametocomment
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I don't wanna D:
I don't wanna D:
#106 to #71 - friedgreenpomatoes
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#107 to #106 - icametocomment
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Oh u wanna go buddy u wanna go
#111 to #107 - friedgreenpomatoes
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oh do i ever
#112 to #111 - icametocomment
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I see your messerschmitt and raise you a nebelwerfer.
#113 to #112 - friedgreenpomatoes
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You knew this was coming.
#114 to #113 - icametocomment
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I'll kanonen you into another dimension bitch.
#116 to #114 - friedgreenpomatoes
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You do not understand the forces with which you mess
#117 to #116 - icametocomment
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Or do I?
#118 to #117 - friedgreenpomatoes
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You do not.
#119 to #118 - icametocomment
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Hm, perhaps I do not...
#120 to #119 - friedgreenpomatoes
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#121 to #120 - icametocomment
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Ooh, you're good, very good.

But are you good enough?
#123 to #121 - friedgreenpomatoes
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Yes. I am.
#124 to #123 - icametocomment
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Hm...

Oh and in the event we run out of replies before we run out of pictures, I enjoyed this hugely.
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#130 to #129 - icametocomment
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No! I will not be booted! Not yet!
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#147 - dasbrot
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Natur: Nature
Wissen: to know
Schaften: variation of "schaffen" with means the do or achieve something.

Naturwissenschaften: the act of knowing about nature.
User avatar #183 to #147 - twothreefivefive
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*roll picture* Damn that's beautiful.
User avatar #184 to #183 - twothreefivefive
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What? How does one roll an image now a days?
#188 to #184 - dasbrot
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**dasbrot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at How Dwight lost a cell phone **
User avatar #152 to #147 - exclamation
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This **** is way too much like Newspeak in Nineteen Eighty Four. It is doubleplusgood.
User avatar #161 to #152 - lurg
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you. you are my new favorite person. i love you.
big brother wold be proud of you.
#53 - rambomanthree
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*Wissenschaft
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#174 to #140 - thempc
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now someone needs to do that for this
now someone needs to do that for this