First of all. . If a girl says "First of all", run. There' s never been a good "first of all", Yeu' never heard a girl say "First of all, I' m gonna suck yew di
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First of all

If a girl says "First of all", run. There' s
never been a good "first of all", Yeu'
never heard a girl say "First of all, I' m
gonna suck yew dick," "First of all",
means that girl has done research, has
data and her pie charts ready and mu
are done.
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User avatar #3 - lordgeneral (03/28/2014) [+] (42 replies)
I've legitimately been told "first of all, I'm gonna suck your dick"
it was followed by "second of all, can I go to the movies with a few friends"



before you sick ******* ask, it wasn't my daughter. I don't have one
#7 to #3 - jakatackka (03/28/2014) [-]
It was your son?
User avatar #6 - dunkleosteus (03/28/2014) [-]
in my experience, it means she's already made her decision and nothing you say will change her mind.
#9 - madcoww (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Where to begin in tearing down the fallacies about women in this post?  Well, first of all...
Where to begin in tearing down the fallacies about women in this post? Well, first of all...
User avatar #25 - chandaman (03/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Done research? Has data? A women using logic in an argument is like OP not being a faggot.
#52 - sjrigney ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
**sjrigney rolled image** MFW I hear "first of all"
**sjrigney rolled image** MFW I hear "first of all"
#1 - sliferzpwns (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wait she knows?
User avatar #55 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (03/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I was called an asshole when everyone was going crazy about Kony 2012 because my highschool decided to show the video and support it... I did some research and found out that very little of the money was going to what they said it was, he basically wasn't even heard of for years, etc. So, I told some girl those and she just went off saying I was trying to be different and I was an asshole and racist and the whole class turned against me, so I decided to just rage quietly for awhile. A week later, that guy from the video got high and **** , and she magically forgot all about that discussion earlier whenever I would bring it up.

TL;DR I was right but the bitch turned a whole class against me.
#53 - tonicwater (03/29/2014) [-]
well if she went through the trouble of making pie charts, I might as well have the decency to stick around for the presentation.
#68 - bitey ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
And then the man comes back with..
#67 - palindromia (03/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I never understood why this culture embraces the notion of "hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn". If a woman is so unreasonable to the point where you have run away (be it figuratively or literally) at the hint of a simple phrase then I don't see why you'd be with her. I also never understood why women are viewed as so goddamn threatening. Honestly, what is the very worst that could happen? She denies you sex for a few days? What the **** is the threat here?!?!
User avatar #66 - imagnetsux (03/29/2014) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled comment #60161 ** :
thumbed it down
first of all
User avatar #61 - taokami (03/29/2014) [-]
What if I've done my research as well?
#51 - raggedstar (03/29/2014) [-]
**raggedstar rolled image**
User avatar #49 - brrigg (03/29/2014) [-]
women don't even need to be right to win an argument, but when she says "first of all" that means she's done her homework and you are sooooo ****** .
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User avatar #20 - teufelhunden (03/29/2014) [-]
This is usually followed by the raising of one index finger and a cocking of the face... Eye-rolling and the word "uhm" will most often also be experienced.
#5 - schindewolforch ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
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