My mom went through my iPad and found all my hentai. You know where that was? Under my mattress. On the far side of the bed. You literally have to crawl over my bed to get to it.

Smart man.

Mm, no. She doesn't change my sheets. I do all my laundry and stuff by myself.

It had a password. My mom has the password for my laptop because I had texted it to her because she needed to use it once while I was gone. I don't keep anything weird on my laptop though. It's also the same password for my iPad. Which means she went through her texts from several months before that just to fish that password out.

Wanna know my secret, save that **** to a SD card that you keep in your wallet and leave a regular one in the device porn free.

I shouldn't have to go through that much effort to watch porn. It's called boundaries.

It's not always intentional.

I ******* love futa

dad probably thought it was cheese pizza

Wow, can't believe I forgot this little classic.

These should be hidden with the upmost regard. Getting your Hentai found is one thing, getting your dickgirl Hentai found is a whole other level. Sauce is Futabu is case anyone wants it.

futabu is best futa hentai

It really is. I cant say i've seen a large amount to judge, but from the ones i've seen its easily the best.

What is that? Do I even want to know?

Dakimura/Body Pillow case. Exactly what my 2 looked like when they arrived.

So it's a case for a body pillow?

Its the pillow case cover for a Body Pillow yes. They can be safe for work, but usually they are pretty frowned upon. Tho my mom with my first one went "Thats pretty cool" then kind of sat there silent for a while. After the second one, she was used to it tho.

how does it feel being a complete failure?

Not having the body pillows wouldn't save me from being a failure. Might as well go ham. It feels pretty okay owning them tho. They are soft as **** . I have animals so I keep them burrito'd in a blanket together in the corner of my room.