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First Cringe of 2016

25 December at 00: 36 - he
If you refer to people with vaginas as "females" you can actually get the ****
away from me
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Submitted: 01/06/2016
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#9 - alarubra (01/06/2016) [-]
This is clearly satire
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User avatar #21 to #9 - Shiny (01/06/2016) [-]
It's cringe whether or not it's sincere.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - dreygur (01/06/2016) [-]
I'll laugh at satire, I'll cringe at sincerety.
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#39 to #21 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
if you cringe at satire you may be autistic - normal people just brush jokes off effortlessly
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User avatar #107 to #39 - themarineelite (01/07/2016) [-]
To be fair, it's not easy to tell if someone is being sincere or satirical through text.
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User avatar #122 to #107 - pinethrush (01/07/2016) [-]
Not always, you're right.

But I'd consider this pretty ******* easy. It is CLEARLY satire.
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User avatar #191 to #122 - apeksniper (01/07/2016) [-]
especially not anymore, when there are people that are actually that stupid.
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User avatar #220 to #191 - iamslender (01/07/2016) [-]
People may be that stupid, but they definitely wouldn't word this the way she did. This is clearly mocking the feminazi movement.
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#189 to #39 - kingderps ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
There are an abundance of his kind on funny junk too.
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User avatar #32 to #21 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
That's not how this works just because cringe your new favorite buzzword.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - Shiny (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm getting a feeling of secondhand embarrassment from that person writing that post. How is that not cringe?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - schneidend (01/07/2016) [-]
Because it's a joke? They're kidding? Satire?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - Shiny (01/07/2016) [-]
Circlejerking isn't a joke. It's like making fun of neo-Nazis, fruit hanging so low that it's too filthy to eat.
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User avatar #163 to #35 - IHaveADHD (01/07/2016) [-]
No man I was in the room with Cambrysiel when she made this comp (She can confirm) and there was a set up for this which was somewhere along the lines of "This fat neckbeard beast slaps your ass in the club, watchu do" to which she replied with this. I mean if you cringe at it you Cringe at it but I'm 95% certain it is satire.
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#61 to #35 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
What? **** that man if someone's being a dick i'll happily rip on them. It's like south park, no matter the subject nothing's sacred.
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#169 to #9 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Ironic *********** is still *********** .
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User avatar #67 to #9 - stealingbikes (01/07/2016) [-]
Given the extremes people go to nowadays, even that's hard to nail down as satire
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User avatar #20 to #9 - nunyabeez (01/06/2016) [-]
There were a few. Like the clop and Muslim
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User avatar #77 to #9 - condimentparty (01/07/2016) [-]
I actually made a reply to that comment a couple days ago. Can't quite remember what I said, but yeah that's undoubtedly satire.
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#149 to #9 - saddie (01/07/2016) [-]
a literal walking cunt.
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User avatar #112 to #9 - majordraco (01/07/2016) [-]
Ironic **** posting is still **** posting.
Case in point, this post.
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#95 to #9 - jamesten (01/07/2016) [-]
>cannot slap my ass, if i don't have one
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#17 - putinlover (01/06/2016) [-]
This isnt cringe, its an actual warning i would know my dad works for microsoft.
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User avatar #76 to #17 - Indoknight (01/07/2016) [-]
hey its me ur dad ~ microsoft
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User avatar #198 to #76 - crazyanimal (01/07/2016) [-]
i can confirm its his dad ~ microsoft ceo
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#14 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Well, I had 3 kegs of vodka and a 24 pack of Merlot and I barely even got buzzed. This guy needs to git gud.
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#231 to #14 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I know it's obviously fake, but let's have some fun with this one:
33 shots of vodka is 0,825l of vodka (assuming smallest shot glass 25mL)
22 shots of patron is 0,550 assuming sam shot glass
It gives as a total of 1,375 liter of 40% alcohols, which is 0,55l of pure ethanol.
Let's also add 0,075l of ethanol from 15% half liter bottle of tequilla rose.

So to sum it up, she absorbed at least 0,625L of pure alcohol.

I also assumed her weight is 80kg, put info in some alcohol-in-blood content calculator and got result od 7,1‰ (4-5‰ is considered lethal content, although there were case of people surviving 12-14‰).

So as you can see even though I was very generous in my assumption, she'll be probably dead. But to be fair if she was alvie she wouldn't be hangover, because she would be still drunk as **** .
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#181 to #14 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
tfw the girl goes to my school and i know her name.

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User avatar #25 to #14 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Doesn't it piss you off a bit that it takes so long to get you drunk?
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User avatar #72 to #25 - lightningfarronxp (01/07/2016) [-]
I thought the exact same thing. I think its funny when people brag about when people brag about how they can drink a whole bottle patron by themselves. I just usually respond with "wow you spent $50 to get drunk? I spent $4 and got equally ********* " lol.
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#99 to #25 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I drink alcoholic **** for the flavor, man. If I wanna get ********* I just drink a cocaine smoothie.
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User avatar #176 to #128 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
That was not what i was expecting.....
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User avatar #177 to #99 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I kinda can't believe people who say that.
I mean, i like strawberry milkshakes, but you won't see me drink 2l of that in one evening.
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User avatar #204 to #177 - newbtwo (01/07/2016) [-]
then you dont really like strawberry milkshakes
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User avatar #209 to #204 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
i like gains more, so i guess you got me
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User avatar #211 to #209 - newbtwo (01/07/2016) [-]
you suck
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User avatar #212 to #211 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
im sorry im trying to get into shape?
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User avatar #213 to #212 - newbtwo (01/07/2016) [-]
no i dont forgive you
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User avatar #214 to #213 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
ok
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User avatar #215 to #214 - newbtwo (01/07/2016) [-]
yeah bitch
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User avatar #179 to #177 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Not doubting people like the flavour, just doubting that people who do what i mentioned above and say they do it for the taste.
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#62 to #14 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
No you didn't lmao
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User avatar #66 to #14 - sweetjessierose (01/07/2016) [-]
I bet you didn't even inject any marijuanas you faget
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#228 to #66 - masterboll (01/07/2016) [-]
INCORRECT!
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#8 - murphyslawtesties (01/06/2016) [-]
>reddit social meet up

could be worse

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User avatar #219 to #8 - defski (01/07/2016) [-]
Anyone got the comic in the bottom right corner?
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#227 to #219 - mangolena (01/07/2016) [-]
Here you go.
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#182 to #8 - sarcasmexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
Funnyjunk meet up?


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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User avatar #26 to #8 - itskennyandjosh (01/06/2016) [-]
I hate reading those things, i didn't know if i was supposed to read up to down, left to right, right to left
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User avatar #52 to #26 - norkasthethird (01/07/2016) [-]
try up and down and all around
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User avatar #137 to #26 - motherfuckingkenji (01/07/2016) [-]
With this kind of ******** arrangement, you start at the top left as you might expect, then just kinda zig-zag horizontally until you get to another comment that wasn't cropped.


Source: I'm fluent in Autistics.
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User avatar #223 to #26 - klina (01/07/2016) [-]
it's a comp dude, just go diagonally down and right
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#5 - chukupowpow (01/06/2016) [-]
>"First cringe of 2016"
>tags "2016" "new memes"
>all reposts from 2015
>mfw still funny
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User avatar #18 to #5 - nunyabeez (01/06/2016) [-]
I believe he meant cringe comp, or cringe comp compiled by OP, not sure tho
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#13 - creamymcgee ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
This guy operates on a whole nother level of euphoria
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#28 to #13 - etfhan (01/06/2016) [-]
It's a double fedora! Oh my god! A double fedora!


thanks for posting this. I was trying to figure out how to have a pic of that along with a pic of a double rainbow.
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#1 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
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#10 - grarshka ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
**grarshka used "*roll picture*"**
**grarshka rolled image**
go back to the dessert
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#46 - TheSammixQueen (01/07/2016) [-]
Maybe I'm just being dumb but I don't get this one.
jokeexplain plz help
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User avatar #92 to #46 - rawryrawr (01/07/2016) [-]
The hat thing is a fedora
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User avatar #106 to #46 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
M'New Year
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#89 to #46 - tenshiro (01/07/2016) [-]
he's giving the tip of the fedora
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#42 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Two things what a spineless cunt for being so weak that he was happy to let his progressive and independent girlfriend **** around like a slut and her for being a ******* bitch. "Don't make it awkward." He didn't she did by not telling him they had ******* broken up. I want to beat all three of those assholes.
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#94 to #42 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
You had me up until "progressive and independent". It's a ******* a fetish, a weird one I don't understand but it's a fetish, stop bringing irrelevant **** into this.
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#217 to #94 - ygdosst ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Murder is also a fetish, Snuff.
There are Necrophiliacs, Pedophiles, Guro enthusiasts. People who literally guzzle liquid **** .

Don't pretend stuff isn't ****** up because it's a fetish. Especially given that fetishes aren't generally healthy to begin with, much less extreme ones like this, which are intentionally damaging to a relationship.

Cuckoldry is the most ******* pathetic thing on this planet, on a biological level, since the ******* inception of sexually reproducing organisms.

It's not okay "because it's an opinion" or a taste, or a kink. Unfaithfulness in a relationship is ******* terrible, even when it's "agreed upon." It means that there's love lost in the relationship, and that it should just be ended, or possibly even worse that one or both of the people involved have SERIOUS intimacy issues they need help with.
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User avatar #242 to #217 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
My main point as to why it was bad was because it was not healthy. The fact the girl pretty much kicked him out and had another dude living with her without him knowing suggests that she has blackmailed and abused him into that situation in the first place.


If it was just a kink then fair enough but the fact is that she was a piece of **** which suggests she either took advantage of him and he developed it as a way of coping with that **** .
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User avatar #88 to #42 - eyemeralds (01/07/2016) [-]
Hey, man. Not everyone has an ass. Don't be a ******* ableist
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#90 to #88 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Did you say... ableist?
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#136 - motherfuckingkenji (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm not very knowledgeable about alcohol, but wouldn't this be enough to kill at least three people?
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User avatar #144 to #136 - catkyte (01/07/2016) [-]
pretty much, a 1liter bottle of vodka is about 33 shots. and that alone would kill you.

so yeah if you spaced all the drinks he mentioned out evenly between 3 people then i'd imagine the chances of them all dying is quite good.
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#236 to #144 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Cmon, its not much, its not going to kill 3 people. Were not talking about downing a 1L in 5min, but a night out.

1 liter of vodka is a fine amount for one person to get drunk, but not to the life threatening levels, assuming ~6-7 hour drinking with a meal. When I still had friends and used to go out, 0.7L per person was typical for a whole night party with sleeping.

0.5L of vodka mixed in 1L coke bottle used to be typical "concealed" drink when going to beach in summer, finished in 2h.

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User avatar #229 to #144 - beastkenten ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, it all depends on the alcohol content. my worst drinking binge I drank a 1.5 liter of 21% alcohol vodka in a night. I puked my guts out but didn't die.
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User avatar #151 to #144 - ponyfcker (01/07/2016) [-]
I drank a fifth of stroyka in one day. It started at a football tailgate so around 10 am and lasted until about 1 in the morning. It was a ****** ass hangover but it was over a period of 15 hours.
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User avatar #157 to #151 - catkyte (01/07/2016) [-]
oh yeah if you space it out you can definitely handle more. but all of it at once and you're done for lol.
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User avatar #160 to #157 - ponyfcker (01/07/2016) [-]
yeah i found that out on new years eve. 6 shotgunned beers and 10 shots of fireball in an hour and i blackedout. only god knows what i did to end up ******** my pants and vomiting all over myself and winding up half a mile away from the party.
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User avatar #243 to #160 - catkyte (01/07/2016) [-]
lol
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#152 to #136 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
What? that would give you a mild buzz at best. I'm Polish
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User avatar #196 to #152 - ilovehitler (01/07/2016) [-]
He said people, not the polish.
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#4 - wedgehead ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
What.
The.
**** .
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#15 to #4 - jsrf (01/06/2016) [-]
This is why i cook my own dam food
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User avatar #68 to #4 - stealingbikes (01/07/2016) [-]
Something tells me she's fat, greasy, has bright red dyed hair and a mustache


Although if she was hot I'd eat them pickles
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User avatar #241 to #68 - kolya (01/07/2016) [-]
She has hair on her nipples...and not just a few i'm talking The forbidden forest from hairy podder
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#60 - selongb (01/07/2016) [-]
I guess Shania law Don't Impress Her Much.

She will stand against muslims Forever and for Always.

She may not be racist, but Man, She Feel's Like A Women.

She doesn't want any more of them to Come on Over from Islam.
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User avatar #73 to #60 - justinsane (01/07/2016) [-]
Why are people down voting you? Literally the only funny thing here
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User avatar #74 to #73 - selongb (01/07/2016) [-]
Puns? idk i thought they were all good
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#98 - gedoushinken (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't see anything wrong with this:
>People don't like refugees
>Refugees sees this guy
>Refugees refuses to stay in that country

This guy is scaring the refugees away.
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User avatar #173 to #98 - hasinvadedyou (01/07/2016) [-]
>refugees see this guy
>refugees kill this guy for homosexuality
>refugees keep migrating
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/refugees-murdered-gay-man-before-7033241
man was offering refugees clothes and food, they found out he was gay and killed him then wrapped a snake around his neck and tried to say "im afraid of snakes, idk how it got there, lol" they also tried to claim they are from a place where it is illegal so its in their culture or w/e to kill homosexuals. They wont see this guy and run they will clear him the **** out and keep coming. I get the stance about not all immigrants are bad and they arent, but theres much more of them who are aggressive, brainwashed and hate-filled on everything thats different to them, than in your average population of people.
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#54 - ratseverywhere (01/07/2016) [-]
It's obviously a high level one.
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#93 to #54 - thesirofponies (01/07/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Easily a Level 26 Ancient Beserker. He has buffs to normal means of damage,but he has a weakness to magic. A Level 20 Scholar Mage could easily best him
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#7 - fazbear (01/06/2016) [-]
This year is off to a great start.
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#12 - youhaveshamedyofam (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
**youhaveshamedyofam used "*roll picture*"**
**youhaveshamedyofam rolled image** quite cringy
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#161 - ametaphoricalbaby (01/07/2016) [-]
Whoa hold up there OP, that's some next-level cringe **** , you gotta put a warning on this.
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User avatar #65 - stealingbikes (01/07/2016) [-]
>asexual queer muslim
>Seattle

go figure
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