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#14 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Well, I had 3 kegs of vodka and a 24 pack of Merlot and I barely even got buzzed. This guy needs to git gud.
#231 to #14 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I know it's obviously fake, but let's have some fun with this one:
33 shots of vodka is 0,825l of vodka (assuming smallest shot glass 25mL)
22 shots of patron is 0,550 assuming sam shot glass
It gives as a total of 1,375 liter of 40% alcohols, which is 0,55l of pure ethanol.
Let's also add 0,075l of ethanol from 15% half liter bottle of tequilla rose.

So to sum it up, she absorbed at least 0,625L of pure alcohol.

I also assumed her weight is 80kg, put info in some alcohol-in-blood content calculator and got result od 7,1‰ (4-5‰ is considered lethal content, although there were case of people surviving 12-14‰).

So as you can see even though I was very generous in my assumption, she'll be probably dead. But to be fair if she was alvie she wouldn't be hangover, because she would be still drunk as **** .
#181 to #14 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
tfw the girl goes to my school and i know her name.

User avatar #66 to #14 - sweetjessierose (01/07/2016) [-]
I bet you didn't even inject any marijuanas you faget
#228 to #66 - masterboll (01/07/2016) [-]
INCORRECT!
#62 to #14 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
No you didn't lmao
User avatar #25 to #14 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Doesn't it piss you off a bit that it takes so long to get you drunk?
#99 to #25 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I drink alcoholic **** for the flavor, man. If I wanna get ********* I just drink a cocaine smoothie.
User avatar #177 to #99 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I kinda can't believe people who say that.
I mean, i like strawberry milkshakes, but you won't see me drink 2l of that in one evening.
User avatar #204 to #177 - newbtwo (01/07/2016) [-]
then you dont really like strawberry milkshakes
User avatar #209 to #204 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
i like gains more, so i guess you got me
User avatar #211 to #209 - newbtwo (01/07/2016) [-]
you suck
User avatar #212 to #211 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
im sorry im trying to get into shape?
User avatar #213 to #212 - newbtwo (01/07/2016) [-]
no i dont forgive you
User avatar #214 to #213 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
ok
User avatar #215 to #214 - newbtwo (01/07/2016) [-]
yeah bitch
User avatar #179 to #177 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Not doubting people like the flavour, just doubting that people who do what i mentioned above and say they do it for the taste.
User avatar #176 to #128 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
That was not what i was expecting.....
User avatar #72 to #25 - lightningfarronxp (01/07/2016) [-]
I thought the exact same thing. I think its funny when people brag about when people brag about how they can drink a whole bottle patron by themselves. I just usually respond with "wow you spent $50 to get drunk? I spent $4 and got equally ********* " lol.
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