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First Valentines day advice?

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Submitted: 02/11/2014
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User avatar #1 - voxseppo ONLINE (02/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
You have covered thy ass.
#8 - EndeleanX (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pussywhipped as fuck.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hantervan (02/12/2014) [-]
hey i like sex and intend to keep getting it, particullarly special occasion sex
User avatar #15 - epicwinone (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
yea, i think you are good. chocolate when you visit her would be the icing on the cake
User avatar #22 - malignantlybenign (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Intrested to hear the review op.
Hell I'm a guy with a gf and I would give you some lovin for this.
#20 - hazelnutqt (02/12/2014) [-]
Smack some mayonaise in there somewhere
Bitches love mayo
User avatar #19 - moistnuggests (02/12/2014) [-]
Seems excessive says the virgin

Also, 1000kms=621.371miles
User avatar #13 - Mebeshe (02/12/2014) [-]
As a member of a long distance relationship I can say; don't forget the nudes.
#12 - yoverlord (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The fellow romatin inside me says damn, boy. You did it right. The realist inside me reminds you that whatever you do now, you will have to top in the future, so be careful.
User avatar #14 to #12 - hantervan (02/12/2014) [-]
thanks ill ber that in mind but already starting to mull ideas around for 1 year
User avatar #7 - ScottP (02/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sure if she's not completely irrational she'll love your gift, man. Hey, best of luck to the both of you and I sincerely hope that your relationship lasts!
User avatar #6 - vampiresensei (02/11/2014) [-]
That sounds like a bad ass gift and if she's not happy something is seriously wrong.

I think you've covered your ass and then some.
(Granted I might be a bad judge because I don't care about Valentine's day and am pretty chill about this sort of thing)
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