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#16 - shibblehiggins (08/29/2015) [-]
I'm going to try this
"h-hey, movie the finish quo-i mean, um..."
'What are you talking about?'
"you too"
#24 to #16 - zourch (08/29/2015) [-]
man this hits home,
>be earlier today
>I just had to give a presentation for a project in my English class.
> All I had to do was point at pictures and talk about all of cool **** i did through my life.
>literally three sentences in and my knees weak spaghetti
>i was stuttering like a bitch and my hands were shaking
> Murdered at least every syllable
User avatar #41 to #24 - rohedje (08/29/2015) [-]
>Have to give a presentation in class
>Lazy af, but me mum gonna bug me for months if I won't do it.
>Make a sweet presentation with interesting facts, nice pictures and neatly structured.
>Presentation day.
>A bit nervous and really want to skip the class.
>Missed my chance and been called to desk.
>Going through my presentation pretty good but my nerves starts to crumble.
>Heartbeat going through the roof. I'm at the top of za warudo and gonna crash down like a thunder.
>maximumoverdrive.gif
>Sped up the rest of the presentation like I'm some sort of Emenem.
>Presentation ended.
>Knees trembling, breathless and my ass cheeks at their limit holding back the ********* .
>Too concentrated on **** movements to react to applauding class, teacher giving me A+ that's 5+ in your wonky teaching systems, right? or my crush trying to be all nice and friendly to me.
>Rushed to bathroom after class.
>After fifteen minutes of intense bowel eruption I gathered myself up and came to sink.
>I almost puked. I looked like a goddamn bloodless vampire - red-eyed, pale and panting.
>Felt like a potato for the rest of the day.
>Because of my lack of response most of my classmates except for those who helped me getting on a crapper thought I was some sort of elitist genius cunt and my crush was hating my guts ever since oh he puns! .
>That was the best **** i've ever had in my live.
User avatar #68 to #24 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
When are you gonna shoot up the school?
#28 to #24 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
Practice by telling long jokes to groups of friends. The skills carry over pretty well.
#39 to #28 - xsirwafflezx (08/29/2015) [-]
>Friends
#91 to #24 - emawee (08/29/2015) [-]
could be worst dude. Go 20 seconds in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vScXBu9LNAs
#98 to #91 - notaboss (08/29/2015) [-]
That wasn't nerves, though. She had medical problems during the broadcast. abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/cbs-reporter-serene-branson-suffered-complex-migraine-stroke/story?id=12944345
User avatar #89 to #24 - mutzaki (08/29/2015) [-]
The worst part is that everyone who saw you will always remember your presentation and frequently talk about how bad you were, with their friends. Not even ten years from now, when you suddenly remember it in bed, should you try to move on from it.
User avatar #70 to #24 - tapeworms (08/29/2015) [-]
I respect you, because at least you were brave enough to do it. I usually skipped all of the classes where we had to give presentations like a pussy.
#5 - loggedinforlinks (08/29/2015) [-]
Happiness!
Happiness everywhere!
#95 to #5 - rabbithabbit (08/29/2015) [-]
And then he goes up to a black guy..
#7 to #5 - mastercolossus (08/29/2015) [-]
i would like to see this become a challenge somehow. that way there is even more happiness.
User avatar #17 to #5 - NutHut ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Look at how cheerful everyone is
This is wonderful
User avatar #72 to #17 - slenderwolf (08/29/2015) [-]
Is that just what the UK is all the time?
#79 to #72 - rufflezrgood ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
There's another side to the UK vines... a darker side. BECAUSE IT ALWAYS FOCKIN RAINS i dont remember his name but hes the super angry UK guy who always yells about tea, pricks, or the weather
User avatar #93 to #79 - theawkwardbros (08/29/2015) [-]
Arthur Vines.
#92 to #79 - munchyman ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
you can usually find that guy on vine by typing in Arthur webm unrelated
User avatar #2 - anonymoussarcasm (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm suddenly in a good mood.
User avatar #4 - snortblat ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
It's nice to see people being friendly.
User avatar #65 to #4 - joshlol (08/29/2015) [-]
especially in the UK
the **** ?
User avatar #23 - perform (08/29/2015) [-]
This guy is so jolly.

This is also probably the only time in my life I'll ever seriously use the word jolly.
User avatar #49 to #23 - EnergizierAnon (08/29/2015) [-]
What about if you go grab a bag of happy farmers? Jolly Ranchers
#71 to #23 - captainbalu (08/29/2015) [-]
He's a jolly good fella aint he matey? Hohoho and down goes another pint.
#12 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
finish the movie quote!

life is like a box of chocolates: nobody likes the blacker ones
#13 to #12 - captainprincess (08/29/2015) [-]
That's cool and all
But it's not the quote
User avatar #14 to #13 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Tell me then
User avatar #15 to #14 - captainprincess (08/29/2015) [-]
the video told you
User avatar #76 to #12 - jesusisagoose (08/29/2015) [-]
how can you not like dark chocolate?
User avatar #90 to #76 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
I actually like dark chocolate
#33 to #12 - rockerrocksixty (08/29/2015) [-]
>not liking fruit filled dark chocolate
>being this much of a ******* heretic
#61 to #33 - dankmemepepe (08/29/2015) [-]
Have this.
#54 to #12 - greentoothbrush (08/29/2015) [-]
Life is like a box of chocolates: bad if you're diabetic.
User avatar #38 to #12 - evilanakie (08/29/2015) [-]
life is like a box o chocolates
it doesnt last long for fat people
#30 - kameken (08/29/2015) [-]
I love when these videos make the people in them happy instead of irritated.
User avatar #3 - cdsams (08/28/2015) [-]
Finish the movie quote!

"Life is like a box of chocolates...."

"It doesn't last long for fat people!"
User avatar #45 to #3 - oranyonereally (08/29/2015) [-]
finish the quote:
"do you know what she did? your...."
User avatar #50 to #45 - explore (08/29/2015) [-]
mum?
User avatar #66 to #3 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
"Life is like a jar of jelly beans...."

"Nobody likes the black ones"
#36 - Kairyuka (08/29/2015) [-]
So happy, we need more of this ****
User avatar #86 to #36 - monoopah (08/29/2015) [-]
Well, if ya got facebook: www.facebook.com/arroncrascallpage?fref=nf This guy is fking awesome
User avatar #6 - zaywoot (08/29/2015) [-]
it's "No, I am your father"
#25 to #6 - threecharacters (08/29/2015) [-]
its also "do I feel lucky?" not "do you feel lucky?"
User avatar #81 to #56 - vivibm (08/29/2015) [-]
played like a damn fiddle (the video)
User avatar #44 to #6 - starzero (08/29/2015) [-]
******* normies REEEEEEE
#20 to #6 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
I was annoyed by the same mistake..
#58 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
>people raging over him saying Luke

You all are retarded autists. Literally nobody would guess right unless he said Luke. Quit being pretentious cunts.
User avatar #31 - PenguinsOfMars (08/29/2015) [-]
"Finish the movie quote!"
"Luke I am..."
"Y-.. N.. Y-... ARE YOU ******* SORRY???"
#22 - dudemiesterman (08/29/2015) [-]
This was quite enjoyable.
#73 - slytendencies (08/29/2015) [-]
>Everybody being this irritated by a popular misquote of a Star Wars line
User avatar #59 - kimilsung (08/29/2015) [-]
It looks like fckn british people is happy
User avatar #46 - crampers (08/29/2015) [-]
WRONG

He never says "Luke"

he only says "No! I am your father"
#96 - virtigo (08/29/2015) [-]
This put a smile on me disgusting face
#11 - nykis (08/29/2015) [-]
I want to be happy like these people but i'd probably stutter or not know what he was talking about even though I've seen the movie he's referencing.
User avatar #64 - joshlol (08/29/2015) [-]
The names James, James bond
User avatar #32 - enemyoftrn (08/29/2015) [-]
Its better because everyone was speaking in British English.
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