man this hits home,
>be earlier today
>I just had to give a presentation for a project in my English class.
> All I had to do was point at pictures and talk about all of cool **** i did through my life.
>literally three sentences in and my knees weak spaghetti
>i was stuttering like a bitch and my hands were shaking
> Murdered at least every syllable
>Have to give a presentation in class
>Lazy af, but me mum gonna bug me for months if I won't do it.
>Make a sweet presentation with interesting facts, nice pictures and neatly structured.
>Presentation day.
>A bit nervous and really want to skip the class.
>Missed my chance and been called to desk.
>Going through my presentation pretty good but my nerves starts to crumble.
>Heartbeat going through the roof. I'm at the top of za warudo and gonna crash down like a thunder.
>maximumoverdrive.gif
>Sped up the rest of the presentation like I'm some sort of Emenem.
>Presentation ended.
>Knees trembling, breathless and my ass cheeks at their limit holding back the ********* .
>Too concentrated on **** movements to react to applauding class, teacher giving me A+ that's 5+ in your wonky teaching systems, right? or my crush trying to be all nice and friendly to me.
>Rushed to bathroom after class.
>After fifteen minutes of intense bowel eruption I gathered myself up and came to sink.
>I almost puked. I looked like a goddamn bloodless vampire - red-eyed, pale and panting.
>Felt like a potato for the rest of the day.
>Because of my lack of response most of my classmates except for those who helped me getting on a crapper thought I was some sort of elitist genius cunt and my crush was hating my guts ever since oh he puns! .
>That was the best **** i've ever had in my live.
The worst part is that everyone who saw you will always remember your presentation and frequently talk about how bad you were, with their friends. Not even ten years from now, when you suddenly remember it in bed, should you try to move on from it.
There's another side to the UK vines... a darker side. BECAUSE IT ALWAYS FOCKIN RAINS i dont remember his name but hes the super angry UK guy who always yells about tea, pricks, or the weather