> Be at cabin with friends
> Too scared to **** . Been eating take out and drinking heavy the last 2 days
> Can't help it
> Unleash hell on the toilet
> Friend rushing to get in after me
> I block the toilet.
> It's hiding well enough that you can't see it
> Friend goes in after me
> "Flushed like a dream"
> The toilet overflowed when he sat on it and flushed
> 2 ***** came out
> I was long gone
So caring about what other people hear you do makes you a beta now? Well the next time I take a **** I might as well grunt and yell "I'm taking a **** !" So I may become as alpha as you.
>Be Canadian
>Visit American
>Have to take ****
>Start pooping in the hotel bathroom
>Most Genius though occurs to me
>Decide that I'm to take as many poops as I can in as many different bathrooms while I'm on the trip
>Spend the rest of the trip eating as much as I can
>Pooping everywhere
>7/11s, gas stations, Denny's ************** .jpg
>You name the place I'll **** there
>Come back to Canada
>Brag to friends how I " **** all over America"
>mfw mission accomplished