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User avatar #1 - agrani ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
Id like to have this lying around my house just to bring some girl in, and rise her expectation up alot
User avatar #7 to #1 - oaaaa (02/22/2014) [-]
a big dick is not what every girl wants. some even get hurt and 50% cant give you a bj.
#15 to #7 - Harkonnen (02/23/2014) [-]
yeah I'm average length but pretty girthy and most of the Asian girls I've ****** have always found it too painful. Guess I'm not marrying an asian
User avatar #8 to #7 - agrani ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
Force will solve both of those problems
User avatar #23 to #8 - twistedwoodthing (02/23/2014) [-]
Dude, "force" isn't gonna solve all your problems here. Sure, things can stretch out a bit girth-wise but her cervix is where it is, and if you hit that it's gonna hurt. Having your partner in crying in pain can be a bit of a damper on sexy times, and her desire for them.
inb4 that is my ******
User avatar #89 to #23 - awesomanium (02/23/2014) [-]
I guess you could say that doing that would be strange thing to do with your penis.
a twisted wood thing
#93 to #89 - twistedwoodthing (02/23/2014) [-]
that actually was pretty clever.
User avatar #87 to #23 - rikter (02/23/2014) [-]
We must execute order 66
User avatar #24 to #23 - agrani ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Dude take a joke, jesus
Im not gonna read all of that, and im not gonna force myself on anyone for the love of god
User avatar #25 to #24 - twistedwoodthing (02/23/2014) [-]
>read all that
>it's three lines.
still, good it's a joke. I swear, the people on this site sometimes...
#56 to #25 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [-]
Psst, buddy! You're a ****** !
User avatar #41 to #25 - frenulum ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
I know right. People.. can you imagine how sick and twisted some of their names are..
User avatar #28 to #25 - SirVladimir (02/23/2014) [-]
Hit enter after each sentence so the lines don't spread so far across the page.
I have a wide monitor so I have to physically turn my head to read it.
#35 to #28 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [-]
how ******* wide is your monitor
User avatar #36 to #35 - SirVladimir (02/23/2014) [-]
I'm using a 32" widescreen TV. You tell me.
User avatar #75 to #36 - thetom (02/23/2014) [-]
but.... you just told him.....
User avatar #91 to #75 - SirVladimir (02/23/2014) [-]
That measures the diagonal distance of the screen, from corner to opposite corner.

The actual width is just straight across the screen and it somewhere under 32".
#82 to #75 - sybo (02/23/2014) [-]
heh, what a goof.
heh, what a goof.
User avatar #9 to #8 - oaaaa (02/22/2014) [-]
lol @ virgincomment
User avatar #2 to #1 - dancininseptember ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
It's a shame you won't be rising much.
User avatar #3 to #2 - agrani ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
Well, by that time, ive already won
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