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#3 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
lesson: record every sexual encounter you have

so far every story i've read that's proven consent the guy actually won
#159 to #3 - sesshii (09/04/2015) [-]
If by "won" you mean getting put on the list of registered sex offenders which will make you uneligable for almost every job out there?
#190 to #159 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
If you aren't convicted, you don't get put on the list.

It's still embarrassing to merely be accused in the first place, but you aren't automatically put on a list.
User avatar #200 to #193 - falloutfanatic (09/04/2015) [-]
He was oringinally found guilty. Anon is still right.
#198 to #193 - meepleep (09/04/2015) [-]
That's just wrong. Morally, not actually.
#179 to #3 - virck (09/04/2015) [-]
Yes, if the Jury sees that she's riding the man meat all on her own, and even has what seem to be 2-3 orgasms, there's no way they jury will be like "She has a fetish for rape"
#188 to #179 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
if she has a fetish for rape, how you gonna rape her in the first place?
#167 to #3 - vladi (09/04/2015) [-]
But why would you record it for anything else then... oh, legal reasons, gotcha.
User avatar #35 to #3 - nickypickle (09/03/2015) [-]
"won" as in 'won in court'? because once you get tried its over. reputation is everything, and you're not gonna have one after you get tried.
#88 to #35 - sirpnie (09/04/2015) [-]
Implying I have a reputation right now?
User avatar #99 to #88 - flemsdfer (09/04/2015) [-]
You get one. A reputation for being "the guy who raped that girl and the court let him go free".
User avatar #105 to #88 - Zyklone (09/04/2015) [-]
& sex*
User avatar #19 to #3 - jackylblack (09/03/2015) [-]
That's because every story where it couldn't be proven, the man is convicted as a rapist.

And who wants to defend proven rapists? No one.

The dark figure of cases where this happens has to be incredibly high in the USA.
#93 to #19 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
you do know that actual rape victims don't always see their rapist get convicted right? It's not just a girl crying and everyone just calls him guilty and throws him in jail.
#95 to #93 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
I would rather see 100 guilty men go free than see an innocent man go to jail
#150 to #95 - kenbizzle (09/04/2015) [-]
That's a bit excessive don't you think? Both cases are pretty horrible.
User avatar #98 to #95 - hoponthefeelstrain (09/04/2015) [-]
so you'd rather ruin the lives of infinite more victims than ruin the life of one poor sob? Like I get no one should be falsely imprisoned, but I'd rather 1 person just get a ****** deal than have a 100 murderers on the loose.
#145 to #98 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
You're the kinda guy that would say 1 person should die for the "greater good" and then wouldn't kill them himself.
#157 to #145 - scozie (09/04/2015) [-]
Man you just made me rethink like all of my morals.

**** .
#151 to #98 - myjunk (09/04/2015) [-]
>infinite more victims
There's your first fallacy
User avatar #177 to #151 - hoponthefeelstrain (09/04/2015) [-]
well letting loose 100 murderers gives you the chance to have a lot more victims than the 1 victim that is the guy wrongfully in jail.
User avatar #204 to #177 - naomabobian (09/05/2015) [-]
But they don't have to be murderers. They could just be a bunch of petty thieves
#205 to #98 - anon (09/05/2015) [-]
that makes no sense. Every time an innocent person goes to jail, a guilty person goes free.
#100 to #98 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
I think he's just quoting Dwight from the office.
#124 to #100 - shadowvision (09/04/2015) [-]
What anon said is the basis of "innocent until proven guilty." Without that you have a ******* lynching. Literally.
#180 to #93 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**The problem is that we don't know who is an actual victim or not so how would you know any better? If it was easy to figure out then we wouldn't be in this mess, adding to that the fact that some women are trifling bitches doesn't help the cause.

IMHO they need to make strict laws that incarcerate women who are proven to be liars beyond reasonable doubt.
User avatar #171 to #19 - clubmaster (09/04/2015) [-]
Thats not true at all. Rape cases are some of the hardest cases to get convictions for because the evidence is usually lacking
#41 to #3 - myjunk (09/03/2015) [-]
She has to consent into recording the encounter too, if she doesn't it is still a criminal offence.
But if you ask that before the first sexytime, your chances are more cripled than Timmy and Jimmy
#79 to #41 - leoldtroll (09/04/2015) [-]
well with recording audio the law differs by state
User avatar #25 to #3 - sweetnothings (09/03/2015) [-]
didn't they just recently market an app for this? You have to video the person in good lighting clearly saying "Yes, I want to have sex with ______." and I think there were a few other things to ensure full consent was documented.
User avatar #34 to #25 - rubixium (09/03/2015) [-]
Thing is, if you whip something like that out its probably gonna be a deal breaker.
User avatar #132 to #34 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
I'd rather not get laid than get ****** .
#136 to #132 - saxmo (09/04/2015) [-]
>id rather not get laid than get ******
wut?
somtimes you have to get ****** instead of laid bro. Maybe she wants it rough.
User avatar #143 to #136 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
I mean laid=sex
****** =lawsuit
#144 to #143 - saxmo (09/04/2015) [-]
Well yea if you **** her too hard you bet there will be a lawsuit. No need to assault the pussi b0ss
#211 to #132 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
What I do is I turn my phone on video, then lay it face down so its still recording. Then I clearly ask, a few times, if shes okay with ths, still wants to go through with it, etc. Then lowkey stop recording after, and have it on a backup just in case.
#38 to #25 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
Consent isn't a single yes at some point during the night it's ongoing.
If they say stop and you don't it's rape.
They can't call it rape after the fact though.
Still, that app is pointless.
User avatar #71 to #38 - idkwhatthatmeans (09/04/2015) [-]
Dont know why this guy is getting thumbed down, its true.

Even if a woman fully consents prior to sex and then halfway through it she changes her mind and you dont stop, the law will smack its might feminist hand on your life.
User avatar #199 to #71 - timmywankenobi (09/04/2015) [-]
It's true a young man in Illinois was found guilty of rape because after the girl siad stop he took 4-5 seconds to fully stop and withdraw his penis from her vagina and the feminists who payed her legal fees argued anything more then a 1 second delay is rape.
#201 to #199 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
That's kinda ****** up man. You got the article for that?
Can't imagine going to prison cause I took a couple seconds to realize she wanted me to stop when I'm in the middle of it.

******* scary that feminists will go out of their way just to get men locked up for such things, it's not like he had evil intentions, even going as far as to pay her court fees..
And the fact the girl went through with it, feels like it might have been a plot just to get him locked up.
User avatar #202 to #201 - timmywankenobi (09/04/2015) [-]
I used to have a link to a local news paper that talked about it but it was on my old computer that died so I lost it , and I haven't been able to find it again. It didn't really get any media coverage so info on it is pretty scarce.
User avatar #197 to #25 - timmywankenobi (09/04/2015) [-]
It wont hold up in court because the girl just has to say she said and sign the document under duress.
#121 to #25 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Why don't we start using legal agreements in writing where both parties have to sign to prove that they consent. Cmon **** like this is just retarded.
User avatar #74 to #3 - ridivey (09/04/2015) [-]
>posting sexual advice on funnyjunk
>implying anyone here will ever get laid
User avatar #21 to #3 - gittons (09/03/2015) [-]
gotta hate living in a world where every casual sexually experience you have has to be full of
evidence that you are not in fact a rapist.
#84 to #3 - Freelon (09/04/2015) [-]
damn right
User avatar #90 to #84 - oubliette (09/04/2015) [-]
she hot
User avatar #49 to #3 - rabbithabbit (09/04/2015) [-]
"Before we start, just sign this form real quick.."
Um, okay? Here.
"Okay nice, now can I get a thumb print?"
What?
"Please."
Fine, whatever, here.
"Cool, now lets get your filmed consent on video real quick."
What?
"P- Please."

The man was then sentence to 20 years in prison because the girl had a sip of beer before hand.
User avatar #51 to #49 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
all you can do is pray she's not a bitch
#55 to #51 - dreygur (09/04/2015) [-]
Well, we do know that beastiality is illegal.
#166 to #55 - funnyhard (09/04/2015) [-]
Not in Germany. Only if you tape and intend to publish it.
User avatar #195 to #166 - stolzejungfrau (09/04/2015) [-]
it is illegal in germany. many people drive to denmark to animal sex farms because of it.
#1 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
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What raped me.
#173 to #1 - selfdestructo ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
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**selfdestructo rolled image**I feel sorry for you man. i got raped by
#18 to #1 - mrwalkerfour (09/03/2015) [-]
that roll
User avatar #137 to #1 - animedudej (09/04/2015) [-]
is that the isis pride parade?
#64 to #1 - pistachioofdoom (09/04/2015) [-]
Ambience music for y'all.
User avatar #118 to #64 - savageoro (09/04/2015) [-]
for the emperor!
#116 to #64 - urmomsagrot ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Pistachioofdoom I am gonna have to ask for the sauce on that. Ill take that ambience
User avatar #131 to #116 - summerizer (09/04/2015) [-]
Awaken or the Pillar Men Theme from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
User avatar #135 to #131 - urmomsagrot ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
You're a god among men
User avatar #77 to #1 - crackalacking (09/04/2015) [-]
Thatuserhesrollbending.jpg
User avatar #17 to #1 - dangler (09/03/2015) [-]
Yeesh. Doesn't get much worse than getting raped by Raiders fans.
User avatar #22 to #17 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2015) [-]
Why would Raiders fans need to rape someone if they get ****** every game?
User avatar #57 to #1 - minecraftmemes (09/04/2015) [-]
Jackass has gone gayer over the years
#91 to #1 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
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What raped me.
User avatar #48 to #1 - smellyboner (09/04/2015) [-]
Looks like the gay version of the bad guys from mad max
User avatar #52 to #48 - augustusxxiv (09/04/2015) [-]
Just as gay, but more tan.
User avatar #58 to #1 - redtoa (09/04/2015) [-]
Looks like your anus just got
Raided
User avatar #5 to #1 - renthius (09/03/2015) [-]
One of the best rolls I have ever seen.
#2 to #1 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
holy **** .
#4 to #2 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**Anon is happy he came out as Anon. Secret is safe Anon
#106 to #1 - crackerstacker (09/04/2015) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #1 - tzukaza ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
a valid roll
#44 to #1 - krayon ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
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**krayon rolled image** TFW when you probably have AIDS
#114 to #44 - salvyr (09/04/2015) [-]
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Nice roll
User avatar #6 - sasoriofsand (09/03/2015) [-]
I dont think i have ever seen the original comic, its always just been edits
User avatar #154 to #6 - rockerrocksixty ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
here you go: www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2891
it's actually a sweet story and a fulfilling conclusion to a long story arc that basically sums down to "will they **** ?!". long story short: yes. they **** . also, she used to be a guy but has been post-op the entire time she's been in the comic. jeph was actually pretty scared about putting her in the comic because he was worried that the sjws would murder him if he got her wrong. turns out he did a pretty good job cause he hasn't been murdered yet and i actually like claire as a character.
#175 to #154 - inergio (09/04/2015) [-]
Don´t try to fool me, that is clearly a edit.
User avatar #42 to #6 - caesarslegion (09/03/2015) [-]
It's funny because the original is about a dude who is okay with his 'girl'friend having a penis and he claims he's not gay.
User avatar #138 to #42 - klina (09/04/2015) [-]
It might be because Jacques is an idiot, but I'll be damned if Marten isn't the gayest ****** ever.
User avatar #26 to #6 - thatonesmartdude (09/03/2015) [-]
I want to say the original is about a guy who's dating a MTF transgender person. They're making out, it's getting hot & heavy, and she says stops him. She says, "Wait, before we go any further..." She takes off all of her clothes and says, "This is me." The guy pauses and says something to the effect of "You're beautiful," his point being that he is capable of looking past the fact that his girlfriend technically has a penis.
#33 to #26 - tonyredgrave (09/03/2015) [-]
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**tonyredgrave rolled image** Technically? You either have one or you don't man.
#36 to #33 - satansferret (09/03/2015) [-]
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**satansferret rolled image** Thank you.
User avatar #50 to #33 - thefates (09/04/2015) [-]
That's exactly what "technically" means though... I mean sure it was redundant but it wasn't wrong.
User avatar #75 to #26 - Sperit (09/04/2015) [-]
kind of a dick move to not say anything till they are about-to sex
User avatar #82 to #75 - Phantomgal (09/04/2015) [-]
He knew way before they started dating
User avatar #92 to #82 - Sperit (09/04/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #47 to #26 - iloveburzum (09/04/2015) [-]
Haha, capable of looking past the fact his girlfriend has a penis.

You mean that he's about to **** a dude.
#56 to #47 - thefates (09/04/2015) [-]
A sexy dude.
User avatar #67 to #66 - iloveburzum (09/04/2015) [-]
You are a dragon, a great fiery god, that flies high, and finds me no matter where i roam.
User avatar #68 to #67 - keatontheghostfox (09/04/2015) [-]
How'd you know?
User avatar #70 to #68 - iloveburzum (09/04/2015) [-]
Instinct.
User avatar #182 to #26 - thegreentornado (09/04/2015) [-]
Nah, nah, he said something along these lines:
*Ahem*
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#165 - delahk ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 - kiaserzerg (09/03/2015) [-]
and this is why im getting a 700 dollar renamon **** plush.
User avatar #37 to #32 - satansferret (09/03/2015) [-]
just wait a couple years and get a sex bot brah.
User avatar #39 to #37 - hopporto ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
hookerbots?
User avatar #40 to #39 - satansferret (09/03/2015) [-]
yes but don't return it.
#15 - evenfurtherbeyond (09/03/2015) [-]
I can understand a feminist cunt being stupid, but how are the people who made it through law school so stupid about it?
User avatar #87 to #86 - brobathehutt (09/04/2015) [-]
What's that from
User avatar #104 to #87 - keltainenlumi (09/04/2015) [-]
engaged to the unidentified
User avatar #119 to #104 - brobathehutt (09/04/2015) [-]
You're the hero I need but not the one I deserve or some ****
User avatar #125 to #120 - brobathehutt (09/04/2015) [-]
Only if you want it to be bby
User avatar #16 to #15 - sarcasmgasm (09/03/2015) [-]
"BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM, IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM"
User avatar #31 to #16 - kiaserzerg (09/03/2015) [-]
**** cicero
#27 to #15 - lostlust (09/03/2015) [-]
I don't think you understand how lawyers work. Lawyers have to try and defend their client no matter what retarded **** they had done or how wrong they are and have to try and attack the opposition even if they did nothing wrong and obviously innocent. It is their job.
#23 - darkrush (09/03/2015) [-]
In all honesty, this post had me crying. Reversing the comic changes the meaning entirely.
User avatar #149 to #23 - badgersnacks (09/04/2015) [-]
can some one link the original i have never seen it
User avatar #187 to #149 - rmoran (09/04/2015) [-]
>>#154,
#59 to #23 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
such a faggoty comic, does she have a shlong or a mangledgina
#60 to #59 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
tranny.
User avatar #169 to #23 - zerotzallander (09/04/2015) [-]
"how do I sex?"
#53 to #7 - rabbithabbit (09/04/2015) [-]
From what I made out from the video I thought she actually had some good points and her ideas were pretty rational.

For example she mentioned that women shouldn't have special rights when it comes to custody over children. She talked about how husbands shouldn't be portrayed as clumsy meatheads in commercials while wives are the confident problem solvers. Men shouldn't pay alimony and everything like that.

Now, before you make a lampshade out of my foreskin I agree that the way she presented her argument was ridiculously edgy and annoying to listen to. If she said the same **** she wrote down but was chill about it maybe more people would back her up.
User avatar #107 to #53 - urfunnyman (09/04/2015) [-]
i think the reason ost if not some are angry at her is because of like you said how she presented her argument especailly going out of her way to stop a MRA meeting which was irational in my opinion (red thumbs ahoy)

plus i don't exactly like her way of presenting her protest nor do i support attacking people of their personal belief like in her two videos against those to priests. all the were doing was spreading their faith to who ever wanted to listen even though no one really was. And that she can be rude in arguments as well kinda like the presidential campaign in the state of Washington with whats his nuts and those two black chicks who got on stage and forced him to leave
User avatar #164 to #107 - rabbithabbit (09/04/2015) [-]
My bad, she sounds like a hoe.

**** that bitch.
#63 to #53 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Yep. I don't understand what happened with that either.
#155 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
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#83 - ladyrazor (09/04/2015) [-]
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**ladyrazor rolled image** what rapped me.
User avatar #186 to #83 - willindor ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
You got ****** by the long dick of the law
User avatar #184 to #83 - thegreentornado (09/04/2015) [-]
Go ahead, call the police.... They can't- oh wait!
User avatar #103 to #83 - secretdestroyers (09/04/2015) [-]
Are you black?
#76 - skyrimsword (09/04/2015) [-]
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**skyrimsword rolled image** Mfw I get accused of rape
User avatar #78 to #76 - formidableguy (09/04/2015) [-]
1) SGA content is always an instant thumb up!

2) Sweet Roll
#46 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
#189 to #46 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2015) [-]
You gonna tell us or what?
#128 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**What I raped
#111 - mmfan (09/04/2015) [-]
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**mmfan rolled image**What raped me
User avatar #133 to #111 - mrdudemanguyperson (09/04/2015) [-]
Ooh, tough luck
User avatar #176 - AreyouSerious (09/04/2015) [-]
Why are you giving me nightmares.

also what's the ******* logic to this, ladies. That's like going to a restaurant, ordering a steak, eating it, then saying it sucks and tell the cops about how that restaurant robbed you.
#28 - kurtwolfe (09/03/2015) [-]
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**kurtwolfe rolled image** Its the litttle mermaide
#208 - sesshii (09/11/2015) [-]
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Jumping on the wagon here.
What raped meh.
User avatar #65 - macacobr (09/04/2015) [-]
A girl who likes you wouldn't do that. Beware with whom you relate to.
User avatar #112 to #65 - buddywuggle (09/04/2015) [-]
People do this as a means of gaining money. Male or female these days.
User avatar #209 to #112 - buddywuggle (09/18/2015) [-]
For the one red thumber out there. I'm saying that people out there can be determined to make money, and they become greater and more patient actors. I was saying that it is difficult to tell who is good and who isn't. The male or female thing is saying that it used to be a female thing and now males have joined the art.
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