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#2 - twoderrick ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
well when a woman gets burned at the stake and comes back to life then we'll call it a miracle
User avatar #106 to #2 - xxdigitalxx (08/27/2015) [-]
*witchcraft
#80 to #2 - beslina (08/27/2015) [-]
or a witch
#55 to #2 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
you do know that never happened right? you know people lie on the internet right? you think it was any different back then? worse even? people lie bro, and other suckers actually believe it. but if they're happy then idc man.
#125 to #55 - riftie (08/27/2015) [-]
Go away anon
User avatar #111 to #55 - lotengo ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
>you know people lie on the internet right?
>you think it was any different back then?

They didnt have internet back then ya bloody wanker
User avatar #105 to #55 - satansferret (08/27/2015) [-]
No, I'm sure they got burned.
#89 to #55 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
you honestly don't seem very happy.
User avatar #83 to #55 - nickypickle ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
can you shut the **** up?
#165 to #83 - duvallwhitey (08/27/2015) [-]
Honestly the best comment ive ever seen on Funnyjunk ever.
#15 to #2 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
I'm here to warn you that you just posted Homestuck.
User avatar #58 to #15 - thycupcake ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
holy **** that picture is well drawn
#70 to #58 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
It's a fan-edited version of this Dave Strider picture, which was commissioned by Hussie for the Cascade animation. (So basically fan art of fan art.)

It is really well done though. You can get edits of most characters in this pose.
User avatar #53 to #15 - hxhmaniac (08/27/2015) [-]
whats homestuck and why does tumblr ride it up its ass
User avatar #75 to #53 - Byte (08/27/2015) [-]
it's cringe worthy garbage.
User avatar #78 to #75 - hxhmaniac (08/27/2015) [-]
i think >>#64 explained it better
User avatar #84 to #78 - nickypickle ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
still cringe worthy garbage tho
#64 to #53 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
Homestuck is a fantasy/humour/adventure Webcomic about four kids who, for lack of a better term, get trapped in a video game. They need to beat monsters and solve puzzles to level up and unlock their super powers, all in the hopes of beating the game and claiming "The Ultimate Reward". You can read this massive work of multi-media shenanigans here. www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901

Tumblr rides it up the ass because pic related. Aliens are a thing in Homestuck, and these ones are called Trolls. There are about 24 trolls, 12 boys and 12 girls, and all of them are bisexual, thanks to their VERY weird Biology (they are technically insects).

So when you take 24 charecters, all with developed personalities, who can be paired up with anyone else, you get Tumblrs' wet dream. It's like what they do with Steven Universe, but 5x bigger, in that they devise crazy pairings of who loves who. Also like Steven Universe, Tumblr loves to draw their own OC's(do not steal), usually pictures of themselves with orange horns. This gets annoying fast, obviously. Paired with the fact that any "Boy Troll X Girl Troll" pairing gets tossed aside in favour of homosexual pairings, because **** heterosexuals, right?
#153 to #64 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
But aside from that, it's actually pretty interesting.

Time consuming, but Interesting.

Music's pretty great too.
#134 to #64 - toaofmemory (08/27/2015) [-]
It's a nightmare...
#136 to #134 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
We Homestuck use the term HorrorTerror.
#170 to #167 - homestuckxplain (08/28/2015) [-]
Can't stop the Terrors from the Void, puny human.

We hunger.
#172 to #170 - toaofmemory (08/28/2015) [-]
Think so, huh?
#173 to #172 - homestuckxplain (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, I do think so. Wanna take this outside?
#174 to #173 - toaofmemory (08/28/2015) [-]
IT'S SHOWTIME!! Come on!
#176 to #174 - homestuckxplain (08/28/2015) [-]
Cute. A sword versus various Eldritch Abominations.
#121 to #64 - enslavedyouth (08/27/2015) [-]
It does sound fairly interesting.

The way you put it suggests that everyone hates it just 'cause "lol **** tumblr" without having a clue what it actually is about.
Yes, yes. I am also aware of annoying fans who happen to be a minority at comic cons etc etc etc which kinda started the hate trend.
#113 to #64 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
informative, 10/10 would refer to a friend
#65 to #64 - hxhmaniac (08/27/2015) [-]
i know what im not reading anytime soon
User avatar #100 to #65 - fishhitler (08/27/2015) [-]
Well understand that the story itself though it takes ages to hit the main story it's very gripping once you have. Also everyone acknowledges that the tumblr kid is annoying as all hell. Just avoid the fandom like I have and it's pretty ******* cool.
#66 to #65 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but it does have its good points too. Pretty solid music, around ~2 hours of flash animations and loads of jokes, a fair amount directed at Tumblrs' expense. One of the Troll characters introduced very late into the story IS Tumblr, and he's one of the least likable characters.
User avatar #71 to #66 - thycupcake ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Walls of useless red text are the best
#72 to #71 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
You HAVE to read all of it, because there are triggers in it, and the trigger police will kill you if you don't help put trigger warnings on EVERYTHING.
User avatar #49 to #15 - dukeofmordor (08/27/2015) [-]
what does that mean?
#57 to #49 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
It means the picture he posted showed a character from Homestuck, specifically the main charecter, John Egbert.   
   
Homestuck is known to be pretty "cancerous" by a lot of people, for various reasons, but some like it. I guess it's sort of like My Little Pony in that regard.    
   
www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 You can read it here. Beware, it's quite long! In terms of word count, it's probably in the Top 10 longest stories of all time.
It means the picture he posted showed a character from Homestuck, specifically the main charecter, John Egbert.

Homestuck is known to be pretty "cancerous" by a lot of people, for various reasons, but some like it. I guess it's sort of like My Little Pony in that regard.

www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 You can read it here. Beware, it's quite long! In terms of word count, it's probably in the Top 10 longest stories of all time.
#25 to #15 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Then I'll be saving that picture.
Then I'll be saving that picture.
#27 to #25 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
Have fun with it!
Have fun with it!
User avatar #24 to #15 - twoderrick ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
well i won't be using that image again then
#18 to #15 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
no one knows that until you point that out
just as the fact if someone rolls a pony pic and no ones its a pony pic then its fine pony being humanized or a cropped scene
User avatar #19 to #18 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
"rolls" a pony picture vs "post" a homestuck.

He CHOSE to post that. I'm merely warning him that FJ doesn't like Homestuck, and that he should be careful in his selection of reaction pics.

Don't beleive me? Check the red thumbs I get on >>#15

#21 to #19 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
your face is a homestuck
User avatar #22 to #21 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
My EVERYTHING is a Homestuck. My name is Homestuckxplain!

I chose this life. He didn't. I'm warning him about his mistakes.
#23 to #22 - arteries ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
okay what is it already
#26 to #23 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
Homestuck? A fantasy/humour/adventure webcomic about 4 kids who play a computer game that alters reality. They travel to different dimensions, fight, solve puzzles, prank each other, level up, forge weapons, develop super-powers (Time Travel OP) and try not to die TOO often.

You can read it here. www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901

It's got an art-style that flip flops between decent, terrible and repetitive, a REALLY complicated storyline, (There are combinations of prophecies, time-traveling, riddles and religions around many things, which the readers have to unravel) and one of the most diverse forms of media I've ever seen. To tell it's story, it uses Chat-Logs, normal text, comic form, flash videos, top-down walkarounds and even side-scrolling fighting mini-games. You can happily be reading a Chat-Log only to be interrupted by a mini-game that won't let you continue reading until you beat it.

Finally, it has LOADS of charecters. There are sections of the story where you will be following around 20 fully developed charecters at a time, who are lost and replaced from a total cast of around 70 in total.

Nobody likes it because it's way too complicated for it's own good, and Tumblr attacks anyone who says it has faults.
User avatar #45 to #26 - relvel ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Not to mention its amazing soundtrack.
#61 to #45 - thycupcake ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
The Alterniabound soundtrack makes me so happy

[S] Rex Duodecim Angelus the flash someone made for Rex Duodecim Angelus is top tier
User avatar #76 to #61 - homestuckxplain (08/27/2015) [-]
After Us

Sorry, but in terms of Flash Animations, After Us is the Top Tier. It's all done by one person, so you don't get the changing art-styles like in Red Duodecim Angelus. (I will admit, that Vriska section is the BEST THERE IS.)

My favourite upcoming piece is www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ3KO4A1Y74
Look at it! That Pre-Bec Noir is amazing.
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