Femawhat?. . Women: The Last Action Hero Women are badass, No, really. Men wake up in a puddle of blood and panic. Women wake up in a puddle attuned and just sa
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Women: The Last Action Hero
Women are badass, No, really. Men wake up in a puddle of blood and
panic. Women wake up in a puddle attuned and just say, " **** ! I
have to laundry AGAIN.."
Because the men are being shot in Iraq while YOU lust in your own filth
Sick burn
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Submitted: 07/15/2014
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User avatar #1 - Zaxplab (07/15/2014) [+] (20 replies)
She actually had a joke, but then this guy has to be a reverse femenist. :I
User avatar #3 to #1 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [-]
She made a joke, he made a counter-joke.
Calm them tits av lean back and have a lulz.
Internet is not serious biz.
#20 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I woke up in a puddle of blood once, it's not that bad, I was pretty calm about it.

Sure do miss my dick though.
#55 - thespartanlegend (07/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**thespartanlegend rolled image** feminism in a picture...
#7 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Women serve in Iraq too... It's not just the men who sign up anymore
User avatar #10 to #7 - heartlessrobot (07/15/2014) [-]
Not allowed in combat roles.
#2 - mudkipftw (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this guy
this guy
User avatar #50 - leafonthewind (07/15/2014) [+] (12 replies)
"oh wow I have adapted to a natural bodily function and that makes me a badass"
User avatar #63 - landerp (07/15/2014) [-]
Men are badass. No, really. Women wake up with a huge raging boner and freak out. Men wake up with a huge raging boner and just fapfapfapfapfap
#140 - allysonwonderland (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It's not a 						*******					 puddle of blood. We are not that metal. Jesus Christ, we bleed from our vaginas and it kind of sucks.
It's not a ******* puddle of blood. We are not that metal. Jesus Christ, we bleed from our vaginas and it kind of sucks.
User avatar #48 - lolollo (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's actually amazing what humanity can put up with so long as there's an explanation for it.

Woke up in a puddle of your own blood? That's just mother nature.
Your head feels fuzzy and you think you might die? That's just a cold.
Your stomach feels like it's about to burst? Just gas.
Neighbors going missing and you think you might be next? You'll be fine so long as you're a good natured, blonde haired, blue eyed German...
#28 - dontknowmeatall (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When a man wakes up in a puddle of blood he's dying.
#70 - kinginyellow (07/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
No **** I'll wake up in a puddle of blood and panic because that's not supposed to happen to guys. That's like saying you're not afraid to poop, natural body functions aren't the same as cutting yourself open somewhere and bleeding out.
User avatar #114 - cazabrow ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Well I'd think it'd be pretty damn normal to panic if you wake up with blood in your sheets if you don't own a vagina
#103 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That was stupid because if us guys wake up in a puddle of blood that means something is seriously wrong. while for women it means everything is seriously right.
That was stupid because if us guys wake up in a puddle of blood that means something is seriously wrong. while for women it means everything is seriously right.
User avatar #26 - larfang (07/15/2014) [+] (15 replies)
This **** honestly irritates me. Okay girls have periods...who cares? Sure men don't have them but it's nothing to get hyped about and to use as a way to say "oh look at us women, we bleed out our vaginas so that makes us better than men because we are strong". I'm lucky that I don't have to worry about that girl **** thank god for birth control arm implants but when I did have my shark week, I never went around complaining or putting down men just because they don't go through the same **** . Women have their own personal natural **** , and men have theirs;
end of story. But of course this all makes sense because Tumblr

TL;DR Tumblr bitches are ******* stupid
#79 - bluwizard (07/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**bluwizard rolled image** when i wake up surrounded by blood
**bluwizard rolled image** when i wake up surrounded by blood
User avatar #101 to #91 - clavatninenine (07/16/2014) [-]
LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, ED BOYS
#73 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Honestly, as much as it 						*******					 hurts I would rather take periods over boners. If what guys tell me is true, I would rather bleed for 5 days straight over have my dick do an impression of a pop up book when I get scared, excited, exercise, see someone attractive, stare at children, sacrifice goats to the devil and just living my life.
Honestly, as much as it ******* hurts I would rather take periods over boners. If what guys tell me is true, I would rather bleed for 5 days straight over have my dick do an impression of a pop up book when I get scared, excited, exercise, see someone attractive, stare at children, sacrifice goats to the devil and just living my life.
#9 - doombunni (07/15/2014) [-]
If it's your time of the month and you wake up in a puddle of blood, you start flippin the **** out. It's not a geyser ya'll
#146 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
Mabye cause we aren't supposed to bleed in the middle of the night?
#77 - jsrf (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - soule (07/15/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I'm sure there are plenty of women who would be being shot in Iraq as well if they were allowed to.
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