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User avatar #18 - drynix ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
21 (22 soon)
Male
Rotterdam (Netherlands)
The fact that my wife is still in a coma
Nothing I can due but visit her in the hospital and wait for her to wake up. She is stable and the doctors told me she will surely wake up later this week. So untill then I hang arround here to keep my mind a bit clear.

And yes, I married at the age of 20. We were together for 9 years then.
#2340 to #18 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
What can i say, im an asshole
sorry man
User avatar #2313 to #18 - anepicnub (07/23/2014) [-]
You better give an update when she comes to, you hear?
User avatar #1909 to #18 - sphincterface (07/23/2014) [-]
I'll have you and your wife in my thoughts and prayers...it's going to be alright bud.
User avatar #1880 to #18 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
wow. that just depressed the hell out of me. best wishes, man
#1664 to #18 - thelastelephant ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1188 to #18 - chimpaflimp (07/22/2014) [-]
How long has she been in it for?
User avatar #1330 to #1188 - drynix ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
3 weeks as of today.
User avatar #1804 to #1330 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/23/2014) [-]
That's bad... She is either dead or disabled now.
#2414 to #1804 - teamritchie (07/23/2014) [-]
**** that, you have no idea of her medical situation - why is she in a coma? Was it induced, has she just had surgery?, was it an accident?. As someone who has worked with people in comas I can say with 100% certainty you are an uniformed jackass.
User avatar #1941 to #1804 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
Dude what the ****

ya just don't tell a ***** that
User avatar #1050 to #18 - nightlynutria (07/22/2014) [-]
good luck man
User avatar #1011 to #18 - mendelevium ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
did you...
Did you...
Did you get to **** her recently?
#985 to #18 - holymackarel (07/22/2014) [-]
You have my condolences. 11 years is pretty impressive. Hope she wakes up soon.
#975 to #18 - olioh (07/22/2014) [-]
aww 						****					 man, i wish you and her the very best and quick recovery, it all will be allright!
aww **** man, i wish you and her the very best and quick recovery, it all will be allright!
#918 to #18 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
Very sorry to hear you're facing such a difficult situation in life man. Really hope it ends well for you both, stay well.
#444 to #18 - mungeholio (07/22/2014) [-]
I cant begin to imagine how you must feel, but keep positive man, all will work out soon enough and you'll be back together like you should be
User avatar #437 to #18 - wunderlichh (07/22/2014) [-]
Da's best wel heavy, veel sterkte man...
#392 to #18 - greedtheavaricious (07/22/2014) [-]
Together since age 11? Dude... that's something.

Stay strong, brother. I don't really believe in any gods, but I'll still send out a silent prayer.
User avatar #387 to #18 - drperzik (07/22/2014) [-]
Sterkte bro
#360 to #18 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
what a way to thumbwhore,tell a sad lie and everyone gives thumbs to cheer you up
#701 to #360 - mulletisha (07/22/2014) [-]
if you dont have something nice to say dont say anything at all
#356 to #18 - drynix ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Went out for some dinner, came back to see all these nice things.   
   
Cheers people, you are the best! Have my favorite gif as a small thank you. 'tis but all I can do atm.   
   
 Diedede, wetpantslol, itsthetie, reqiuem, reallybadchicken and serveral anons, you guys are the best!
Went out for some dinner, came back to see all these nice things.

Cheers people, you are the best! Have my favorite gif as a small thank you. 'tis but all I can do atm.

Diedede, wetpantslol, itsthetie, reqiuem, reallybadchicken and serveral anons, you guys are the best!
User avatar #557 to #356 - itsthetie ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
No problem dude, I sincerely hope you and your wife's life turns awesome soon. Have a good one!
#310 to #18 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #305 to #18 - diedede (07/22/2014) [-]
Put music in her room classical and as other said, tell her how was your day and how much you love her.
I hope she wakes up soon
#228 to #18 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
you should always talk to her when you visit her. tell her how your day was and other stuff about whats going on in your life. Many nurses say that people who are in coma can hear you and sometimes even remember someone talking to them.
User avatar #142 to #18 - wetpantslol (07/22/2014) [-]
Chin up bro, hope all is resolved happily soon!
User avatar #102 to #18 - itsthetie ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
**** dude, I hope she recovers. Good luck to ya
User avatar #86 to #18 - reqiuem ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Sterkte man !!
User avatar #72 to #18 - ajrdts (07/22/2014) [-]
Were 8 and a half of those 9 years spent with her in a coma?
#87 to #72 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
Thanks for the comment , I literally burst into my hand.
#54 to #18 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
Hope everything goes well for you two man.
User avatar #33 to #18 - limb (07/22/2014) [-]
How did she get in a coma?
User avatar #38 to #33 - drynix ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
She was driving home from her work/internship and got rammed by a truck.
User avatar #46 to #38 - limb (07/22/2014) [-]
How hard did he ram her?
User avatar #403 to #46 - greedtheavaricious (07/22/2014) [-]
That was really not funny.
User avatar #762 to #403 - newforomador (07/22/2014) [-]
He might not have been trying to be funny. He could've just been wondering how fast the truck was going when it hit her, since that is a pretty important detail when talking about car crashes.
User avatar #1010 to #762 - greedtheavaricious (07/22/2014) [-]
Okay, you got a point.
User avatar #93 to #46 - magicalsteve (07/22/2014) [-]
If the circumstances were different that might be funny, but that was just a dick move
User avatar #52 to #46 - drynix ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I don't know man. I was at home, got a call from the hospital that she was there.

Don't know the full details of what happened. And frankly, I don't want to know either. I don't want images there which is void currently.

I know it happened and that is bad enough as is.
User avatar #428 to #52 - limb (07/22/2014) [-]
That sucks. I wish you good luck and I hope your wife returns to good health.
#57 to #52 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm sorry buddy, I hope things go back to normal
User avatar #27 to #18 - flyingfeces (07/22/2014) [-]
Rotterdam represent!
Eerste persoon waarvan ik weet dat hij ook uit Rotterdam komt
User avatar #755 to #27 - keyebaus (07/22/2014) [-]
m'n oma komt uit rotterdam
User avatar #24 to #18 - reallybadchicken (07/22/2014) [-]
Good luck, man. I hope your wife rises out of the coma soon, and you can live happily once more.
#43 to #24 - drynix ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Cheers buddy.

Have a lil dreamy pic
#382 to #43 - reallybadchicken (07/22/2014) [-]
Here's a lil hope for you.
#187 to #43 - elricmiless **User deleted account** (07/22/2014) [-]
fixed for FunnyJunk background color
User avatar #359 to #187 - drynix ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Awesome, saving it. Thanks for that one!
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