Feels Orc, Man. Giraffe Porn. playing Skyrim appalling to Ivarstead, gotta climb throat of the world Old Orc," ask him what he' s doing he wants a "good death"  Feels Orc Man Giraffe Porn playing Skyrim appalling to Ivarstead gotta climb throat of the world Old " ask him what he' s doing he wants a "good death"
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playing Skyrim
appalling to Ivarstead, gotta climb throat of the world
Old Orc," ask him what he' s doing
he wants a "good death" while he is still strong
Ores find growing old and gray useless
2: -Find option "Perhaps I could give you a good death?"
agrees, unsheaths sword
wiw
kill him, actually slice his head off because of unhanded perk
his body into nearby river which flows right to an {Welsh encampment
ll give him a proper ceremony, I figure
swatch his body flow down the river
up and think of how happy he is now while gazing upon the two moons
time I cried in months
r: -I still looted his body
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - bobthedilder
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(04/14/2014) [-]
>Be playing stealh character   
>Find old orc   
>Talk to him about his honorable death conundrum   
>Stop talking to him   
>Get behind him and slit his throat    
>Dump his body over the side of the bridge with a satisfying plop   
   
MFW an Imperial patrol rolled by a moment later
>Be playing stealh character
>Find old orc
>Talk to him about his honorable death conundrum
>Stop talking to him
>Get behind him and slit his throat
>Dump his body over the side of the bridge with a satisfying plop

MFW an Imperial patrol rolled by a moment later
#2 - canardlucide
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(04/14/2014) [-]
I did not expect that ending. yet it was the most logic.
User avatar #15 to #2 - bigblacknegro
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(04/15/2014) [-]
for the last hour, everything i see tells me to fap..
what do?
User avatar #22 to #15 - Denver
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(04/15/2014) [-]
fap.
User avatar #18 to #15 - liamdurf
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(04/15/2014) [-]
kill urself
User avatar #54 to #15 - ciacheczko
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(04/15/2014) [-]
Fap, kill yourself, then fap again.
User avatar #37 to #15 - legitimately
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(04/15/2014) [-]
fap.
#10 - mcoperator
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(04/14/2014) [-]
that description
#11 to #10 - castereleven
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(04/14/2014) [-]
tis be a beautiful description
tis be a beautiful description
#31 to #11 - anon id: 32bff6d8
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(04/15/2014) [-]
k.
User avatar #16 - spamalope
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Now imagine what that camp will think when they see one of their kind come floating down the river, dead, and his head cut clean off. They're gonna think that it's some kind of ******* message to them that they're in trouble. They're not gonna be like "Oh one of our fallen comrades, let's bury him." They're gonna be like "BY THE ******* NINES WHO THE HELL DID THIS ****!?!? YOU MONSTERS!"
User avatar #51 to #16 - jeezloxxy
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(04/15/2014) [-]
Upon seeing his old and frail body, most of them wouldn't really think that, seeing as an old orc is deemed close to useless in the strongholds. More probably they'd just hope he had an honorable death.
#28 to #16 - Greekkenyan [OP]
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(04/15/2014) [-]
I... Never though of that
I... Never though of that
User avatar #21 to #16 - silverzepher
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(04/15/2014) [-]
most orcs in encampments don't worship the nine
User avatar #20 to #16 - hermaeousmora
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(04/15/2014) [-]
An Orc Stronghold wouldn't say 'by the nine', they'd say 'By Malacath'.
User avatar #24 to #20 - spamalope
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(04/15/2014) [-]
Whatevah
User avatar #62 to #20 - Waro
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(04/15/2014) [-]
Schooled.
User avatar #53 to #20 - Gandalfthewhite
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(04/15/2014) [-]
well i've heard muslims shout out jesus christ in surprise before. Maybe it works like that in Tamriel
#75 to #53 - anon id: 8dd20275
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(04/15/2014) [-]
Jesus is a prophet in Islam too
#17 - iamrealsupersand
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(04/15/2014) [-]
yfw he only has 1 gold on him.
#19 - BloodAwaits
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(04/15/2014) [-]
When I had to kill the Emperor in Skyrim for the Dark Brotherhood that same kind of thing happened. When he turned to face me and said "Do it then!" my character did a beautiful spinning decapitation on first hit and his head just landed on the desk facing towards the door. It was a beautiful moment.
#35 to #19 - fuzzyballs
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User avatar #46 to #35 - walcorn
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(04/15/2014) [-]
He's talking about the Emperor
User avatar #41 to #35 - kokkoderrisch
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(04/15/2014) [-]
He's on a boat.
#59 - limb
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(04/15/2014) [-]
>Walking down road   
>See mercenary   
>Ask where he's going.   
>"None of your business"   
>Tell me or someones going to get hurt.   
>"Oh someones gonna get hurt alright."   
>Saber tooth jumps on his back   
>He gets mauled to death   
HFW
>Walking down road
>See mercenary
>Ask where he's going.
>"None of your business"
>Tell me or someones going to get hurt.
>"Oh someones gonna get hurt alright."
>Saber tooth jumps on his back
>He gets mauled to death
HFW
#55 - pachecodos
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(04/15/2014) [-]
I remember that ork. I too wanted to give him a death he could be proud.

But, fool of me, i forgot i had equiped a sword with a "scare" effect. So, after we started fighting and I hit him, he started to run begging for his live. It was pretty pathetic, I had to chase him shouting "let me kill you, this is what you want!".

Luckily, nobody saw it, so he will remain the brave ork he was in the mind of his loved ones.
#39 - lereturnedtroll
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(04/15/2014) [-]
I propped his body up on a boulder, and let him gaze up at the sky to watch his spirit soar.
R.I.P Old Orc
User avatar #9 - hudis
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(04/14/2014) [-]
I always have these roleplay compulsions when I play Skyrim or other open-world RPGs. I mostly give these orcs some kind of rite of passing, usually by laying them between their kills with a weapon by their side. I also don't loot them. If I play a non-sneaky character, I give lone enemies one swing before I cut them down, for the sake of honour. Giants I stay away from; they may be savage, but they are noble and respectable and deserve to be left alone. These things just make the experience that much more interesting, imo.
#48 to #9 - tehgingaking
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(04/15/2014) [-]
I love to roleplay.
#67 to #9 - sposadox
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(04/15/2014) [-]
I love roleplaying into character like that, but no matter how noble my character is, I will kill and loot everything out of habit. **** son, Giant's Toe don't grow on trees.
#29 to #9 - gloriousthighs
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(04/15/2014) [-]
I like that and usually I'm not evil but the best instances I can think of of me doing similar things were during the Dark Brotherhood questline (It might have just been a time I wanted to kill a woman, can't remember). I had to murder a woman in Dawnstar, I waited for night so she would be asleep in her house, I killed her in her sleep, removed her clothes and stole I believe a valuable ring from her. I then planted that ring on a nearby fisherman so it looked as if he and his people had done the deed. I knew doing that extra stuff wouldn't alter the game but it makes it feel more real and enjoyable. I swear I'm not usually evil.
User avatar #56 to #29 - iamaniceperson
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(04/15/2014) [-]
This class is so overused in reallity.
User avatar #63 to #29 - hudis
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(04/15/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I do that too, though I like to make things look like an accident. Like if I have to kill someone on high ground or in a building with multiple floors, I will use a mace or similar to give them blunt trauma to the head, then throw them off the nearest ledge.