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playing Skyrim
appalling to Ivarstead, gotta climb throat of the world
Old Orc," ask him what he' s doing
he wants a "good death" while he is still strong
Ores find growing old and gray useless
2: -Find option "Perhaps I could give you a good death?"
agrees, unsheaths sword
wiw
kill him, actually slice his head off because of unhanded perk
his body into nearby river which flows right to an {Welsh encampment
ll give him a proper ceremony, I figure
swatch his body flow down the river
up and think of how happy he is now while gazing upon the two moons
time I cried in months
r: -I still looted his body
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#5 - bobthedilder (04/14/2014) [-]
>Be playing stealh character   
>Find old orc   
>Talk to him about his honorable death conundrum   
>Stop talking to him   
>Get behind him and slit his throat    
>Dump his body over the side of the bridge with a satisfying plop   
   
MFW an Imperial patrol rolled by a moment later
>Be playing stealh character
>Find old orc
>Talk to him about his honorable death conundrum
>Stop talking to him
>Get behind him and slit his throat
>Dump his body over the side of the bridge with a satisfying plop

MFW an Imperial patrol rolled by a moment later
#2 - canardlucide (04/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I did not expect that ending. yet it was the most logic.
#10 - mcoperator (04/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
that description
User avatar #16 - spamalope (04/15/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Now imagine what that camp will think when they see one of their kind come floating down the river, dead, and his head cut clean off. They're gonna think that it's some kind of ******* message to them that they're in trouble. They're not gonna be like "Oh one of our fallen comrades, let's bury him." They're gonna be like "BY THE ******* NINES WHO THE HELL DID THIS **** !?!? YOU MONSTERS!"
User avatar #20 to #16 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
An Orc Stronghold wouldn't say 'by the nine', they'd say 'By Malacath'.
#17 - iamrealsupersand (04/15/2014) [-]
yfw he only has 1 gold on him.
#19 - BloodAwaits (04/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
When I had to kill the Emperor in Skyrim for the Dark Brotherhood that same kind of thing happened. When he turned to face me and said "Do it then!" my character did a beautiful spinning decapitation on first hit and his head just landed on the desk facing towards the door. It was a beautiful moment.
#59 - limb (04/15/2014) [-]
>Walking down road   
>See mercenary   
>Ask where he's going.   
>"None of your business"   
>Tell me or someones going to get hurt.   
>"Oh someones gonna get hurt alright."   
>Saber tooth jumps on his back   
>He gets mauled to death   
HFW
>Walking down road
>See mercenary
>Ask where he's going.
>"None of your business"
>Tell me or someones going to get hurt.
>"Oh someones gonna get hurt alright."
>Saber tooth jumps on his back
>He gets mauled to death
HFW
#55 - pachecodos (04/15/2014) [-]
I remember that ork. I too wanted to give him a death he could be proud.

But, fool of me, i forgot i had equiped a sword with a "scare" effect. So, after we started fighting and I hit him, he started to run begging for his live. It was pretty pathetic, I had to chase him shouting "let me kill you, this is what you want!".

Luckily, nobody saw it, so he will remain the brave ork he was in the mind of his loved ones.
#39 - lereturnedtroll (04/15/2014) [-]
I propped his body up on a boulder, and let him gaze up at the sky to watch his spirit soar.
R.I.P Old Orc
User avatar #9 - hudis (04/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I always have these roleplay compulsions when I play Skyrim or other open-world RPGs. I mostly give these orcs some kind of rite of passing, usually by laying them between their kills with a weapon by their side. I also don't loot them. If I play a non-sneaky character, I give lone enemies one swing before I cut them down, for the sake of honour. Giants I stay away from; they may be savage, but they are noble and respectable and deserve to be left alone. These things just make the experience that much more interesting, imo.
#3 - sourceror (04/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I remember that encounter. love Skyrim.

To learn more about that specific quest to anyone who cares.
elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Old_Orc
User avatar #12 - sexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
**** like this makes Skyrim and other RPGs fun in general. Playing by codes of honor makes it much more interesting. You'll find yourself immersed in making this beautiful burial ground for some random NPC that asked you to kill him, and then afterwords you whilly nilly go through the main story. It's the little things.
User avatar #36 - severepwner (04/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I could never bring myself to kill him. That kind of death wasn't a good death to me, he was just looking for danger so he could die fighting. But really it wasn't honorable because he wasn't fighting for anything, it was just suicide. Death is just death in that form, it doesn't matter when you're gone.

If he really wanted to go out in a honorable way, he should have fought for a cause. Fight bandits in camps nearby towns. Hunt dangerous animals. Maybe help with all those ******* catastrophic dragons flying around? Him dying in just any battle is just a waste.
#30 - nibbero (04/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**nibbero rolled image** orc I summon thee!
**nibbero rolled image** orc I summon thee!
User avatar #60 - oldemordi (04/15/2014) [+] (8 replies)
skyrim is brutal man.

By the way! if you're a GoT fan also, here you go. trust me. watch. now.
vimeo.com/90589442
User avatar #27 - tankerdude (04/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
when I found him he killed the dragon i was fighting
#84 - swedishassassin (04/15/2014) [-]
But no Umbra for you....
#72 - Orc (04/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Feels Orc, Man
User avatar #34 - tehlulzbringer (04/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
jokexplain
User avatar #43 to #34 - cppaulsson (04/15/2014) [-]
>play skyrim
>acquire feels
User avatar #38 - MrFace (04/15/2014) [-]
I just snuck up behind him and slit his throat. No time for Orcish ******** .
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