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#4 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
Holy **** , you now have an insane amount of leverage against your mom. She ever starts talking **** about you in the future, you can be like "Hey, remember that time my school got shot up and you immediately started texting me assuming that I did it instead of checking to see if I was okay?"

I mean, **** , how much of a soulless cunt do you have to be to treat your kid like that?
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User avatar #7 to #4 - anotherponyaccount (10/04/2015) [-]
To TRY and be fair she probably saw a video of him walking out of it
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User avatar #8 to #7 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
i doubt it
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User avatar #9 to #8 - anotherponyaccount (10/04/2015) [-]
Not out of the realm of possibility but also not likely
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User avatar #10 to #9 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
it does mention that he left via car, from a different building, before emergency services got to the crime scene.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - anotherponyaccount (10/04/2015) [-]
My reading ability's been off lately
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User avatar #12 to #11 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
it's okay.
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#13 to #12 - anotherponyaccount (10/04/2015) [-]
I have glasses but refuse to wear them

I misread "The abilities of Tony Stark" as "The abilities of Tony Hawk" when someone was trying to talk about how bland Erma is
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User avatar #60 to #13 - thebigberg (10/04/2015) [-]
The man the myth the legend. This sunday come and watch anotherponyaccount as he continues to comment regardless of the red thumbs. Will he ever beat the odds? Find out this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
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User avatar #88 to #60 - afonzi (10/04/2015) [-]
congrats man, your comment made me laugh in a way i haven't for a looong time!
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User avatar #96 to #88 - thebigberg (10/04/2015) [-]
ty ty I would like to thank Admin for allowing me to comment and everyone else for thumbing me up.
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#132 to #60 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
your comment made me immediately watch that video. Like agonize said, that was hilarious
RIP sterlings nose.
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User avatar #133 to #132 - whiterabbitfoot (10/05/2015) [-]
******* forgot to log in like a pink name
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User avatar #109 to #60 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
The guy made these comments before the red thumbs came about
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#121 to #109 - thebigberg (10/04/2015) [-]
Arent all comments made before any thumbs in general?
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User avatar #138 to #121 - anotherponyaccount (10/05/2015) [-]
Yeah but I made those comments with minutes of each other and the last time I saw them there was no thumbs
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User avatar #137 to #60 - anotherponyaccount (10/05/2015) [-]
I didn't have red thumbs when I commented
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User avatar #118 to #7 - dieterkaiser (10/04/2015) [-]
I was going to ask why people are *********** redthumbs into you like it was going out of style, but then I saw your account name.
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User avatar #97 to #7 - neokun (10/04/2015) [-]
She saw cctv footage of him walking out of the school literally as the attack was happening? Also even though the texts were sent before he left the school? Are you ******* retarded?
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#23 to #4 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
Implying that would ever work
Shed just pull the "how dare you" like the cunt she is.
If you people thong sjws get way with **** just look at parents.
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#50 to #4 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
He's on 4chan, I'm sure he's definitely a psychopath degenerate.
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User avatar #27 to #4 - freebrainsforall (10/04/2015) [-]
You're assuming the mother isn't a sociopath who'd turn it against him in a second

Which given how ****** up this is, is a poor assumption
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#3 - strigt (10/04/2015) [-]
That's...actually really ******* sad...
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User avatar #135 to #3 - burgonyasalata (10/05/2015) [-]
its also ********
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User avatar #90 to #3 - hwaraam (10/04/2015) [-]
...just by posting what we all think, you get nearly 900 thumbd?

**** you ******
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#92 to #90 - strigt (10/04/2015) [-]
I'm sorry.
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User avatar #94 to #92 - hwaraam (10/04/2015) [-]
3 likes more than me with just a ******* reply.

Are you a wizard?
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#98 to #94 - strigt (10/04/2015) [-]
Well...uh, technically?
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User avatar #125 to #94 - billybeee (10/05/2015) [-]
> likes
> gtfo
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#136 to #90 - burgonyasalata (10/05/2015) [-]
derp i care about my thumb count
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User avatar #128 to #90 - donbionicle ONLINE (10/05/2015) [-]
/Untitled/movies/5694396/2#2

FunnyJunk is a capricious ************ of a website.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - strigt (10/04/2015) [-]
It's still a sad situation, even for a fictional character.
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User avatar #78 to #76 - defski (10/04/2015) [-]
But is it? It could be /r9k/.
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User avatar #81 to #78 - colossusshadow ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
It probably was considering the shooter posted on r9k the day before
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User avatar #91 to #81 - hwaraam (10/04/2015) [-]
but moms don't go on r9k
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User avatar #102 to #91 - ohemgeezus (10/04/2015) [-]
What's that matter?
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User avatar #2 - baronbrixius (10/04/2015) [-]
First time I've seen this not thumbnail size.

Good work OP.
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#6 - europe (10/04/2015) [-]
She thinks that yet she doesn't try to fix it?
Willingly evil, honestly
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#16 to #6 - vladi (10/04/2015) [-]
"PLEASE STOP"
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User avatar #17 to #16 - europe (10/04/2015) [-]
If the OP had actually been the shooter, it would've been far too little and far too late
As if messaging something to someone compares to the effort it would take to 'fix' such a person
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User avatar #64 to #17 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
>shooting up a school
>phone buzzes
>pull out phone to check text
>tackled by angry student/staff
>quickly disarmed
>beaten to death, be it at the school, police station, or prison that you eventually go to

sounds like a brilliant plan, really.
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#24 to #17 - notafunnyguy (10/04/2015) [-]
if she thought he was the shooter, she'd be mostly texting him to protect herself. Often once the phones are searched and the shooter is dead people turn to the families to blame someone, and she knew if it was her son she needed to have it in writing that she shouldn't be attacked for her sons actions.
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#18 to #17 - vladi (10/04/2015) [-]
Fair enough, you got a point buddy.
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#54 - balor (10/04/2015) [-]
And from that day on, her spaghetti never tasted the same.
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User avatar #70 to #54 - parishailsatan (10/04/2015) [-]
godly
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#14 - comradegeneral (10/04/2015) [-]
You know you really have to change yourself if your own mother thinks that you are possible a psycho.
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User avatar #67 to #14 - jouten (10/04/2015) [-]
With a mom like that it's no wonder the kid turns out be a psycho
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User avatar #43 to #14 - baditch (10/04/2015) [-]
I think the mother is the cunt here. She didn't even ask if he was OK
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User avatar #56 to #43 - demcupcakes (10/04/2015) [-]
How do you know OP isnt one of those kids in a trench coat and combat boots.
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#84 to #56 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
You imply that a kid who does that isn't socially awkward enough that he wouldn't bring a gun to school and then back out after realising how retarded he is. People that shoot up schools Such as the columbine massacre, which was just swamped by media to the point where they took interviews from any retard who had an opinion are just people who stopped working correctly. They have mental problems that are often caused by things other than bullying. If people can't handle bullying to the extent that they feel they should kill everyone in their school, then they're retarded. However, if someone has some sort of mental problem where they think everyone is talking **** behind their back, and they just stop trusting people, then they'll develop their own reasons to justify shooting people. I know you're making a joke, but people who wear **** like trench coats in a school are just doing whatever the **** they want and probably don't even give a **** about what others think.
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User avatar #93 to #56 - admiralen (10/04/2015) [-]
even in that case, if she dont believe in him why should he or anyone else
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User avatar #83 to #56 - baditch (10/04/2015) [-]
I can picture it pretty easily
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#36 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
It's probably because after these shootings the media is always like;

''HE HAD NO FRIENDS, HE WAS A KILLER CAUSE HE HAD NO FRIIIIIENDS''
While the people that knew them are just like ''he was quiet and kept to himself'' the media's like: ''NO FRIIIIIIENDS WHAT A FREAK, OF COURSE HE KILLED PEOPLE BECAUSE HE HAD NO FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENDS!!!''
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User avatar #134 to #36 - acebuck (10/05/2015) [-]
I have no friends all I play is M games.
Currently my favorite TV shows are Dexter, American horror stories and criminal minds.

I shot a sick hair falling out, mouth foaming kind of sick. I life in the county. stray cat 3 years ago and I haven't gotten over seeing it dead because of me.
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User avatar #52 to #36 - kiaserzerg (10/04/2015) [-]
snd dont forget call of duty and gta
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#31 - stianan (10/04/2015) [-]
jesus christ...
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#51 - oinos (10/04/2015) [-]
Answer the phone while smashing hand into dashboard loudly for the thudding noise. "Yeah. Hi mom. I'm Stopping. Yeah. When I run out of shells I'll have to get more. What? Hey listen, you're breaking up. I need some extra eight gauge shells. Love ya, bye."
Answer the phone while smashing hand into dashboard loudly for the thudding noise.

"Yeah. Hi mom. I'm Stopping. Yeah. When I run out of shells I'll have to get more. What? Hey listen, you're breaking up. I need some extra eight gauge shells. Love ya, bye."
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User avatar #63 to #51 - ipwnallnubz (10/04/2015) [-]
Eight gauge? **** dude.
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#66 to #63 - oinos (10/04/2015) [-]
Well, if one is going to give their mother **** for calling them a Columbine kid, they may as well make it seem like they're going all out.
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#101 to #66 - heartlessrobot (10/04/2015) [-]
>All out
>Not using a punt gun
******* plebe.
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#103 to #101 - oinos (10/04/2015) [-]
Sorry, king of the dong.

I just didn't think you could fool yer mum about having some M32 or something. Sorry for dumbing it down to an 8 gauge.
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#15 - vladi (10/04/2015) [-]
1. he has done some rotten **** in the past.
or
2. he has the worst mom ever.
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User avatar #21 to #15 - frenzyhero (10/04/2015) [-]
The latter.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - vladi (10/04/2015) [-]
Yeah probably.
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#72 - improbable (10/04/2015) [-]
quality parenting right there

she knows she has been a ****** mom, thats why she immediately thinks the worst of her own son.
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#29 - totallytito (10/04/2015) [-]
I'm.....going to take a break from FJ for a few weeks....
I can slowly feel myself becoming toxic staying here too long.
See you, guys.
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#86 to #29 - profssortwntyight (10/04/2015) [-]
Sounds like a pretty good idea
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User avatar #87 to #29 - dorfdorfdorf (10/04/2015) [-]
but if you just ignored the toxic people, they'd go away, right?

right?




right?
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User avatar #120 to #29 - speedymcgee (10/04/2015) [-]
no pls I need you
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User avatar #89 to #29 - hwaraam (10/04/2015) [-]
It's better if you take some time to connect with your real world.

Think that here are many betas who can't find happiness, or the world has failed them. Don't let yourself be overcome by it.

Take a rest, man. You are totally dope the way you are
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User avatar #32 to #29 - enlightednatzie (10/04/2015) [-]
NOOOOOO
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User avatar #34 to #32 - totallytito (10/04/2015) [-]
relax, it just means im going to be on-off.
College work got tougher and the lack of sleep is getting to me.
I'll still log in once a day before bed.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - enlightednatzie (10/04/2015) [-]
Feel you man, i too have a lot of schoolwork to finnish so i finally can move out off my dads basement and have my own place man. But today i have been browsing fj all day because i am a little bit hungover
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#37 to #35 - totallytito (10/04/2015) [-]
Im uploading something on October 30th...
an animation. Working on it as we speak.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - enlightednatzie (10/04/2015) [-]
Dayum, do you go to an artschool or something?
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User avatar #39 to #38 - totallytito (10/04/2015) [-]
Nah, a regular college that recently got a multimedia program.

Nobody over there knows how to use the software, 3D printers, scanners, or equipment but one professor. So I've been spearheading the entire operation myself, while also being the multimedia club pres, managing a relationship, and dealing with 4 classes(Im failing statistics II).

The only reason i know how to do this is because I torrented a lot as a teenager.
Now I use open source stuff to avoid any legal issues, and I don't like the programs the school wants to use. Blender, GIMP, Inkscape, Openshot, Pencil, Audacity, LMMS, Unity 3D. Flash CC is the only thing I think is worth buying.
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User avatar #41 to #39 - enlightednatzie (10/04/2015) [-]
Well, i think gimp is pretty cool. Mostly because i didnt want to buy photoshop and dont know how to install it illegaly. I dont like to brag but i have created some pretty dank memes with gimp. (this is my icebreaker when i try to pick up ladies at the pub)
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User avatar #42 to #41 - totallytito (10/04/2015) [-]
its better to pick them up at conventions.
It's a guarantee that they'd have similar interests as you, or are at least curious.
After all, they paid 30 bucks out the ass for it, right?
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User avatar #45 to #42 - enlightednatzie (10/04/2015) [-]
Yeah but i live in the middle of nowhere and the only conventions here are about cars and other redneck things. My interests are photography and videogames.

Besides, its easier and pretty much standard to hit on girls when both are intoxiated by alcohol. Dipping your dick is pretty much a gamble honestly, you never know if you will get laid or ever loosing your virginity at all.
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User avatar #48 to #37 - abesimpson (10/04/2015) [-]
I see a red booger coming out of a transformer's nostril and I cannot unsee it now.
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User avatar #46 to #29 - potatot ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
hey wait, being toxic is good for you
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User avatar #57 to #29 - garymotherfingoak (10/04/2015) [-]
I know this feel.

but you are the hero FJ needs
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User avatar #58 to #29 - sirfapaton (10/04/2015) [-]
Enjoy your few weeks.
I should also take a small break.
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#49 to #29 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
you should be more dramatic about it m8
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User avatar #82 to #29 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/04/2015) [-]
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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User avatar #44 to #29 - europe (10/04/2015) [-]
1 hour later you're still here
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User avatar #61 to #29 - rockamekishiko (10/04/2015) [-]
alright buddy, see you tomorrow
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#25 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
at least I can take comfort in the fact this is probably false.
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#53 to #25 - imdan (10/04/2015) [-]
Well, I mean, there was a shooting at an Oregon community college last week, and this post is dated two days ago (in accordance with eastern standard time). So, this guy may have been one of the people their during the shooting.
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User avatar #75 to #53 - imdan (10/04/2015) [-]
**** . I wrote their instead of there.
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#104 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
I go to school in Philadelphia. There was a 4chan school shooting threat for Oct 5th at 1PM. My school's response is: "I'm sure it'll be fine". Please like actually pray that I don't get shot tomorrow, guys.
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#105 to #104 - arott (10/04/2015) [-]
Forgot to login. This is me.
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User avatar #126 to #105 - thesirofponies (10/05/2015) [-]
Stay at home, report that to the feds,and get as many of your friends to stay home.
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User avatar #116 to #105 - thesunpraiser ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
Yeaaaah, stay home tomorrow.
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#111 to #105 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
Stay off sick just in case.
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#140 to #105 - arott (10/05/2015) [-]
Stayed home. Thanks for the well wishes, guys. The FBI and cops and schools already knew, my school, UPenn, was the only one that didn't cancel classes or at least make them optional. So I stayed home. Currently drinking beer with friends instead
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#130 to #105 - funpunk (10/05/2015) [-]
For ****** sake, stay home. Move to Bel-Air if you have to, just stay away.
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User avatar #129 to #105 - kjeks (10/05/2015) [-]
Might wanna warn the police/school as well
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User avatar #80 - adviceweed (10/04/2015) [-]
Ouch.
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#127 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
Well what the **** did you expect?
You're an anti-social **** ,
sitting in a dark empty room all day without even saying hi to anybody in the house for more than 12 hours straight. You turn down family events to 'study' when you're really just posting on 4chan while your grades continue to fall like the twin towers after the two planes of 'due-dates' struck them right on the side.

Then you have the gall to call ******** on fedoramen and 'betas',
as if you didn't just post "TFW NO GF" with a sad frog meme that caught on for god-knows whatever reason.

Oh and God Help You if an angry feminist bitches online about how tomato sauce is misogyny for reminding her of the 'horrors of menstruation'. You're reluctant to work on that 5 paragraph writing assignment for your public speaking class, but you sure as **** can write 24 more with citations for proving why that whiny fat bitch is a whiny fat bitch.

Get the **** over it! The moment you stop posting crap about her is the moment the hype and controversy goes away and the bitch goes broke on Patreon. God have mercy on her soul if she has to go job-hunting again after going over 8 years without job experience.

About your politics...you've got the right wing, the left wing, and the tail feathers on the same damn bird. Bernie and Trump both want to use up your taxes and make your economy a living hell so they could either waste it on a wall or paying for childsupport for poor children that aren't even yours. Then Hilary comes around, and you'd think she'd be a godsend until you remember that she's going to have a bitchfest once a month, every month. Yeah... good luck there you twat.

About your so-called "faith in humanity" that switches on and off faster than a hooker's sex-drive; have some goddamn faith you little **** . The world itself is an awful place because all of its ******* gorgeousness is all destined to die. Between you and me pal, I could live with a little torture, infact I would be happy to see if hell was real. There are people who choose to study in college for several years just to save your worthless damn life.

Oh did I say worthless? You're goddamn right I did!
The planet is overpopulated, and we've successfully become the dominant species next to ants. ********************** , your dick or pussy has no meaning for the next 50 years, you have no reason to have sex. The population is 3 times the sustainable level because you *********** keep thinking that romance and 'love' equates to having to bring another little **** here as an expression of 'love'.

Funfact pretty-boy, that's your evolutionary programming talking, not your true feelings.
Keep it in your pants, or wrap it before you tap it, because your virginity does more for humanity than the LGBT has for the past 20 years.

Oh I'm so 'edgy' right now right? Well **** , me call me your mother's sewing equipment because I've got a whole assortment of needles with a point to make and sew your mouth shut with.

Wanna know what's one thing that pisses me off? National tragedies; and not for the reason you'd expect-- it's the reactions. A white guy kills a black guy, and it's a hate crime. But when you have a gang of black guys beating up a whitey for saying " ***** " in a non-hostile tone, you don't hear it on the headlines. The hashtag shouldn't be "blacklivesmatter" it should be #onlylivesfrombiasedpublicationsmatter or #OLFBPM.

As for the gun control **** , there is no way to stop mass shootings.
There will always be a ********** leaving a rifle under his bed, and an angsty faggot looking to kill people for whatever the reason. The only way to fix that is banning all guns--even for security guards. But you know as well as I do that it won't ******* happen.

So my recommendation is;
go to conventions,socialize and ask mom about her day.
Be nice to people. You'll be surprised at how nice the world is outside of
social media's super negative portrals of everything.

The internet is a tool, not a lifestyle.
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#131 to #127 - cysquatch (10/05/2015) [-]
this ***** wrote a ******* essay over a joke
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User avatar #141 to #131 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
He's also mixxing anti-social/introvert with mentally unstable/sociopath.
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User avatar #79 - nachobeldavid (10/04/2015) [-]
I want to see the aftermath, please.
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#28 - ianosity (10/04/2015) [-]
Damn that's depressing.
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#20 - themoderguy ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
that's extremely ****** up
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