Feeding the troops. My best friends dad used to bring these home all the time and give them to us to snack on. They were actually really freakin tasty; the only
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Feeding the troops

My best friends dad used to bring these home all the time and give them to us to snack on. They were actually really freakin tasty; the only downside is if you eat more than like one a day you'll be backed up so far you not even sugar free gummy bears can help you.

Germany
The German ration pack contains several sachets of grapefruit
and exoticia e powder to add to water, and Italian biscotti, but
also more mm if treats such as spread and rye
bread, goulash with potatoes, and for breakfast sour cherry and
While there are Bear Paws snacks in the Canadian ration pack,
there' s the shocking omission of maple syrup. You have the
choice of salmon with Tuscan sauce or vegetarian
couscous for the main meal. There is also the makings of a
peanut butter and jelly () sandwich for breakfast.
Almond poppy seed pound cake, cranberries, ****** apple
cider (the hot Us drink) and peanut butter and
crackers make up this very Ame an meal package. The main —
pasta with vegetable "crumbles in ***** tomato sauce s less
tn but the heater" shows off Amer an tech
skills ' add water to the powder in a plastic bag and it heats
up enough to warm the plastic meal pouch.
A streamlined but sophisticated French ration pack offers
soldiers deer EMI with duck Milli, pork
and a creme chocolate pudding. There is also a disposable
heater, some coffee and ifor' d powder, muesli for
breakfast and a little Dupont d' thigny caramel.
LU. d -religi
The Italian ration pack contains a breakfast shot of 40% alcohol
cordials, a powdered cappuccino, lots of biscotti, and a
disposable camping stove for heating % of the meal,
including a pasta and mmr soup, canned turkey and a rice
salad. Dessert is a power sport bar, canned fait salad or a
muesli chocolate bar.
The m sh pack is dotted with familiar brands from Kendo
coffee and Typhlo tea to a m bottle of Tabasco. The main
courses include the British favourite, chicken tikka masala, and
a vegetarian pasta. There' s also pork and beans for breakfast,
and lots of sweets and snacks from trail mix to an apple "fruit
pocket" that looks like it might not be out of place in a school
lunchbox. Plus packets of Polos and, of course, plenty of
teabags.
Estonia
Stuffed peppers, chickenteeth EMI smoked sprats, and liver
sausage with potatoes make an eclectic menu here. Plus,
crispbreads on the side, and halfa with vanilla for dessert.
Breakfast is muesli, a fruit pocket and honey.
Australia
Megami e mojam sandwich biscuits and a tube
of sweetened condensed . The bag includes a gateopener-
for rig at the Torterra processed cheddar
cheese, and Tmt meals of meatballs and chilli tuna pasta.
There are lots of sweets and soft drinks, and two snapped
looking bars labelled "chocolate ration".
The Danish pack has American technology (the
heater) but British tastes. There is Earl Grey tea, beans and
bacon in tomato sauce, a golden outie biscuit and Rowntree' s
Tooty Frosties.
Singapore
The offerings in the Singapore pack were sparse despite its
reputation for cuisine. There were a paltry three
dishes, of chicken noodles; a mushroom, basil, rice
and chicken dish; and soya milk with dessert.
The Spanish lunch pack has cans of green beans with ham,
squid in vegetable oil, and pate. There is also a sachet of
powdered vegetable soup, peach in syrup for dessert and
crackers handed out to go with the meal in place of bread (not
shown). There is a disposable marm with matches and fuel
tabs, as well as lots of tablets: Vitamin C, glucose, water
and dehydration.
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User avatar #3 - TheHutchie ONLINE (02/22/2014) [+] (14 replies)
*Generic joke about how everything looks like condom packets*
#4 - zyvac ONLINE (02/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"Can opening cum spoon"
#5 - duoblackrose (02/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I was expecting this to lead up to the Russian "field rations" which would just be a picture of a knife.
#19 - coloradokush (02/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Ethiopias ration pack
#29 - tripscausedthis (02/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
FUN FACT
This is the spoon/can opener they are talking about. It has been used in Aus Rat Packs for decades.
Australian troops have dubbed it the FRED.
******* Ridiculous Eating Device
not even kidding
#82 - thegrimgenius (02/22/2014) [-]
Fixed
#112 - xmonke (02/22/2014) [-]
Spain gets a good ******* in with their meal.
#187 - Alimony (02/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**Alimony rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at U.S Army medic humor ** Why did I think those were condoms at first...?
#177 - giggleshit (02/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Excuse me
#84 - iphraem (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mfw the spanish pack
mfw the spanish pack
User avatar #40 - MurphyUK (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Each time I eat the British All day breakfast I throw up. Also each time I eat the ration pack i don't **** for days, The longest I have gone is 5 days without a **** .

But once I was driving home from exercise and I ate some fruit, and that caused my metabolism to speed up, I then had to pull over on the motorway and release gods fury in liquid **** form at the side of the motorway.
#114 - ronbon (02/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i have a relative who is married to someone in the army and she brought me an mre so i decided to eat it at school during lunch the next day. little did i know my stomach was in for the ride of its life.
#22 - morrdin (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My first thought was: "That's a lot of condoms 0.o"
#171 - duvallwhitey (02/22/2014) [-]
Heres a picture of some African Rations
Heres a picture of some African Rations
#161 - antzell ONLINE (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Russian MARE
#146 - pokimone ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
I didn't know people ate so many condoms.
#141 - worldatarms (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
As well as the English rashions. Nestle has designed a special Yorkie for the English Troops.
#145 - professionalidiot (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In the British packs there are Yorkie bars. That say "not for civvies" instead of "girls".
#144 - anisace (02/22/2014) [-]
What exactly is a cum-spoon?
User avatar #99 - FeeFieFoe (02/22/2014) [-]
As someone with a dad who was a soldier, I stole a cookie from him once and he made me eat nothing but MRE's for a week, JOKES ON HIM THERE WAS A COOKIE MY MRE SUCK IT SARGE
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