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If you believed that God gave you the
Earth, that God created the Earth for
you, why would you not have to look
after it?... Why would you not think
that when he came back he wouldn' t
go, "What the fuck did you do?
I GAVE THIS TO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
T ARE YOU CRAZY? THE POLAR
BEARS ARE BROWN! WHAT DID YOU -
DO TO THE POLAR BEARS? Did you
shit ll over every polar bear?"
Louis Ck
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#4 - slimeywaffles
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Love this guy. Can't wait for season 4 next year.
#21 to #4 - ukellisuae
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Can you please send me a link to that full length interview. I would be forever in your debt
User avatar #22 to #21 - dyalibya
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#50 to #4 - jibb
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User avatar #7 - adu
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(10/25/2013) [-]
He makes a good point, but I'm still strong in my faith of ******** on the polar bears.
#2 - jmillenium
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(10/25/2013) [-]
"Did you **** all over the polar bears". I can't ******* contain myself.
User avatar #13 to #2 - IAmManbearpig
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(10/26/2013) [-]
dude gross, go to the ******* toilet
User avatar #29 to #2 - HarvietheDinkle
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I guess you can bearly tolerate it.
#36 to #29 - jmillenium
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Nice
#9 - HARTATTACK
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Didn't Brown bears become Polar bears, not the other way around.   
(Not trying to sound snooty, actually want an answer)
Didn't Brown bears become Polar bears, not the other way around.
(Not trying to sound snooty, actually want an answer)
#16 to #9 - ofalo
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(10/26/2013) [-]
this was part of a skit about oil spills
#5 - thesirofponies
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(10/25/2013) [-]
"Did you **** on all over every polar bear?"
"Did you **** on all over every polar bear?"
#3 - zzforrest
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I like how this could have been used to just bash creationists, yet he made it an actually funny joke.
#38 - pokemonstheshiz
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(10/26/2013) [-]
he's a guy who knows what's up.
User avatar #15 - traelos
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Umm...

I'm pretty sure those are called Grizzly Bears dude...chill.
User avatar #18 to #15 - rogaa
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Polar bears and grizzly bears are having sexy time now (I thnk) and they are making these huge hybrids
User avatar #19 to #18 - traelos
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(10/26/2013) [-]
That sounds awesome.
User avatar #24 to #15 - casedlsix
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(10/26/2013) [-]
i think he's referring to polar bears that have been affected by oil spills.
#34 to #15 - inuyuru
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - anticitezenone
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(10/26/2013) [-]
The way I see it is like the Titans and WoW

They made everything the way they wanted it, put life on that planet, put a few things to save it from destruction whenever it would happen and then just left

then the ******* anti-christ gods came in and wrecked ****

image semi-related
User avatar #12 to #10 - hudis
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Stop it. Stop it with that picture **** right now. Goddamnit.
#44 to #10 - whyunofeellucky
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Except for that fact the parasitic menevolent gods of chaos latched to Azeroth and would destroy if they all died were always on azeroth, the only natural races were trolls and qiraj, There is also how they turned all of the stone based creations into fleshy "abominations".
Besides, Old gos are EVERYWHERE, they just stumbled on Azeroth logn before the Titans and were all like "ay, this plaent look bitchin" and colonized it. There might have been old gods on Draenor for all we know, with there being elementals and such.
I am really happy that there is someone to discuss the lore with, thank you.
#11 to #10 - mogierk
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(10/26/2013) [-]
can i have the source of that pic please? i wish to please my self with it
User avatar #39 to #11 - goodguygary
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(10/26/2013) [-]


there isn't anything to see beyond what's in the reaction, but knock yourself out
#25 to #11 - anon id: 7872b829
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Looks like Drgraevling's work
#56 to #25 - whyunofeellucky
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I doubt it, his artwork really has turned into ****, i don't even know why i still go through his new posts.
****** even canceled the third epic journeys and random encounters.
****, i haven't seen a SINGLE picture of Monara without Sel'ai or Darkraiz's characters.
#30 to #25 - wanicochil
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(10/26/2013) [-]
No, it's not   
   
Looks nothing like Drgaevling's work
No, it's not

Looks nothing like Drgaevling's work
User avatar #48 to #30 - lesolan
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Yeah. He's all about broken spines, impossible angles and painfully bent penises.
User avatar #17 to #11 - vicsix
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(10/26/2013) [-]
There is nothing new. That is all there is to that picture, so you're not missing anything.
#14 to #11 - justakewldewd
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(10/26/2013) [-]
For future use.
#45 - improbable
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(10/26/2013) [-]
this is wrong because if god gives man dominion over all animals on earth then he wouldnt care that much what you do with them.
User avatar #46 to #45 - improbable
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(10/26/2013) [-]
in fact it sound an awful a lot like he is trying to step in gods place and orders us to do what he want. such hypocrapiticle
User avatar #47 to #46 - Turmoil
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(10/26/2013) [-]
How do you know? Did you not just do the same exact thing by also claiming to know what God thinks and cares?
#54 to #47 - improbable
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(10/26/2013) [-]
i dunno, i guess it just came to me
User avatar #55 to #54 - Turmoil
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Your source is a book written by men who also claim to know what God thinks?
User avatar #57 to #55 - improbable
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(10/27/2013) [-]
exlain me your logic. from what you're saying now there is no god because you refuse to take the word of men, by that logic you cant possibly trust any human on earth because humans lie and liars are bad.

you cant even trust evolution now because it was cooked up by humans, and humans lie.
User avatar #58 to #57 - Turmoil
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(10/28/2013) [-]
I said I can't trust the word of men who claim to speak of behalf of Gods. Just between you and me that sounds like a really good way to manipulate people to do what you want.
User avatar #59 to #58 - improbable
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(10/28/2013) [-]
you could read the bible and compare what it say to things in the world.


rl;dr
User avatar #51 to #45 - manofparody
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Way to take a joke seriously, I can see you're dead inside.
User avatar #52 to #51 - amuzen
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Eh to be fair it's kind of a ****** joke, honestly it sounds more like a thinly veiled political jab than a real joke to me but then again most of C.K. Louis's humour sounds like that to me so it might just be a matter of preference.
User avatar #53 to #52 - manofparody
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Louis is pessimistic as hell, and it's not for everyone.
Fact of the matter, though: You never break down a joke and take it seriously. A joke is a joke, not an attack on a religious or political party, and if you're offended then maybe you shouldn't be on a site filled with jokes.
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