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If you believed that God gave you the
Earth, that God created the Earth for
you, why would you not have to look
after it?... Why would you not think
that when he came back he wouldn' t
go, "What the **** did you do?
I GAVE THIS TO YOU ************* !
T ARE YOU CRAZY? THE POLAR
BEARS ARE BROWN! WHAT DID YOU -
DO TO THE POLAR BEARS? Did you
**** ll over every polar bear?"
Louis Ck
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Submitted: 10/25/2013
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#4 - slimeywaffles (10/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Love this guy. Can't wait for season 4 next year.
User avatar #7 - adu (10/25/2013) [-]
He makes a good point, but I'm still strong in my faith of ******** on the polar bears.
#2 - jmillenium (10/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Did you **** all over the polar bears". I can't ******* contain myself.
#9 - HARTATTACK (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't Brown bears become Polar bears, not the other way around.   
(Not trying to sound snooty, actually want an answer)
Didn't Brown bears become Polar bears, not the other way around.
(Not trying to sound snooty, actually want an answer)
#16 to #9 - ofalo (10/26/2013) [-]
this was part of a skit about oil spills
#5 - thesirofponies (10/25/2013) [-]
"Did you 						****					 on all over every polar bear?"
"Did you **** on all over every polar bear?"
#3 - zzforrest (10/25/2013) [-]
I like how this could have been used to just bash creationists, yet he made it an actually funny joke.
#38 - pokemonstheshiz (10/26/2013) [-]
he's a guy who knows what's up.
#27 - anonymous (10/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
another religion bashing post. This atheism ***** got outdated. Move on dudee!
#28 to #27 - anonymous (10/26/2013) [-]
This is an environmental message, not a religion bashing post. Why do you think it has anything to do with atheism just because God is in it?

Learn what context means you retard.
User avatar #15 - traelos (10/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Umm...

I'm pretty sure those are called Grizzly Bears dude...chill.
#34 to #15 - inuyuru (10/26/2013) [-]
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#10 - anticitezenone (10/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)
The way I see it is like the Titans and WoW

They made everything the way they wanted it, put life on that planet, put a few things to save it from destruction whenever it would happen and then just left

then the ******* anti-christ gods came in and wrecked ****

image semi-related
#45 - improbable (10/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)
this is wrong because if god gives man dominion over all animals on earth then he wouldnt care that much what you do with them.
User avatar #47 to #46 - Turmoil (10/26/2013) [-]
How do you know? Did you not just do the same exact thing by also claiming to know what God thinks and cares?
#6 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
it's funny because in genesis it actually does say that you're supposed to take care of the earth because he made it for people.
#32 - anonymous (10/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that was the stupidest rant ive ever heard. but i guess thats why you guys liked it cause youre idiots
User avatar #35 to #32 - thespartanpony (10/26/2013) [-]
>stupidest
#1 - mangoroid (10/25/2013) [-]
GFW
GFW
#43 - redbannerman (10/26/2013) [-]
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I swear, I've gotten to the point where every time I hear "Polar Bear" I think of the "Bipolar Bear" from Castle Crashers.... They're not brown because of us humans, it's the dried blood of our wounded comrades.
User avatar #40 - rockamekishiko (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what is he talking about? i'm serious, i got no idea. Do christians pollute more or something?
User avatar #8 - admiralen (10/25/2013) [-]
well, since he gave me the earth i can do what i want with it
User avatar #26 - brianhimself ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Louis CK - Animated: If God Came Back
#23 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
**** those brown ******* .
#20 - anonymous (10/26/2013) [-]
Stupid Pagans
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