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Favorite quote from black guy

My favor' rte quote from a black man I met, came while I worked at a gas
station. I brought up how nice the sunshine was that day, since most
people liked talking about it dun' summer. He responded with "Nair, don' t
let this tan fool you, I hate summer." I almost tell over laughing.
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#5 - ganondork (05/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
My favorite
#2 - vorarephilia (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
my favorite.
#12 - keybladewarrior (05/15/2014) [-]
My favorite.
My favorite.
User avatar #6 - benschien (05/14/2014) [-]
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my favorite quote from a black man
#22 - tomainstream (05/15/2014) [-]
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#1 - dameush (05/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
my favorite black guy quote "I'm black.. that ************** a ****** "
#28 - theturtleclub (05/15/2014) [-]
One day a guy at work called my friend christian a stupid ****** . When we told him about it his first reaction was to get really sad and say "what I gotta be stupid for?"
#19 - yuukoku (05/15/2014) [-]
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#8 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [+] (9 replies)
guy's profile pic is from an anime called maburaho
#42 to #21 - satansferret (05/15/2014) [-]
Hey man, calm down.
User avatar #11 - lokiwins (05/15/2014) [-]
I was visiting America and this black chick working for Airport security goes " i like yo sunglasses, dey fly as hell". Best compliment I've ever received.
User avatar #36 - friedeggpls (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Favorite black man quote

>be in middle school
>library
>kid keeps threatening this black kid
>says he can beat the **** out of black kid.
>black kid screams I WISH YOU WOULD *****
>punches kid in the face
>knocks the kid unconscious
#32 - catburglarpenis (05/15/2014) [-]
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#24 - mustaches (05/15/2014) [-]
My favorite quote is when I was giving away thin mints to random people, and a black kid comes up to me and says, "Black man likes his oreos".   
 Frankly I was shocked    
 Who confuses oreos and thin mints
My favorite quote is when I was giving away thin mints to random people, and a black kid comes up to me and says, "Black man likes his oreos".
Frankly I was shocked
Who confuses oreos and thin mints
#16 - bogsrin (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
One of my mangers at work handed me the keys ,Which no manager is to hand to an associate all because it was raining, said "Nah man, Choclate melts".
#14 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Favourite quote from a black man:   
>be waiting for elevator in my apartment building   
>neighbour (black man) and his daughter (Raven circa Cosby show) come out   
>Don't notice me as I am standing out of the way   
>black man turns out of elevator and unintentionally swings arm   
>accidentally back handing sweet little Raven Huxtable in the face   
>his daughter says "Ow, Daddy my face!" as she rubs her cheek   
>Shocked by what just happened, and still not noticing me the black man reacts   
>clutching his hand he remarks in a stereotypical urban ghetto voice   
> "Ain't nobody got time for your face, my hand!"
Favourite quote from a black man:
>be waiting for elevator in my apartment building
>neighbour (black man) and his daughter (Raven circa Cosby show) come out
>Don't notice me as I am standing out of the way
>black man turns out of elevator and unintentionally swings arm
>accidentally back handing sweet little Raven Huxtable in the face
>his daughter says "Ow, Daddy my face!" as she rubs her cheek
>Shocked by what just happened, and still not noticing me the black man reacts
>clutching his hand he remarks in a stereotypical urban ghetto voice
> "Ain't nobody got time for your face, my hand!"
User avatar #27 to #25 - jebuss (05/15/2014) [-]
****** , slapped a bitch, bitch say ow, he say, my hand hurts like **** .
#50 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
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best black guy quote
#39 - knightgiver (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**knightgiver rolled image** MFW
**knightgiver rolled image** MFW
#34 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
>Be me, giving some spare change to some hobo
>Another "hobo" no real hobo comes up and starts jibbering on about something
>I give him some money, he wants more
>A black man rushes up to me and punches not real hobo and says "AY YO MAN U HERE AGAIN?! GET DA **** OUTTA HERE, ****** RAT!"
>Black man turns to me after fake hobo has left "Yo man I undestand you wantin to be a nice person, I respect dat **** ! But this ****** rat comes here everyday n fool people like you"
>I thank the black man for his advice
>When he turns to leave he tosses some change to the first hobo and says over his shoulder to me "Be a saint, not a fool"

I will always remember you nice black person.
#20 - mastercolossus (05/15/2014) [-]
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that was actually funny.
User avatar #9 - wumbido (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mine would have to be: "yo have you ever woken up with your dick in your belly-button?"
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