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Unsure of how to confess your love to
someone? Try this:
I, Acquire several dozen limes.
2. Go up to them and then drop all
the limes.
3. Start picking them up, but keep
dropping them. The clumsier you
look the better.
4. Keep doing this until you have their
attention (this could take up to
thirty minutes).
5. Finally gather up the limes. Try
looking a bit sheepish.
6. Look them deeply in the eyes and
say, "Sorry I' bad at Pickup
Limes.”
7. Marry them.
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Submitted: 05/13/2014
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#2 - agentmoleman (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #1 - chickencatsheep (05/13/2014) [-]
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