Fattyfatassfatness. . wears ago Homing home from a late date with my girlfriend at the time iremember that we are totally out of toilet paper eonly place open i
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wears ago
Homing home from a late date with my girlfriend at the time
iremember that we are totally out of toilet paper
eonly place open is walmart
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chalking in we see an employee riding one of the motorized store scooters back to its charging port
girlfriend is a small girl, 5' 5" , has no shame
Can I ride that?"
wage employee doesn' t give a **** ; shrugs and walks away
jumps on and immediately starts pretending to be a morbidly obese woman
splotches back, hangs head down
stalks in fat person voice like she' s getting her words past seven engorged chins
prefers to the scooter as her rascal [pronounces it similar to "wrassle"}
Hm dying of embarrassment at this point
sshe heads toward the grocery section
duelling "get out mah way, mah shugga' s low’ to everyone in her path
Minds the snack isle and starts pointing to random boxes , chips, little debbies, etc
my now I' m resigned to what is happening and start playing along
Eout sugarplum, the doctor said you can' t have more than six swiss cake rolls a day what on account of yer diet"
shat up an put them sugar sweets in mah basket unless you don' t want no more of this sweet sexing fer tha next month" she says as she mimes
caressing the girth hanging over the handles ofthe scooter
my the time we got to the checkout the scooters overloaded with deserts and candy
Hm choking back laughter while she keeps a perfectly straight face and stays in character the whole time
ewe ended up buying EU worth of sweets and were forcing boxes of them on friends for months to come
to leave the store without ever getting any toilet paper
aall these years later I still can' t figure out why I let that one get away
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Submitted: 12/11/2013
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User avatar #2 - civilizedwasteland (12/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How could you go on living like that
Knowing at any time in your life you might have to take a **** and knowing there will be nothing to wipe with
#6 - fuckatron (12/12/2013) [-]
I hope I can find a girl like that someday....
User avatar #5 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fat people make me sick.
User avatar #14 - minionofdolan (01/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#9 - minionofdolan (01/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #8 - Lambda (12/12/2013) [-]
She's a keeper.
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