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User avatar #28 - hopporto
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I'm probably younger than everyone on this site.

15
#134 to #28 - anon id: f8f0d2a0
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oh my gosh, i am 15, i am so young, i am 11 and i am not even a bitch like you.
User avatar #164 to #134 - tiles
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You're going to get in so much trouble if your mother finds out that you go on this site.
#138 to #134 - jbywalec
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#263 to #134 - KevinPutt
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#428 to #28 - rokulda
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User avatar #562 to #28 - duelknight
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i only turned 15 recently so no

You're far from it
User avatar #615 to #28 - onlysometimesido
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#745 to #28 - spectralspider
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User avatar #815 to #28 - flameblaze
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Nope
User avatar #268 to #28 - myfunnyfile
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im 15 and a half! so ha
User avatar #269 to #268 - hopporto
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mkao
User avatar #270 to #269 - myfunnyfile
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that was fast
User avatar #271 to #270 - hopporto
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i was on the page and had 4 letters to type
User avatar #273 to #271 - hopporto
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and i have no life
User avatar #274 to #273 - myfunnyfile
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not to worry
User avatar #162 to #28 - sonnyboii
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#472 to #28 - tomatoesauce
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It's okay, I am only 4 months old.
User avatar #473 to #472 - hopporto
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noice
#287 to #28 - professorbob
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I thought I was the only one.
User avatar #421 to #28 - theturkeyburger
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14 m8
#415 to #28 - idelki
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19 yrs

I'm barely an adult and I'm already tired of this ****. Enjoy your youth, kid.
User avatar #621 to #415 - stefanovic
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Same.. **** seems to be getting quite serious now
User avatar #445 to #28 - kwizzy
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17 year old master race reporting in.
#47 to #28 - hopporto
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lmao
User avatar #160 to #47 - scorpidea
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...have you ever drunken Bailey's from a shoe?
User avatar #329 to #47 - slashtrey
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ImOldGreg
User avatar #330 to #329 - hopporto
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why would you summon him?
User avatar #332 to #330 - slashtrey
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I want him to know that we know
#318 to #28 - theflamingfire
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Hey there ;) want to meet up?
Hey there ;) want to meet up?
User avatar #321 to #318 - hopporto
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thats disturbing as ****.
#339 to #321 - theflamingfire
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Yeah
Yeah
#700 to #339 - mircavera
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User avatar #708 to #700 - slashtrey
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is that tom brady
User avatar #710 to #708 - mircavera
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No, no it isn't. Way to go.
User avatar #711 to #710 - slashtrey
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if it's not tom brady then I'm 99% sure it's michelle obama
User avatar #718 to #711 - mircavera
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Now you're getting it.
#568 to #318 - anon id: 71a46ff1
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I'm 12 and what is this?
User avatar #563 to #318 - rawryrawr
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i am 11 and i visit ****
User avatar #630 to #563 - fightforfate
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i'm 9 and i visit it too
jk
User avatar #456 to #28 - narluga
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15 mater age
User avatar #418 to #28 - ilovetexas
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He's right you know.
13
User avatar #217 to #28 - Poiuytas
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15 also
User avatar #388 to #28 - hattheifbatman
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13
User avatar #765 to #28 - butterduck
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everyone on this site is 12 year old ass slaves for admin.
User avatar #479 to #28 - slynke
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Started going on FJ with my older bro when I was in first grade. I had an older account, but since I no longer use that email and have forgotten my password, I made this one a couple years back.

Just turned 14.
User avatar #819 to #479 - KevinPutt
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we're both 14, wanna ****?
User avatar #826 to #819 - slynke
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very.
User avatar #656 to #28 - megatheman
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14 m8.
#314 to #28 - mcnizzlezz
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I'm only sexteen
User avatar #599 to #28 - britexplain
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Same here.
User avatar #227 to #28 - hopporto
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so you signed up when you were 10?
User avatar #259 to #227 - KevinPutt
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You replied to the wrong comment, but yes, I did
#530 to #28 - megaflak
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I'm 12 turning 13, and I have a friend that is also 12.
User avatar #222 to #28 - KevinPutt
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Wrong

14
User avatar #195 to #28 - cycloneclone
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b&
#767 to #28 - guanyu
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#57 to #28 - chilledlawngnome
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I'm 15 also
User avatar #147 to #57 - hopporto
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****** nignog,
User avatar #189 to #147 - platinuminfernape
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Be quiet, or we'll all get banned for being 15.
User avatar #198 to #189 - hopporto
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k
User avatar #199 to #198 - platinuminfernape
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Faggot don't reply with k.
User avatar #200 to #199 - hopporto
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Okay.
User avatar #463 to #28 - nachoiscool
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16 gloriuos virtuose age checking in
User avatar #38 to #28 - lanfearandthecup
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older*
User avatar #45 to #38 - hopporto
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oh
User avatar #642 to #38 - ssjmizu
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I'm 16 **** yeah

**** I spilled my mashed peas all over the keyboard
User avatar #697 to #642 - mircavera
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17, get on my level bitch.
#25 - diiego
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I don't seed my torrents.
#226 to #25 - jbywalec
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**jbywalec rolled image** No one ever: "I seed my torrents."
#412 to #226 - nippuhl
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#279 to #226 - tjilaz
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i do
User avatar #608 to #226 - thewulfman
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If no one seeded torrents then you could never download any torrents. So by the fact that we can in fact torrent things, we can conclude that factually you are wrong.
#704 to #608 - jbywalec
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I was exaggerating for...
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#622 to #25 - anon id: 83f0a7af
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you bastard!
#655 to #25 - anon id: 5199f39b
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To bad it automatically makes you seed now, check your upload rate.
User avatar #369 to #25 - emptysuperman
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Me, neither.
#628 to #25 - tanabata
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I hope you go to a Hell where all surface is lego!
User avatar #799 to #628 - friedgreenpomatoes
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thumb for best non-501st strike witch
#800 to #799 - tanabata
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Fick ja!
#265 to #25 - tiopico
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I do

every few years though
User avatar #32 to #25 - hopporto
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Bitch
User avatar #537 to #32 - mrpyramidturtle
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That's inappropriate language for someone your age.
User avatar #546 to #537 - hopporto
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i see 6 year old cursing but whatever.
User avatar #545 to #537 - hopporto
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K.
#33 to #25 - Marker
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this feels relevant, somehow
User avatar #21 - joshlol
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I wasn't 18 years old or older when I signed up on FunnyJunk
User avatar #668 to #21 - smorgaynator
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You cant be 18 when your 6 Joshlol
User avatar #400 to #21 - temporalguardian
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inb4 banned
User avatar #146 to #21 - goobyman
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i'm still not 18 and i registered when i was 14
User avatar #341 to #146 - mrpotatofudge
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underage b&
User avatar #454 to #341 - themabymaby
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Your face is kinda familiar.
User avatar #616 to #341 - goobyman
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lol make me
User avatar #43 - Marker
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I molested cann for 6 years
User avatar #714 to #43 - neokun
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That wasn't funny, man.
User avatar #715 to #714 - Marker
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it really isn't, but at least 225 people disagree
User avatar #716 to #715 - neokun
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225 people are not nice people.
User avatar #453 to #43 - themabymaby
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I molested you for 5 years.
User avatar #587 to #43 - cann
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**** u n ur thumbs
User avatar #62 to #43 - wethepixelisgod
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you can molest me for 6 years
User avatar #88 to #62 - krizz
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jesus christ u r reli gey
#51 to #43 - cann
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thank you
thank you
#1 - dawkz
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Im not really a faggot.
User avatar #87 to #1 - nosurprise
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You're not supposed to lie in a confession
#17 to #1 - funnyisme
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Fag
User avatar #233 to #1 - wtfduud
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You aren't fooling anyone.
User avatar #11 to #1 - putindispencerhere
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fag
#63 to #1 - mikekinkaid
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Comment Picture
#7 - thatuglynat
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i open chip bags from the bottom
User avatar #813 to #7 - malacyman
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Smart move my friend. all the flavouring settles to the bottom so it re coats when you flip it. This info was brought to you by a Frito Lays sales Rep
User avatar #293 to #7 - yaybacon
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I do that too.
#424 to #7 - pilotdudeman
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#635 to #7 - sardukai
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i'm comin for you dickhead
i'm comin for you dickhead
#808 to #635 - anon id: 2aba016c
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can i please have a source for this?
#102 to #7 - ibashfunnyjunk
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you're going to hell for that sin
#112 to #7 - fromthepresent
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What the **** bro
What the **** bro
#90 to #7 - tranquilizer
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User avatar #42 - cann
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i was molested when iwas 7 untilli was 13
User avatar #117 to #42 - gameless
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If you don't like it then don't come back here.
#364 to #42 - anon id: 457a06f9
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I don't have the balls to say that I was molested for 2 years by my cousin, and still give away even my identity on this site.
#371 to #42 - opsbuttbuddy
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Damn molested for 7 years straight, that's about 61,000 hours. how ya feeling?
User avatar #566 to #42 - gmaxx
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me too
sucks
User avatar #577 to #566 - cann
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110 thumbs wtf fj i just wanted a few of you to know. goddamnit.
User avatar #717 to #42 - neokun
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You replied to a rape joke earlier and now I don't know if you really were raped and taking it lightly or were just kidding.
User avatar #724 to #717 - cann
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no i honestly was.
User avatar #726 to #724 - neokun
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Then that guy is most likely going to try raping other children till the day he stops breathing. You could prevent that by calling up the hotline.
User avatar #729 to #726 - cann
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no, now he just watches kids on tv.
User avatar #730 to #729 - neokun
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You mean childrens shows?
User avatar #732 to #730 - cann
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little league **** lik tht
User avatar #786 to #732 - kwizzy
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Dude if you can't do it for yourself do it for the others. Don't be so selfish. Report him. The legal authorities will not let you suffer financially if you get rid of him. You can only benefit from reporting him.
User avatar #734 to #732 - neokun
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Well thats not the point. He thought it would be nice to have sex with a child and then get away with it. Do you realize how potential you have to **** up his life? He could and would be sent to prison where he will anally bleed for the rest of his life. Plus you could gain criminal injury compensation which will help with that homeless problem you were talking about.
User avatar #727 to #724 - neokun
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You have no idea the kind of support you can get for rape victims. But you've probably heard this alot before.
#738 to #42 - jacobclabough
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just ******* alert the police before this ****** rapes more innocent children god damn.
just ******* alert the police before this ****** rapes more innocent children god damn.
#248 to #42 - Her
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Who and where. I'll get over there and beat some ass. His asshole will be torn asunder!
Who and where. I'll get over there and beat some ass. His asshole will be torn asunder!
User avatar #299 to #248 - cann
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my stepdad
#460 to #299 - Her
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I'm gonna find that **** and kill him.   
Either way..   
You need to report it.   
Please.
I'm gonna find that **** and kill him.
Either way..
You need to report it.
Please.
User avatar #470 to #460 - cann
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idk
User avatar #760 to #470 - eanirae
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I'll join everyone else and say that you honestly should report that little ****... doing anything without consent is ******* gross (even though we joke with rape, necrophiliacs and ****) and your stepdad deserves to get his ass beat to **** in prison....
#123 to #42 - jbywalec
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Praying for you buddy, I could give you the whole "I understand how you feel" speech. But I do not, I just hope you will see that your future will be brighter and happier.    
   
Here is a cute gif though...
Praying for you buddy, I could give you the whole "I understand how you feel" speech. But I do not, I just hope you will see that your future will be brighter and happier.

Here is a cute gif though...
User avatar #173 to #123 - cann
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im 19 now and live with the man who did it. dont wana say anything cause then my mom and i will be homeless, again.
User avatar #174 to #173 - jbywalec
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>Report the crime to the Police.
>Get the guy sentenced and jailed.
>Get his house

I know it is not as simple as that but you can try man.
User avatar #178 to #174 - cann
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lil late.
he did it to one of my friends to. he told his bro and his bro called him a lier that was like 10 years ago.
#234 to #178 - swagbot
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Cann, my mann, hold on:

I just read that...
1. You were molested from 7 to 13.
2. The same person molested one of your friends.
3. You are currently living with this person...
4. ...and yet you don't want to report him b/c you'd be homeless.

So, I have a few questions for you:
> Who was this guy?
> Have you told anyone beside us (FJ)?
> Did your parents not notice?
> Why are you now living with the guy who did it?

Methinks:
1. This ************ has molested more than just you and your friend - he's probably molested several other kids.
2. YOU need to be the one to have the balls here, and report him to the police, and tell anyone else you know was molested by him to join you with testimony...
3. ...REGARDLESS of whether or not your parents will help.
4. And if you mom is a good person, there are charitable and government programs so that you and her can find housing/income...
5. ...but if your mom is an airhead OR WORSE, knew about this as it was happening and ignored you, then YOU can find income and housing yourself, and leave her dead-ass behind.

(inb4 but muh famileez NO. STOP. You are a good person. They are weak and mediocre. Are you really gonna tie your life to their dead-weight? No. In a few years, your outlook will change, i guarantee it. So be mature beyond your age and start living your own live now. Don't get another 8 years down the road and realize you've wasted time looking out for them for nothing.)
#249 to #234 - skiskis
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Honestly couldn't have been said better
Honestly couldn't have been said better
User avatar #301 to #234 - cann
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only told fj juust now.
hes my stepdad.
mom has married him for 10 years.
and yes i cant rent a house on my pay.
or i would turn him in.
#366 to #301 - unholyjebus
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I don't know your situation but what I do know is that since he's done this in the past, there's a really good chance that he'll do it again. If you don't report him you'll have to live with that.
User avatar #411 to #366 - cann
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he prolly will will but not to me. im big enought to defend myself now.
#585 to #411 - thedudeintheshirt
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Cann. You owe it to yourself to turn this man in. If not, he's going to scar the lives of other children, and it will be because YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP HIM. Stop being a pussy and do the right thing.
#820 to #411 - swagbot
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Yeah, what thedudeintheshirt said - by now, it's not about you anymore - it's about the other kids that he's probably planning on screwing around with right now.

Don't mean to be harsh here, but if you don't stand up and do something, you are responsible for a significant portion of the yet-to-happen tragedy of another kid getting molested.

(inb4 "but he is the one who committed the act! It's not my fault!")
WRONG.

Evil is like a force of nature. (actually, it IS a force of nature, just like Good).

That Force of Nature is gonna do what it's gonna do.
All that you can worry about is what you have to do to deal with it.


(inb4 "He's changed, i feel bad for him etc.")
Few things:
1. Child molesters rarely spontaneously give up their ways - it's a 1-in-40,000 sort of thing.
2. You don't know that for sure. What if he molests another kid, and that kid turn into a molester, and does the same to three MORE kids? The only way to stop evil is to STOP IT DEAD IN ITS TRACKS... BEFORE IT HURTS OTHERS AND SPREADS!!
4. I don't care if he had it rough as a kid or whatever - you've experienced molestation now - are YOU going to go out and do it now? No. Because you've chosen to not be an asshole. He failed in that choice. Whether by Soul, Nature, or Nurture, he has Failed the Test of Humanity. Game Over. GG. No RE. maybe in the next life.


tl:dr Thanks for telling us. Now clean up the trash in your neighborhood, and come back to FJ with news of your victory.
#821 to #301 - swagbot
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"i cant rent a house on my pay.
or i would turn him in."

Ask FJ for ideas:
> No Jobs? Where to move for good jobs?
> No housing? FJ Donation for a few months' rent to get you set up and out on your own.
> Government $$$ - where to get, how to get? Ask FJ - they might be of help. (inb4 moral outrage - I've been from one side to the other on this issue, and have FIRMLY settled on it being okay to take gov $$$. I'll explain in more detail if you want.)

You got bros here - don't suffer in a pool of ****.
User avatar #302 to #234 - cann
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i love my mom though. she has no idea it happend.
im never going to tell her
User avatar #203 to #178 - jbywalec
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It is never to late man, look at people like Rolf Harris, done his crimes in the 70's and he has recently been jailed for it. Do it man, the whole of funnyjunk will back you!
#15 - pensivepangolin
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Forgive me Admin for I have sinned.
User avatar #93 to #15 - connorjacks
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Beat me to it.
User avatar #105 - RedJoker
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I have a tumblr account
User avatar #617 to #105 - killermoosed
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I do too... All it is is guns and porn.
User avatar #370 to #105 - emptysuperman
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Faggot.
#377 to #105 - syfygeek
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I have one too. but i use it to troll feminist trigender-transwhalefags
I have one too. but i use it to troll feminist trigender-transwhalefags
#252 to #105 - Customer Services
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Git ban'd.
#288 to #252 - themarineelite
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SOMEONE SAY HERESY?
#687 to #288 - greedtheavaricious
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#669 to #667 - themarineelite
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#675 to #674 - themarineelite
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IT IS THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHNBLEEEEEEEEEEEEDE
IT IS THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHNBLEEEEEEEEEEEEDE
#676 to #675 - greedtheavaricious
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By far the most annoying thing to play against. You think Dark Souls is hard? Try to beat a ******* Baneblade.
#678 to #676 - themarineelite
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CREED + BANEBLADES = A WHOLE LOTTA RAGE
CREED + BANEBLADES = A WHOLE LOTTA RAGE
#680 to #678 - greedtheavaricious
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MFW people only play Imperium for Baneblade.

Gotta fukken Chaos rush them before it gets so far.
#681 to #680 - themarineelite
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#682 to #681 - greedtheavaricious
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I used to main Chaos before I found to light.
#683 to #682 - themarineelite
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BUT YOU ARE STILL TAINTED AND NO LONGER WORTHY OF LIVING AMONGST MANKIND. Then again you can always join Khorne
#684 to #683 - greedtheavaricious
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Got a whole folder dedicated to Khorne and one of my favorite bands is Debauchery...
#686 to #684 - themarineelite
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When life gives you lemons...
#55 - soczy
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I watched Boku no Pico and...masturbated.
User avatar #443 to #55 - discardedslinky
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i did too
#506 to #55 - dadukesta
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How is this not #1?!
How is this not #1?!
User avatar #742 to #55 - dannyqd
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User avatar #372 to #55 - emptysuperman
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Well, if no one did it wouldn't be a thing.
User avatar #488 to #372 - studbeefpile
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....what is it?.......dare I ask?
User avatar #519 to #488 - psychoticcaleb
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ITS GAY PORN YO
User avatar #525 to #519 - studbeefpile
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oh.....Wieners ain't my thing, but I was expecting something far worse based on how everyone was talking.....
User avatar #527 to #525 - psychoticcaleb
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Don't watch an anime named -Boku no Pico- Watch this
User avatar #531 to #527 - studbeefpile
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.....I don't think I want to.....
User avatar #533 to #531 - psychoticcaleb
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Its not an actual episode.Just a reaction to it
#555 to #533 - studbeefpile
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>hfw
>hfw
#535 to #533 - studbeefpile
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User avatar #551 to #525 - emptysuperman
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It's not gay porn, exactly. It's pedo porn. Grown man ***** a young boy. Hot idea, but poor animation.
#554 to #551 - studbeefpile
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User avatar #556 to #554 - emptysuperman
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Forgot about the crossdressing. That's a pretty big part of it. Watch the YouTube video the guy below me posted. Don't worry, it's YouTube, it doesn't show anything bad.
#705 to #551 - bvsfang
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User avatar #706 to #705 - emptysuperman
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Hey, I might be jerking off to little boys dressed as little girls, but at least I'm not jerking it ******* ponies.
#713 to #706 - bvsfang
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Amen to that. MFW ponies
Amen to that. MFW ponies
User avatar #583 to #488 - norkas
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GAY CHILD PORN AT THAT
User avatar #493 to #488 - nefarian
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no