Fat Bird Problems. A pigeons trying to win over a mate was denied. To add to the humor, it shows that the pigeon is like a popular description of a fat, atheist Friendzoned Fat Birds pigeons
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#2 - theblobble
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"compressed horses"
"compressed horses"
#6 - gitanisme
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#13 - rfeliz
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He didn't wear the hat when he was trying to tap that. That's where he ****** up.
#17 - willindor
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#15 - crustypizza
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#3 - pepemex
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#4 - nopefarther
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#27 - alekksandar
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>approach beautiful dove
>open beak
>stumble for words
>c-c-coo... coo.. coo-
>bread crumbs begin falling from under wings
>she flies away, disgusted
#5 - redtooth
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You know what, I'm an atheist and I've never once spoken out against Christianity. It doesn't make any sense to me personally, but I've always respected people's rights to believe what they want to. I've never had religion-based stereotypes because I am aware that every and each person is different. I've never called anyone stupid for being a Christian or a Muslim or a Hebrew; I've always viewed religion as a choice and at that a choice that one must reach on his own, not because of peer pressure or following internet trends to make yourself look like a cool edgy person. I don't quite like that a majority of you people seem to base our appearance off of r/atheism, I mean sure, the whole fedora, euphoric **** was funny at first, but because I am not a fedora wearing neckbeard, I wouldn't like to be called and represented as one just because I am an atheist. I mean, how would you people like for your image to be represented by WBC? It's rodonculous, and quite frankly I can't see the logic behind it.  Sure, it's a joke, and maybe for the first month or two it was funny, but it's gotten to the point where a fedora, neckbeard or failure to have a girlfriend necessarily means that you're an atheist. As someone living in Eastern Europe, I have to deal with enough **** on a daily basis for being an atheist as it is. I wouldn't like for the general image of atheism to become what it's becoming because that would imply I am part of that stereotype.    
   
This has hopefully been a respectful and non-offensive rant from my side, and thank you for reading.
You know what, I'm an atheist and I've never once spoken out against Christianity. It doesn't make any sense to me personally, but I've always respected people's rights to believe what they want to. I've never had religion-based stereotypes because I am aware that every and each person is different. I've never called anyone stupid for being a Christian or a Muslim or a Hebrew; I've always viewed religion as a choice and at that a choice that one must reach on his own, not because of peer pressure or following internet trends to make yourself look like a cool edgy person. I don't quite like that a majority of you people seem to base our appearance off of r/atheism, I mean sure, the whole fedora, euphoric **** was funny at first, but because I am not a fedora wearing neckbeard, I wouldn't like to be called and represented as one just because I am an atheist. I mean, how would you people like for your image to be represented by WBC? It's rodonculous, and quite frankly I can't see the logic behind it. Sure, it's a joke, and maybe for the first month or two it was funny, but it's gotten to the point where a fedora, neckbeard or failure to have a girlfriend necessarily means that you're an atheist. As someone living in Eastern Europe, I have to deal with enough **** on a daily basis for being an atheist as it is. I wouldn't like for the general image of atheism to become what it's becoming because that would imply I am part of that stereotype.

This has hopefully been a respectful and non-offensive rant from my side, and thank you for reading.
#7 to #5 - pacoseago
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**pacoseago rolled a random image posted in comment #7390987 at Safe For Work Random Board **
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#8 to #5 - anon id: 2356f88d
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I don't think this has anything to do with atheism or christianity. Sounds like you've got a lot of pent-up rage and insecurity, try not to word-barf over nothing. It's neckbeards in general that are associated with fedoras, not just atheists.

Also, even if this had anything to do with your rant, a.) it sounds like you're a 14-15 year old, and b.) the use of "rodonculous" invalidates it entirely.
#9 to #5 - anon id: 2356f88d
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Oh, just saw the description. So, I revoke the first part, OP's a faggot, etc., but the addendum at the end still stands.
User avatar #11 to #9 - redtooth
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and it's not just this content I see it on, I see it on pretty much any neckbeard/fedora/friendzone related content. Someone, either OP or someone in the comments always unnecessarily ties it to atheism.
User avatar #10 to #9 - redtooth
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I am not in fact 14-15, and I am sorry if my use of rodonculous instead of ridiculous made it seem that way. That was definitely not the intention, because I don't view it as a childish word, I just tried to put some light-heartedness into the rant, I guess.
User avatar #21 to #10 - garymotherfingoak
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im guessing you were thumbed down by tl'dr fags, or your story wasn't relevant enough to the content
User avatar #22 to #21 - redtooth
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probably wasn't relevant to the content all that much, but I needed to get it off my heart. The red thumbs won't make me stand by my opinion any less, though.
User avatar #29 to #22 - garymotherfingoak
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and you may just have to ignore all the fedora jokes, knowing that you're certainly not one of those edgy neckbeards the fedora is associated with nowadays.
User avatar #28 to #22 - garymotherfingoak
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alrighty then.
#14 to #5 - anon id: 199bb9ed
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cool story, bro.
#25 to #5 - zzforrest
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#30 to #5 - mrpavelowgrimm
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#32 to #5 - keybladewarrior [OP]
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If you read properly, I said "Popular desription", I never meant it to be directly offensive against any atheist, fat person, or fedora-wearers in general. But thanks for that respectful rant, and not a flip out.
If you read properly, I said "Popular desription", I never meant it to be directly offensive against any atheist, fat person, or fedora-wearers in general. But thanks for that respectful rant, and not a flip out.
#1 - anon id: 310e0adf
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You tried at a super descriptive description, but failed. He doesn't have a neck beard, and how do you know he's Atheist? Boom.
User avatar #16 to #1 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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found the atheist
User avatar #31 to #1 - keybladewarrior [OP]
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If you read properly, I said "Popular desription"
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