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I' m in a bookstore sipping on Apple the woman behind
me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing ED
Shades Fame
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents'
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by
the Cullens
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Submitted: 01/04/2014
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User avatar #1 - Dwarf (01/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get it.
User avatar #3 to #1 - unlithe (01/04/2014) [-]
women are primarily psychotic is was i took from this.
#5 - oxYKellark (01/04/2014) [+] (11 replies)

I hate most women.
But sex is fun.

#14 to #5 - duedum (01/04/2014) [-]
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#47 - miklthepikl (01/04/2014) [+] (7 replies)
So, heres my ******* terrifying 50 shades of grey story

>be at the mall
>in microsoft store grabbing a new xbone game
>finish my business, proceed to go a pink berry for yogurt ( ***** like crack)
>sit down in the sun to eat said yogurt and catch up on some reading
>suddenly, a wild landwhale appears
>plops herself down next to me, and pulls out 50 shades of grey
************ .herewego
>im too lazy/dont care enough to move
mistakesweremade.jpg
>after about 4 minutes, this bitch starts gyrating on the bench
>moans can be heard
>people are staring
>i'm staring
>leave.
>went home and took 3 showers



But god forbid i adjust my nuts in public....
#13 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (01/04/2014) [+] (61 replies)
this is the kind of 						****					 that makes me ashamed to admit  i like to read/write fanfiction. cus people think im like that, let me tell you something, I've read fan fics that are on par with novels that you can buy. in fact I've read some that are better!    
   
it's easy to tell a bad writer and a good one when it comes to fanfiction. and the good ones are normally 						*******					 amazing, and could easily publish a decent book if they tried.
this is the kind of **** that makes me ashamed to admit i like to read/write fanfiction. cus people think im like that, let me tell you something, I've read fan fics that are on par with novels that you can buy. in fact I've read some that are better!

it's easy to tell a bad writer and a good one when it comes to fanfiction. and the good ones are normally ******* amazing, and could easily publish a decent book if they tried.
User avatar #45 - leafonthewind (01/04/2014) [-]
this unpitched my man tent
#46 - darlingdo (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Oh, it gets better I bet. It's a self-insert.

You find out later that she's Edward's lost child, but because of Bella's interactions with Jacob, this gal is part werewolf. She must work her way through a horde of zombies who happen to want to bang her so she can screw Neville Longbottom and have his love child. While pregnant she learns the lost art of water bending so she can cure herself from a disease and save the baby who is destined to save the world.

However this is only revealed in book 3, "Return of the Super Hot Ninjas"

#77 - ugoboom (01/04/2014) [-]
MSpaintskills.jpg
#122 - bocatadesesos (01/04/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I will regret for asking but, what's a cock ring?
I will regret for asking but, what's a cock ring?
#126 to #122 - amazingunicorn (01/04/2014) [-]
A ring you put on your penis, that squeezes it so you can last longer during sex. Before you ask, no they are not very safe.
#82 - jonathankitty (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How large was that apple cider when you've been sipping on it, and it's lasted you an hour?   
   
I want a cup like that.
How large was that apple cider when you've been sipping on it, and it's lasted you an hour?

I want a cup like that.
User avatar #28 - sanguinesolitude (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
tell her she's got it all wrong and that you want to take her back to your house and ravage her to prove it. Worst case scenario she throws her drink at you and you end up a bad character in her fanfic. (eternal fame) Best case you **** her and you end up a main character in her fanfic. (eternal glory)
#39 - bemmo (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
There is good fanfiction, and there is bad fanfiction. I doubt this will fall amongst the former.
There is good fanfiction, and there is bad fanfiction. I doubt this will fall amongst the former.
#20 - pacs (01/04/2014) [+] (7 replies)
wait what ?
harry potter was adopted by the cullens in 50 shades of grey ....
now my mind is trying to put a story together goddammit ........
User avatar #23 to #20 - soupkittenagain (01/04/2014) [-]
If it helps, she was writing a fanfic of 50 shades.
#167 - iluvnutella (01/04/2014) [-]
MFW man-tent
#102 - solarisofcelestia (01/04/2014) [-]
Guess what fan-fic I'm writing.
Guess what fan-fic I'm writing.
User avatar #8 - TARDIS (01/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Wasn't there a movie where a guy could read women minds, or something.

Anyway, I get the feeling that if that to happen in real life the guy would just be huddled in a corner traumatized by what really goes on women's heads.

While if a woman could read men's minds, she'd just be surprised by how tame it is.
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#118 to #114 - holyfool (01/04/2014) [-]
Anyone who still trolls needs to get a life seriously.
User avatar #130 - neonnurse (01/04/2014) [-]
Since everybody is talking about fan fictions I'll just remind people that there is holy bible fan fiction including Hitler+Jesus
#60 - weirddark ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
mfw
#2 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Riot Comp **
Welcome to Hell.
#26 to #2 - mckinkymcormic (01/04/2014) [-]
AMAZING ROLL!
AMAZING ROLL!
#4 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
People are going to judge her but people do the same 						****					 for MLP and Various Anime shows. Same 						****					, different demographic. Its not as fun when its about something you asshats don't like.   
   
Maybe one day you 						*********					 will learn to draw the line with your fandoms.
People are going to judge her but people do the same **** for MLP and Various Anime shows. Same **** , different demographic. Its not as fun when its about something you asshats don't like.

Maybe one day you ********* will learn to draw the line with your fandoms.
User avatar #34 to #4 - coolranchderpitos (01/04/2014) [-]
i thought the jokes was that she was talking about in public for over an hour
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