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I' m in a bookstore sipping on Apple the woman behind
me gets on the phone and starts loudly discussing ED
Shades Fame
There are ninjas
Every single male has a cock ring
She calls erections “Man Tents'
Its been almost an hour
Its been two hours and its at the part where Harry Potter gets adopted by
the Cullens
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - Dwarf
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I don't get it.
User avatar #211 to #1 - suikerpapa
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fanfiction + middle aged women = nononononononononononono
User avatar #3 to #1 - unlithe
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women are primarily psychotic is was i took from this.
#210 to #3 - thesinful
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User avatar #250 to #3 - phaegitt
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Women are primarily secondarily and finally psychotic is what i took from 27 years of walking this earth infested with their ****** up thoughts.
User avatar #251 to #250 - unlithe
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i conquer wholeheartedly, my fellow victim of feminine madness.
#5 - oxYKellark
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I hate most women.
But sex is fun.

#133 to #5 - anon id: d8119663
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Then you hang out with some ****** women.
User avatar #177 to #5 - derpingthederps
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Sex is fun
You hate woman
that means ur gay
#195 to #177 - oxYKellark
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I can have sex with people i hate.
Everyone knows that.
I said i hate MOST women not all of them. Its just like they are so damn boring most of the time and the most fun they ever have is going out to the bars and getting wasted with friends and causing relationship drama.

So far i haven't met any girls that are attractive, like video games, aren't retarded when it comes to the military and government and actually have hobbies or jobs that are interesting to me. When i do, i suppose my opinion will change but until then I'm stuck.
User avatar #203 to #195 - derpingthederps
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C'mon! Just admit it! All girlss are lame!

But yeah, I know what you actually mean, I just felt like insulting people when I can :3
User avatar #18 to #5 - lunaisamazing
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Yeah, butt sex is fun
#128 to #18 - oxYKellark
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#6 to #5 - marsupilami
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Women are like Italian cars. You know they're probably not worth the money they're going to cost you. You know they'll give you all kinds of headaches and frustration but then you look at them and still have to have one.
#14 to #5 - duedum
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#41 to #14 - bemmo
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#44 to #14 - envinite
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But Le fedora gentlemen don't want sex, since they believe it against their purity beliefs. Le fedora gentlemen only do long distance spooning and hover hand semi hugging.
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#47 - miklthepikl
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So, heres my ******* terrifying 50 shades of grey story

>be at the mall
>in microsoft store grabbing a new xbone game
>finish my business, proceed to go a pink berry for yogurt (***** like crack)
>sit down in the sun to eat said yogurt and catch up on some reading
>suddenly, a wild landwhale appears
>plops herself down next to me, and pulls out 50 shades of grey
************.herewego
>im too lazy/dont care enough to move
mistakesweremade.jpg
>after about 4 minutes, this bitch starts gyrating on the bench
>moans can be heard
>people are staring
>i'm staring
>leave.
>went home and took 3 showers



But god forbid i adjust my nuts in public....
#185 to #47 - anon id: b9778657
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SPACE DANDY!!!
#89 to #47 - darkboss
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#153 to #47 - yisumad
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User avatar #207 to #47 - thesinful
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My mother wanted me to buy the 50 Shades trilogy for X-mas a couple years back. We had a back and forth over whether it was porn or not. Eventually I got it for her. A week after X-mas, she called to tell me it wasn't porn; it was bad porn.
#94 to #47 - groovierpoet
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#163 to #47 - LePedobear
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That last line!
#58 to #47 - mrpavelowgrimm
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#13 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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this is the kind of **** that makes me ashamed to admit  i like to read/write fanfiction. cus people think im like that, let me tell you something, I've read fan fics that are on par with novels that you can buy. in fact I've read some that are better!    
   
it's easy to tell a bad writer and a good one when it comes to fanfiction. and the good ones are normally ******* amazing, and could easily publish a decent book if they tried.
this is the kind of **** that makes me ashamed to admit i like to read/write fanfiction. cus people think im like that, let me tell you something, I've read fan fics that are on par with novels that you can buy. in fact I've read some that are better!

it's easy to tell a bad writer and a good one when it comes to fanfiction. and the good ones are normally ******* amazing, and could easily publish a decent book if they tried.
#65 to #13 - hypotheticals
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any suggestions? :3
User avatar #67 to #65 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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well what books,movies, games etc. do you like?
#69 to #67 - hypotheticals
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Spiderman, Deadpool, ( a combination of the two would be great), Avengers, Last of Us, and Bioshock. :3
User avatar #71 to #69 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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ah, well i have yet to read any FF's of these sections. but my advice would be just go to fanfiction.net and browser their section. look for ones that catch your eye or have a lot of reviews, those tend to be the best
sorry i can't be more help.
#72 to #71 - hypotheticals
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It's kay :3 but thanks a lot :3
User avatar #212 to #72 - Tormound
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Make sure you filter for highest reviewed or favorites. 5 hours late I know but it must be mentioned!
User avatar #83 to #13 - zafara
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Have you ever read Eureka Cats? It's actually a very well written fanfiction of the SWAT Kats winding up in the town of Eureka in another dimension, that is longer than all the Harry Potter books put together, apparently. I only started reading because of that, but then I can't stop because of the anatomically correct weirdness.
User avatar #220 to #83 - thesinful
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Really? Wow. Longest I've seen was 1.7 million words.
User avatar #255 to #220 - zafara
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Was is good? What was it called and what was it about?
User avatar #258 to #255 - thesinful
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Soul Chess. It was a Code Geass and Bleach crossover. Basic premise is that when Lelouch dies, he awakens in Soul Society about 150 years before the series starts (and thus about 40 years before Aizen makes the Vaizards).
User avatar #259 to #258 - zafara
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But was it any good?
User avatar #260 to #259 - thesinful
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I liked it well enough. Had enough characters that keeping track of them all could be a bit bothersome. And though it did not stop his apprentice, Lelouch had the most awesome method of stopping Aizen. Geass, "Aizen! Kill yourself!"
User avatar #261 to #260 - zafara
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Yeah, that would be useful.
User avatar #262 to #261 - thesinful
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His apprentice was Dangerously Genre Savvy however. He quickly designed contacts for his entire army to render them immune to geass.
User avatar #263 to #262 - zafara
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Meh, good enough plan.
User avatar #120 to #13 - mystacheisop
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For example penpal. It was a creepypasta but is now a novel on amazon.
User avatar #215 to #120 - newforomador
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I've heard of it but never read it. Is it really for sale on Amazon? Or is it something similar written by the same person?
User avatar #183 to #13 - cheeziswin
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I feel ya. I've read a Left 4 Dead 2 one by the name of Two Step. **** had me crying on multiple occasions.
User avatar #209 to #13 - thesinful
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I've read fanfiction where I start at 8 pm and when I finally find a good stopping point, I realize it's 10 am.
Team 8
Oh God Not Again
Make A Wish series
Shinobi of the High Seas
Delenda Est
Dauntless
The Lie I've Lived
Protector's Pride
The Thief of Hogwarts
First Try series

There are a million fanfics of amazing quality, thousands that are better than canon, and a hundred billion that are utter ****.
User avatar #217 to #209 - newforomador
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Shinobi of the High Seas sounds interesting. Could you give a quick synopsis, preferably without giving any big spoilers for it.
User avatar #218 to #217 - thesinful
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Naruto post canon decides to ride a ship. Ends up meeting Luffy's crew about the same time as them dealing with Buggy. After Arlong, Naruto heads out with his own crew and ship (made up almost entirely of minor characters like Johnny, Yosaku, and Nojiko. Though the 1st mate is an OC). Still meets up with the Straw-hats from time to time but doesn't take their fights.
Naruto is stupidly overpowered in the East Blue but once he gets to the Grand Line he starts dealing with people that make him fight all out.
Also, Naruto does know Hiraishin but since he only has a couple dozen kunai, and doesn't know how to make more (or burn seals with his chakra), he doesn't spam it. Mostly he just gives a kunai to allies so they can call him if they need help.
User avatar #224 to #218 - newforomador
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I actually haven't watched Naruto or One Piece for awhile, and what I have watched isn't up to the point you're talking about, so I have no idea what you said. But it seems like an interesting enough fic that I might check it out some time.
User avatar #227 to #224 - thesinful
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Let's see. It started around the time Naruto gained his newer Kyuubi mode. The fic itself has just reached Post-Marineford which was the last arc before the time-skip. The writer has done some other good stories but that's my favorite.
Better Left Unsaid is a For Want Of A Nail style story where Mizuki doesn't get to tell Naruto about the Kyuubi.
The Sealed Kunai is one where Naruto had his memories and abilities sealed away from his time in Root but the seal breaks while fighting Gaara. That's complete btw.
The Newest Challenger is a Naruto/Street Fighter crossover where Naruto and Sasuke ended up in the Street Fighter world during the battle at the Valley Of The End.
Great Clan Days is a Naruto story where the hidden villages never formed.
The Number 1 Hyperactive Knuckleheaded Master is a Pokemon/Naruto crossover where Naruto explores a new continent during the 3 year time skip. Starts in Kanto, is currently up to Johto I think. Doesn't have Ash or Gary I think, but rather Red and Blue
True Warriors Never Die is a Bleach/Naruto where Naruto (now a couple thousand years old) happens to wander into a modern day Karakura town right around the time Uryuu uses the hollow bait. Naruto goes on to form his own side: Equilibrium which is dedicated to keeping the balance between both sides. Thus employing humans, rogue shinigami, and... others.
#16 to #13 - primalneon
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<Slightly misused image but I think it fits.

I read fanfics stories in my ICT class when I've finished my work. Every five minutes my friend leans over to check if I'm reading something 'dirty' then proceeds to talk about how she doesn't understand how I read such long stories and how I should try reading 'M rated one-shots'.
#131 to #13 - whyunofeellucky
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Have you ever read the ME: Memoirs? god that ****** amazing.
While I am not comfortable reading slash to be honest, Prisoners Row Red vs. Blue has a amazing story.
Though, its been hard finding some good Dragon age or Skyrim ones.
#269 to #131 - glenncocoo
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Also, what is Memoirs about?
#268 to #131 - glenncocoo
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Yeah every DA one is a Mary Sue story, that or just badly or meh written. There was one I read that was actually pretty good, well written and such. The author (who I'm just assuming is a she) actually makes it kind of make sense that the American woman got into the world of Thedas. Or maybe it was just the ridiculous amount of Mary sueing that made everything else seem good.
Seriously, The American woman, Alexandria I think is was (Alex for short duh), is a doctor, boxer, has done fencing and kickboxing, dancing, knows everything about the medieval times, bartenders during her free time (what free time?), was the best at everything and, ofcourse, is the most beautiful woman that ever was.
But one of the reasons I like it was some of the well written things that happened (most things without the OC), like when Morrigan dies during childbirth due to (some enemies I can't remember) kept her from healing herself and rips the child from her. When they found out even Alistair said "No one dererves a death like that. Not even Morrigan"
#174 to #13 - mazzyrazzy
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I'm also a fanfic reader/writer. I'm with ya!   
   
What fandoms do you write for?
I'm also a fanfic reader/writer. I'm with ya!

What fandoms do you write for?
#17 to #13 - inuares
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and then there's people who write professional fan fiction. although, to be fair, Robert Jordan left a detailed manuscript
User avatar #43 to #17 - mattimeon
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WHEEL OF TIME! Yes! I know none of you care but I'm currently on book eight and if you like fantasy give this long, but worthy series a try.
User avatar #273 to #43 - inuares
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Book ten is boring. Press on and continue. It gets better.
User avatar #186 to #17 - mesana
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Hurray for Wheel of Time reference!
where my username comes from...
User avatar #229 to #186 - inuares
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did you get to the end yet?
#271 to #229 - mesana
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Yes I did and the last book was incredible. The series ended so amazingly and things I had been waiting for the entire long journey came together at last. There are just too many things that are badass about the entire book series. I need to go back and reread them all within a short time frame.

Who's your favorite character?? Haha
Pic related: It's my favorite character.
#272 to #271 - inuares
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Mat was my favorite character. Second favorite was Perrin. Both were badass but perrin seemed a tad stoic in his conversations. Mat had a great sense of humor that made me smile like like a bloody idiot.
User avatar #25 to #13 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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fanfict makes me cringe because of people like her.
User avatar #27 to #13 - potatot
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Is... is it possible for there to be good fanfics?

You're lying.
User avatar #36 to #27 - toxicwarning
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Harry Potter and the methods of rationality... nuff said
#51 to #36 - blokrokker
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#279 to #51 - applecrash
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Source on the image? For science ofcourse.
User avatar #280 to #279 - blokrokker
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Damn *****, this was from January. ANYWAY, this is from the Touhou futa-doujin Magnum Koishi by imizu, from the doujin circle Nitro Unknown.
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#281 to #280 - applecrash
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***** I feel you, but when you've got the thirst, you've got the thirst.
User avatar #121 to #51 - daentraya
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It's written by Yudkowski, also writer and host of a website called LessWrong. Basically he is super smart, and his fanfic has smarts that makes Voldemort feel like a toddler, and had to raise the base intelligence of many people around him, who are 11, to be equal to a smart 18 year old just to get rid of Mary-sue effect.
So yeah, add that kind of smarts to a Harry Potter and let him loose into a world of magic. It's great
#129 to #121 - blokrokker
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Oh I read it, I read about 10-15 chapters before I got sick of Harry's ********.
User avatar #52 to #51 - toxicwarning
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YOU CANNOT HIDE THE TRUTH
#53 to #52 - blokrokker
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User avatar #54 to #53 - toxicwarning
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no, really. It's better than the originals... well in my opinion anyways
#55 to #54 - blokrokker
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#56 to #55 - toxicwarning
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are you challenging me to a reaction pic battle? ITS ON
#57 to #56 - blokrokker
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User avatar #59 to #57 - toxicwarning
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i give up
#61 to #59 - blokrokker
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User avatar #63 to #27 - Johnsfer
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I've read a Kim Possible series that kept me glued to my PS3 because that's where I read them before I got a laptop.
There were 5 stories. I read one a night for like 6 hours each.

Then you get **** that makes it look like only young teenage girls like, with **** like yaoi or summaries that go like "Naruto saw sasuke naked, what does happen?"
#123 to #63 - deckbox
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**deckbox rolled a random image posted in comment #171689 at Friendly ** my ex wrote a naruto fanfic about vampires...

mfw
User avatar #31 to #27 - dreigamos
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imgur.com/a/8ltAH

If you Play LoL, this is a really sweet one
User avatar #182 to #31 - zhayce
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Really good.
User avatar #79 to #31 - darknak
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oh my god, that was good xD
i went from "heh interested" to "what the **** no don't make me feel sad like that" to "yay i like happy ending" xD
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#158 to #27 - anon id: 79dc64b1
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My Immortal, duh.
User avatar #84 to #27 - zafara
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Well the good fanfics are usually full of extremely detailed porn or are torture fics that need less detail and are very disturbing. Then you get Eureka Kats....
#74 to #27 - anon id: fe9db5b9
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I read one for Hellsing that was basically all the **** that happened since Alucard was bound to the family and then getting sealed away. Was bretty good.
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this unpitched my man tent
#46 - darlingdo
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Oh, it gets better I bet. It's a self-insert.

You find out later that she's Edward's lost child, but because of Bella's interactions with Jacob, this gal is part werewolf. She must work her way through a horde of zombies who happen to want to bang her so she can screw Neville Longbottom and have his love child. While pregnant she learns the lost art of water bending so she can cure herself from a disease and save the baby who is destined to save the world.

However this is only revealed in book 3, "Return of the Super Hot Ninjas"

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User avatar #73 to #46 - voltblack
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Wait, so what's going to happen in book 2?
#80 to #73 - darlingdo
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The self insert is introduced. See, she wasn't in book 1 because she was busy training on the top of Mount Everest (Which she moves to the moon, by the way and meets a super sexy alien who ***** her and gives her the ability to be super swagalicious. Hence why she can kill all the ninjas).   
   
She makes an epic journey to the center of the earth where there's a monastery. At the monastery, there's an oracle. The oracle tells her she has to travel back to the moon and kill the alien previously mentioned to stop the zombies from taking over the government. It carries over into the third book.
The self insert is introduced. See, she wasn't in book 1 because she was busy training on the top of Mount Everest (Which she moves to the moon, by the way and meets a super sexy alien who ***** her and gives her the ability to be super swagalicious. Hence why she can kill all the ninjas).

She makes an epic journey to the center of the earth where there's a monastery. At the monastery, there's an oracle. The oracle tells her she has to travel back to the moon and kill the alien previously mentioned to stop the zombies from taking over the government. It carries over into the third book.
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MSpaintskills.jpg
#122 - bocatadesesos
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I will regret for asking but, what's a cock ring?
I will regret for asking but, what's a cock ring?
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User avatar #135 to #132 - kanatana
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I have actually seen a few with little vibes on them before.

Don't ask.
#141 to #135 - anon id: 7e167c07
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That's not what their used for though. That's just an add on.
User avatar #149 to #141 - pootismang
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This ***** knows what's up. That's like saying Funnyjunk is about anons informing logged in users that they're dumbasses, but that only applies to some of it.
User avatar #125 to #122 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account**
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its a metal or rubber ring that is tightened around the penis to keep the blood in the penis to give a stronger erection
User avatar #134 to #122 - captainwow
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OR a rubber ring that stretches and has a vibrating part on the top, feelsgoodman for both parties.
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A ring you put on your penis, that squeezes it so you can last longer during sex. Before you ask, no they are not very safe.
#127 to #126 - bocatadesesos
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(01/04/2014) [-]
oh
oh
#160 to #127 - Savos Mok
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User avatar #216 to #127 - mexicandudeinsd
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(01/05/2014) [-]
what does your username mean?
User avatar #274 to #216 - bocatadesesos
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(01/06/2014) [-]
brain sandwich
User avatar #275 to #274 - mexicandudeinsd
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(01/06/2014) [-]
pense ke era algo de sesos porque nunca avia escuchado bocata
User avatar #170 to #127 - strangemoo
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(01/04/2014) [-]
But from what I hear, they can tend to hurt like hell.
#82 - jonathankitty
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(01/04/2014) [-]
How large was that apple cider when you've been sipping on it, and it's lasted you an hour?   
   
I want a cup like that.
How large was that apple cider when you've been sipping on it, and it's lasted you an hour?

I want a cup like that.
#88 to #82 - dontknowmeatall
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(01/04/2014) [-]
Sam's Club Medium cup.
#97 to #88 - LewdFlapjack
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(01/04/2014) [-]
One time the water was out at my house so i went to Sam's and got a large and filled it with water. I filled the tub, cooked dinner, watered the cat and dog and i still have 3/4's of it left. All for only 4 cents.
#100 to #97 - captainstinkypinky
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User avatar #28 - sanguinesolitude
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(01/04/2014) [-]
tell her she's got it all wrong and that you want to take her back to your house and ravage her to prove it. Worst case scenario she throws her drink at you and you end up a bad character in her fanfic. (eternal fame) Best case you **** her and you end up a main character in her fanfic. (eternal glory)
#32 to #28 - doctorprofessornv
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