PREFACE TO THIS ************
>Work at a hotel, best in the city I live
>Football players stay there during the season before games
>I work in the banquet department, you know the people that serves food at events such as weddings
Alright let's get started now that that is out of the way.
>Work at night, obviously a wedding because it's wedding season
>The bride and groom (let's call the bride dickbutt, not important at this particular moment) were giving us hell the entire night, "We just want it all to be perfect!"
>All of us were giving them the look that basically screams ****
>Finally about a hour before the event starts, they leave to go eat or something (they were fat)
>A co-worker, let's call him Jeremy, comes up with a master plan because we're sick of this ****
>Tells everyone that we just have to follow his lead when we walk into the room (we like to watch the ceremonies, they're actually pretty cool)
>We walk in the room, Jeremy trips, and YELLS "DICKBUTT!". When I say trips, I mean does the whole completely in the air and lands on his back thing.
>None of us had any idea what he was trying to do, so we all just follow suit
>You know, the thing, mid-air back falls with the yelling of "DIckbutt!"
>The bride gasps, and passes out. The full force falling forward onto her face.
>Can hear managers literally
dying of laughter in the back room
>Jeremy jumps up and laughs, "Shoot, bad timing to talk about our affair."
>We all get up and look at each other like what?
>And Jeremy runs out of the room.
>Jeremy was never seen again, never came in for work, never picked up any of our calls, nothing.
I miss Jeremy.