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damn wade dies in the Abh% Star
We rs movie
If you' re being serious Pm going
to cry
I haven' t seen it yet
why would you cry
why wouild you any about woe
dying
BECAUSE
I grew up on star wars
And Intr
did you really?
because grow died in the last
******* movie you retard
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User avatar #6 - andywazowski (12/18/2015) [-]
Did you know that Yoda actually died on set, it was such a beautiful scene Lucas decided to keep it in the movie. That's why he is CGI'ed in in the new ones.
User avatar #10 to #6 - bionicpanda (12/18/2015) [-]
underrated comment here
#16 to #10 - lulusaurus (12/18/2015) [-]
Stop being a ****** .
User avatar #19 to #16 - andywazowski (12/18/2015) [-]
To be fair, I had like 5 thumbs when he wrote that comment.
User avatar #26 to #24 - andywazowski (12/18/2015) [-]
I dunno what your use of the word ****** is supposed to mean here ..
User avatar #27 to #26 - xxjmacxx (12/18/2015) [-]
>>#16, Called him a ****** . You defended him.

What's confusing?

#38 to #28 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
#56 to #24 - thentherewerethree (12/19/2015) [-]
Holy **** I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out
#22 to #19 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
And look at you now! It's like more people saw your comment after an hour of it being posted! Damn, never would have seen that coming.
#45 to #23 - technicus (12/19/2015) [-]
gravy please
User avatar #46 to #16 - antideadra (12/19/2015) [-]
got sauce on that image?
#52 to #46 - yooisa (12/19/2015) [-]
Geiger Counter. I don't advise looking into it though.
#53 to #52 - antideadra (12/19/2015) [-]
im going in, if i dont return let everyone know i was never a faggot i was merely pretending
User avatar #8 to #6 - cuntism (12/18/2015) [-]
Mond. Bliwn.
User avatar #9 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
actual spoiler: Vader is Luke's father
#79 to #9 - xgeneration ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
**xgeneration used "*roll picture*"**
**xgeneration rolled image**
please don't click this spoiler he's not lying.
User avatar #50 to #9 - meganinja (12/19/2015) [-]
Chewbaca is killed trying to save Han and his kids as to let them escape the planet as a moon crashes into him. Wait, no longer canon? Oh.

Han is killed.
#57 to #50 - richiehf (12/19/2015) [-]
don't click the spoilers, or at least not the last one, I didn't click the first.
User avatar #94 to #57 - fadetometallica (12/19/2015) [-]
The first one isn't an actual spoiler. It's from the EU books, which aren't canon anymore.
User avatar #102 to #57 - meganinja (12/19/2015) [-]
They're spoilers. Click them at your own risk.
User avatar #47 to #9 - alpako (12/19/2015) [-]
Simpsons  3x12 I Married Marge the death star dowsn't blow up
User avatar #78 to #9 - sphincterface (12/19/2015) [-]
That....that can't be...


THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!
#29 to #9 - morale (12/18/2015) [-]
I know people are worried about clicking this, but it's fine, trust me.
User avatar #35 to #29 - manza (12/19/2015) [-]
asshole
User avatar #17 - dudenectar (12/18/2015) [-]
i made a fb post about how vader dies in the new one and im pretty sure ive lost some friends
#75 to #17 - innocentbabies (12/19/2015) [-]
They weren't friends worth having in the first place.
#14 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
when someone ********* about being a fan of something

and gets blown the **** out
User avatar #41 to #14 - mondominiman (12/19/2015) [-]
Dude StairWars is awesome, I love yoga and Dark Vader. Indiana Jones and the enterprise ship
User avatar #101 to #41 - battlebrotherlayn (12/19/2015) [-]
And when ambassador pewpatine sacrifices himself to save rtew I nearly cried.
User avatar #11 - removekimchi (12/18/2015) [-]
>and lotr

DONT YOU GET IT IM SO NERDY AND RANDUMB
LOOK HOW BIG MY GLASSES ARE!
User avatar #25 - NoXV (12/18/2015) [-]
Actual Star Wars spoiler: Darth Vader was Luke's father all along.
User avatar #49 to #25 - alpako (12/19/2015) [-]
oh thank you mr. blow-the-picture-for-me Simpsons  3x12 I Married Marge
User avatar #70 to #25 - yooisa (12/19/2015) [-]
That's not true. That's impossible.
User avatar #77 to #70 - schmitty (12/19/2015) [-]
Search your feelings You know it to be true.
User avatar #80 to #77 - sphincterface (12/19/2015) [-]
NOOOOO!
#31 to #25 - conorlockyer (12/19/2015) [-]
they combed the deserts and couldn't find **** .
User avatar #40 to #25 - mondominiman (12/19/2015) [-]
No, he told me you killed him
User avatar #1 - oxymoronking (12/18/2015) [-]
not the last anymore *******
also RIP in peace hands solo
User avatar #7 to #1 - cuntism (12/18/2015) [-]
The last one in this context means the previous one in the series, as in #6
User avatar #13 to #1 - sgtmajjohnson (12/18/2015) [-]
It's the last one (as in, previous one) chronologically.
#2 to #1 - wilicious (12/18/2015) [-]
Hans Yolo
#3 to #1 - christhechris (12/18/2015) [-]
what are you talking about? Yoda died in Return of the Jedi, back in '88. As far as I know that was the last star wars movie. There have been no other Star Wars movies since then.
#4 to #3 - clappytrappy (12/18/2015) [-]
there is this new one called the force awakens. you may have heard of it.
#5 to #4 - christhechris (12/18/2015) [-]
well, yeah, but until now I meant
User avatar #43 to #4 - wolfiet (12/19/2015) [-]
Last can also mean previous
User avatar #12 to #3 - guitarassassin (12/18/2015) [-]
*1983
#96 to #3 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
*1983
User avatar #18 - daringdestiny (12/18/2015) [-]
So how is the new movie, anybody seen it yet?
User avatar #51 to #18 - meganinja (12/19/2015) [-]
/Star+wars+viii+review+spolers+duh/text/5773272/

4/7. Full of gaping plotholes, but other than that it's pretty good if you aren't a fan of the extended universe, or a fan of logic.
#68 to #51 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Expanded universe sucked though. Good thing it is all now fan fiction
User avatar #103 to #68 - meganinja (12/19/2015) [-]
EU is what made the series ***** .
User avatar #32 to #18 - machiavellianhumor (12/19/2015) [-]
it's nothing special. you're getting a lot of hype praise at the moment but the movie is average and SJW pandering all the way
#69 to #32 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
How the **** does it pander to SJW's? That has to be one of the stupidest complains I have heard so far.
User avatar #37 to #18 - theoneaboveall (12/19/2015) [-]
I saw it today and it's basically made for people who didn't watch any of the other movies and some giant alien
User avatar #36 to #18 - urs (12/19/2015) [-]
Saw it today. From a fan's point of view, I was almost crying myself in excitement. It didn't quite live up to the HIGHEST standards, but it was at least a 9/10.
And the ending, oh my god...
User avatar #48 to #36 - ancientcows (12/19/2015) [-]
the fact that he didn't take it was the best part
User avatar #99 to #48 - urs (12/19/2015) [-]
You know something, you are right.
User avatar #20 to #18 - gibepesos (12/18/2015) [-]
I saw it today, It's pretty good.
#21 to #18 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
it mirrors episode 4 but very good for people who actually grew up with star wars and people who didnt
User avatar #59 - pioneermhm (12/19/2015) [-]
ACTUAL REAL SPOILER, SERIOUSLY DONT LOOK IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED THE MOVIE YET THIS IS NO JOKE So who else here is extremely pissed off that han solo dies
User avatar #60 to #59 - victorydanceofc (12/19/2015) [-]
I screamed. Like, actually screamed "NOOOO!!!" and buried my face in my boyfriend's shoulder, sobbing.

The weirdest part is, I already knew. It had been spoiled for me a day in advance and I still freaked out.
User avatar #61 to #60 - pioneermhm (12/19/2015) [-]
I legit still feel depressed till now I was actually planning on rewatching all starwars movies too Not worth anymore though
User avatar #62 to #61 - victorydanceofc (12/19/2015) [-]
You should anyway. Try to remember Han as the intense badass he was all his life, not as the lifeless husk with a smoldering hole in the middle that he is now.

What I'm saying is that it's gonna be okay.
User avatar #64 to #62 - pioneermhm (12/19/2015) [-]
I guess so , I just hate the way he ****** died thouhg, by the hands of some asshole we barely know **** about
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User avatar #65 to #63 - victorydanceofc (12/19/2015) [-]
We know plenty about him. We've just known Han for much longer. I think that since the writers were in a tough spot, it went well.
User avatar #66 to #65 - pioneermhm (12/19/2015) [-]
I guess so Idk, might just be that his death is shrouding my opinion of the scene
User avatar #67 to #66 - victorydanceofc (12/19/2015) [-]
Of course. Don't worry... the sting will dissipate over time.
#72 to #59 - teamrocketninja (12/19/2015) [-]
I am still 200% buttmad. Han was my favorite of the main heroes.
User avatar #74 to #59 - teamrocketninja (12/19/2015) [-]
Also, props for spoilering
User avatar #83 to #59 - sphincterface (12/19/2015) [-]
JonTron: WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK?


Basically this was my reaction.

Except, you know, a lot angrier.


User avatar #71 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
I dont remember yodas death though
I didnt think he did die
User avatar #81 to #71 - harrykuntz (12/19/2015) [-]
He became one withe the force, so no body or anything, then reappears as a force ghost iirc
User avatar #82 to #81 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
well yeah but all jedi do that when they die
I literally dont remember yodas death at all, was oblivious to the fact that he wasn't still a crinkly green goblin man in a swamp land or something
User avatar #84 to #82 - harrykuntz (12/19/2015) [-]
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - Yoda's last words Sorry for ****** quality, its the first I found. Its not surprising you don't remember as old as the movies are, and the fact that the last three to come out were prequals so Yoda was alive. Stuff like that mixed with time can mess with memories
#85 to #84 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Yoders noo
User avatar #86 to #85 - harrykuntz (12/19/2015) [-]
I mean, he was 900 years old and seems to have lived a full life
User avatar #87 to #86 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
but but but

goblin mans
User avatar #89 to #87 - harrykuntz (12/19/2015) [-]
Goblin mans pepsi
User avatar #30 - moonmist (12/19/2015) [-]
Real spoiler: Got ya *****
#76 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
****** , just watch the ******* movie then you don't have to worry about spoilers! xD
User avatar #91 to #76 - gagemaster (12/19/2015) [-]
The ******* joke is that they were pretending to really love star wars when they obviously haven't even seen the last starwars.
User avatar #73 - dehnoobshow (12/19/2015) [-]
Legit spoiler. Watched it tonight. A few hours ago I am moderately upset that the ****** didn't get to be a jedi. And more upset that despite Finn having better combat form than Rey, she was the one who took Kylo out of combat.
#88 to #73 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
I wanted the ****** to be the hero REEE

I wanted the ****** to have sex with the helples white girl REE


**** off bobito
User avatar #93 to #73 - thebigberg (12/19/2015) [-]
Spoliers but I wanna converse with dehnoobshow Yeah I for sure thought that Finn was going to become some sort of jedi badass in that fight. Like Kylo Ren would swing at him and Finn would use the force or something to hit him, or get away from him. Maybe in future movies he will be? Kinda upset that Luke didnt use the force to take the lightsaber out of Rey's hand at the end. That wouldve been cool as **** .
#95 to #93 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
spoilers i'm conversing with ^them the only reason Rey won was because Ben(Han's kid) gave her enough time to use what I'm fairly certain is basically battle meditation, Finn hasn't been shown to have a connection to the force, he's decent with a lightsaber only because of the training he received to become a storm trooper. it'll be interesting to see if Luke can do for Rey what Yoda did for him.
User avatar #98 to #95 - thebigberg (12/19/2015) [-]
When I watched the movie I thought to myself "What the **** is she just doing" Kylo could really have killed her right there if he wanted to but I guess he was like stunned/curious as to what she was doing. Really cant believe they killed off Han. Do you think he will be coming back? I just cant believe that they would kill him.
User avatar #33 - notwalkingwaffles (12/19/2015) [-]
I gotta admit, I forgot Yoda died for a minute.
#15 - originalsss (12/18/2015) [-]
Amazing how with the release of the new movie, so many people are getting exposed.
User avatar #39 - urs (12/19/2015) [-]
No spoilers here, but if you think about seeing it, do it. It has got to be the most excitement I had at watching a movie, I was even more excited to see Harrison Ford on screen again, as well.
I might even go as far to saying it was more exciting than the Hobbit movies, for me, at least.
#58 to #39 - sacrilegious (12/19/2015) [-]
That's not really a high bar.
#92 - lolollo (12/19/2015) [-]
It's funny

because the spoilers that are cycling around aren't that epic to the storyline

considering one of them is flat out handed to you within the first ******* half hour
User avatar #42 - mondominiman (12/19/2015) [-]
One day I'll watch them, kinda of want to make a movie night with friends but I don't have any nearby
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