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More last words from people, just not from death row inmates. This makes it easier to find stuff I can use.

Famous Last Words of
People Who, ya know, Died
More famous last words, iust not limited by people
who were on death row.
Queen Marie Antoinette
Executed on October 16, 1793
Charged for treason
Death by beheading
This is the woman who popular-
ind the saying "Let them eat
cake." there is no evidence
that she ever said it,
Pardon me sir, I meant not to do it"
She said this after she accidently stepped on the
executioner' s foot on the way to the scaffold.”
Hector Hugh Munro
I aka: Saki
P K Killed on November 14, we
Killed during "ml
Saki was a famous British author
t that satirized Edwardian culture
and society.
Put out the bloody cigarette!"
Saki said this to a fellow officer in the trench, fearing
the smoke would give away their position. He was
promptly shot by a sniper who had heard the remark"
Dominique Boudoirs
Died on May 27. 1702
Boudoirs
as a French priest,
essayist, ct , and most
for this quote, a
I am about to - or I am going to - die: either expression
is correct."
Joan Crawford
Died on May 10. 1977
Crawford was a famous actress.
she died of a heart attack two
days after she gave her beloved
Shin Tzu away because she was to
weak to care for it.
Damn it... Don’ t you dare ask God to help me."
She said this to her housekeeper. who had begun to
Malcom Little
aka: Malcom X
Killed on February 21. 1965
Malcom X W as a famous African
American Muslim minister and
human rights activist. He has
been called one of the most
Influential and greatest ,
Americans of all time.
Brothers! Brothers, please! This is a house offence!"
Said during a disturbance that broke out in the crowd
moments before he was assassinated."
Robert Erskine Childers
Killed on Abr ember 24. 1922
Death by firing squad
Childers was a influential author
and a Irish Nationalist who
smuggled guns to Ireland in his
Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that
Childers said this to the men in the firing squad after
he shook each of their hands.**
Del Close
Died on March 4. 1990
Close was a miter and teacher. and
is credited With coaching sortie of
the best known actors and
comedians in the 20th century He
donated his skull to Goodman
Theater to be used in productions of
Hamlet, and is credited to
portraying Yorick.
Thank God. I' m tired of being the funniest person on
the room."
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#1 - evilhomer (05/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
We will never know Albert Einstein's last words. He spoke them in German and his attending nurse didn't speak the language.
User avatar #3 to #1 - weaponexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
"Lösche meine Browser-History."
#11 - Penn (05/03/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I've heard that a firing squad is three different people all with the same gun. One of the guns has bullets while the other two have blanks. None of the firing squad know who has which gun. They all fire at the same time, not knowing who actually killed the person. This supposedly saves them from any mental scarring for murdering someone who, at the time, is no threat.
#10 - soloman (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What kind of ****** sniper doesn't see a cigarette light when close enough to hear them talking??
#22 - shadowrated (05/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#24 - planedisaster (05/03/2014) [-]
I love these!
I love these!
#21 - sleepingdogtwo (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's misinformation.
He didn't get shot by a sniper within earshot.
Not only would that have been the death sentence for the marksman, but it's also more likely that he actually was shot because of the smoke giving their porsition away.
User avatar #12 - include (05/03/2014) [+] (21 replies)
I hope I haven't bored you

-Elvis Presley.
User avatar #103 - predictablepeter (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**predictablepeter rolled comment #4884489 ** :
I want a divorce
my last words
#14 - temporarily (05/03/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Malcom X was a racist.
#29 to #27 - agentmoleman (05/03/2014) [-]
Islam, as any other axial religion, is mostly universal tolerant, as it is the most effective way to spread the religion..
#100 - lemongrabble (05/03/2014) [-]
"Banned"

-Admin, leader of FJ and North Korea, before Funnyjunk died
#83 - youmotherfather (05/03/2014) [-]
Dominique Bouhours, rest in peace you glorious bastard.
Dominique Bouhours, rest in peace you glorious bastard.
User avatar #6 - newmanbiggeo (05/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
wait wasn't malcom x a giant asshole and racist
User avatar #13 to #6 - makhan (05/03/2014) [-]
When he was younger, about 20, he was charged with larceny and breaking & entering. He joined radical muslims while in jail and did advocate black supremecy/segregation.

However, at some point in the mid 60's he started to see the ******** and left the radicals. He converted to Sunni-Islam and spent some time in the Middle-East going on hajj. He founded two other groups, one religious, one racial. He still advocated black rights but denounced his previous actions by calling his old self a "zombie".
#80 - stupro ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
>marie antoinette's actual last words
#109 - pwnigator (05/03/2014) [-]
**pwnigator rolled comment #30 ** :very funny 
 My last words.
**pwnigator rolled comment #30 ** :
very funny
My last words.
User avatar #16 - RlCK ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
**RlCK rolls 34** "I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man." Che Guevara
User avatar #76 - vonspyder (05/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**vonspyder rolled comment #4883914 ** :
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<--my last words
#66 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>house of peace
>the violence counterpart of MLK
lolk
User avatar #72 to #66 - RisenLichen (05/03/2014) [-]
At first he was. After his pilgrimage to mecca he changed his ways
User avatar #106 - wetpantslol (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**wetpantslol rolled comment #140 ** :
Yeah, that is indeed the problem. May just be my wide-eyed idealism and optimism, but I just always had hoped that the fear of defeat wouldn't stop my country from doing what is right.

What a ******* world we live in.




Oh..I get to do this again?!

My last words.
#74 - guylongname (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**guylongname rolled comment #19 ** :
leave anon-san alone, he made a pretty decent point here
my last words
User avatar #105 to #74 - asmodiax (05/03/2014) [-]
Right before you got thumbed down to death
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