Family Time. not mine, but funny.. My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of'? I looked him straight in the eye and said,
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Family Time

not mine, but funny.

My Dad asked me last night why I
carry my 1911 in the house, what am I
afraid of'? I looked him straight in the
eye and said, "The Goddamn
Deception's." He laughed, I laughed,
the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster.
It was a good time.
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Submitted: 04/23/2014
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#2 - xonorithedruid ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Trust nothing, trust no one!!!
Trust nothing, trust no one!!!
#17 - icewizardftw (04/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
This time it was toast, this time...
#4 - PubLandlord (04/23/2014) [+] (35 replies)
For the Americans on this site, is it a constant worry or something you think about daily, having someone break into your house ? (or maybe just for the gun owners)
User avatar #8 to #4 - rollinggolem (04/23/2014) [-]
Sometimes I fantasize about someone breaking into my house and me killing them with a sword, but in reality people can walk right into my room while I'm on my computer and I don't even notice.
#22 - MegalordMarcus (04/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Soon, pitiful worms! Soon I will rule, and your lives will have their doneness setting turned to... darkest! Yeah, I know
#82 - Killveous (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
> are there any decepticons in my kitchen?
> are there any decepticons in my kitchen?
User avatar #27 - useroftheLOLZ (04/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>M1911 in .45 acp
>Not dual wielding gold plated Deagle Brand Deagle chambered in .50 African Eliminator, while getting blowed off by your 10/10 mom and 10/10 sister, while the cops bust open the door, see your Deagles, instantly becoming your *********** range buddies, who you share a beer with, after John Browning and Alexander Kahlaskinov descend from Valhalla, and give you their jointly designed rifle chambered in .50 Big ************* Gun, with scary assault features, and a fully semi automatic barrel shroud that when it goes up, it turns your assault bullets into heat seeking baby and cop killing missles that can shoot down planes, and can be easily concealed in your pocket, with 500 bullet clipazines.
>2/10 - Would shoot, and maybe loot if they had a chili and mac MRE
#89 - ppheadbuttface (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#126 - bslsk (04/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)



The top three posts right now are Tumblr screencaps.

******* FJ.
#129 to #126 - joshofsouls ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Here's an interesting concept.    
Not sure if this is groundbreaking or not, but due to the amount of people bitching about this sort of thing, I think I should share it with you.    
   
It's because people find it FUNNY   
I know this concept is sometimes hard to grasp, I mean, people on FunnyJunk having different senses of humour and finding things that you don't like funny? How strange, right?
Here's an interesting concept.
Not sure if this is groundbreaking or not, but due to the amount of people bitching about this sort of thing, I think I should share it with you.

It's because people find it FUNNY
I know this concept is sometimes hard to grasp, I mean, people on FunnyJunk having different senses of humour and finding things that you don't like funny? How strange, right?
#86 - THISISNOTFUNNY (04/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Disappointed in the lack of the brave little toaster post in the comments
User avatar #14 - jakedertree (04/23/2014) [-]
Dad: "What are you afraid of?"

Son: "Not a god-damn thing, Dad. Not a god-damn thing."
#78 - thirdoffive (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - darthbanearari (04/23/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I guess no one wants ask the real questions ......... Decepticon Vibrators?
#41 to #38 - konysugandanbitch ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I can't tell if that's a really really bad thing or a good thing.
#97 - localbees (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Always have guns.
Always have guns.
#15 - mr skeltal (04/23/2014) [-]
Now that's an American **** Yeah moment
User avatar #75 - sovietsamurai (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
In terms of american guns, my favorite is the Smith and Wesson 500 magnum revolver ..


That thing is ********
#103 to #75 - froterons (04/23/2014) [-]
.357 and .44 is American enough for me. The .500 is just made out of rape and angry cats.
#73 - joshthepoet (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what the **** did the toaster do?
User avatar #3 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I live in such a good neighbourhood.
my shotgun is stationed behind the door as opposed to on the porch.
#140 - theflatulentpotato (04/24/2014) [-]
This is the first thing that came to mind when I read "the toaster laughed"...
#132 - darkdragonswrath (04/24/2014) [-]
toaster face after being shot
toaster face after being shot
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