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Fairy Tales

THE TRUE ENDINGS
OF DISNEY' S TALES
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#8 - platypusemperor (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So according to Rapunzel's story if I visit a girl often enough she will become pregnant.
User avatar #2 - herpaderderp (10/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There is no such thing as a "true ending". All of the mentioned fairy tales come from oral tradition, with no definitive canon version. The Grimm brothers' edition was simply the version of the story they liked best.
#1 - amil (10/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - PVTDickStryker (10/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is what pisses me off about Disney, give a story with blatant superstitious or otherworldly implications, add the morals of a stick-up-the-ass "Christian" household, and you've got a Disney "Original." I feel sorry for the man, having his name slandered on such bastardizations.
#15 to #12 - hachintheaxe (10/08/2013) [-]
You know these movies were made for children right?
#6 - Saeka (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The version of Rapunzel I heard was similar. A young common couple was pregnant. The mother was craving Rapunzel ( which is a kind of cabbage I guess) and so the father stole some from a local garden. The witch who owned the garden caught him and told him she'd let him live and have all the rapunzel he wanted if he gave her his unborn child, so he agreed and went home to give his wife the stuff (and presumably receive the ass-beating of a lifetime). The witch came on the day of delivery and took the daughter they had. She called her Rapunzel in what I can only assume is an attempt at ironic humor and locked her away. See the witch had this huge purity kick where she just wanted a daughter to remain untouched and clean from the taint of worldy things. Locking her up was a logical move to achieve this. Anyway, when the witch found Rapunzel pregnant, she disowned her and cut all her hair off. She then used the hair to lure the prince back up the tower. The prince did land a fatal blow on the witch but she still had the strength to push him out the window. His eyes were gouged by the bramble bushes below. He wandered the forest, barely surviving for a few months until he hears Rapunzel's familiar voice. The Prince finds Rapunzel living with her family who accepted her back even after knowing what she'd been up They helped her deliver and take care of her twins and they helped the prince recover ( the story implies that Rapunzel cries on his face and his vision returns ). After he's all right the prince takes the family to live with him in his kingdom and everyone's a little bit wiser for the ordeal.

inb4 woah there charlesdickens
inb4 cool story bro
#5 - MikedelScorcho (10/08/2013) [-]
Also I believe the prince in Rapunzel fell off the tower when Rapunzel's hair was cut by the witch and into a patch of thorns, which pierced his eyes and blinded him
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#42 - evanxzile (10/08/2013) [-]
visit her so often she got pregnant.
User avatar #27 - dudda (10/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
So the Grimm Brothers were a bunch of sick mofos
User avatar #29 to #27 - krisaeron (10/08/2013) [-]
No, they just saw the world as it really is. Frankly, they were genius.
#16 - imaschizo (10/08/2013) [-]
As you can see these fairy tales were all lies

Just like your childhood
User avatar #48 - timmity (10/08/2013) [-]
i prefer the non disny beaty and the beast... its cute.
User avatar #44 - funnyjunkianonetwo (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Could someone clear up the Snow White one? I don't really understand who is the one dancing in the shoes.
#45 to #44 - mankey (10/08/2013) [-]
In the end the Queen is caught and they kill her by locking her feet into red hot iron boots from a furnace. She then dances herself to death.

It used to be an actual form of execution too, grizzly.
User avatar #38 - Loppytaffy (10/08/2013) [-]
In the Ladybird book I had as a child, the prince was made blind by thorns and he was cast into the desert to wonder aimlessly.
He eventually found Rapunzel, and her tears healed his eyes.

Nice ending but still pretty hardcore for a four yo's bedtime story.
User avatar #28 - imra (10/08/2013) [-]
******* reality... i love it.
User avatar #26 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm not sure what the common story of Rapunzel is, but I had a version of it that said the witch found out about the prince coming to see Rapunzel so she cut off Rapunzel's hair. The witch kept Rapunzel's hair until the prince came to visit again. When he arrived, the witch let down the hair and the prince began climbing up. As he got near the window the witch let go of the hair, and the prince fell into some thorns which gouged his eyes out.
User avatar #33 to #26 - konradkurze (10/08/2013) [-]
i remember that
and didnt rapunzel cry and her tears healed his eyes?
#22 - lanfear (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* love the Grimm's Fairytales, I got this from my friend for Christmas. I struggled trying to explain to my sisters why I wouldn't read stories to them as bedtime stories though.
#18 - ronyx (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm off to buy those books.
#41 - ultracombo (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That Frog King part.
#40 - notsureifanon (10/08/2013) [-]
The end.
User avatar #37 - schmuxy (10/08/2013) [-]
yeah...

cuddling and kissing...
User avatar #32 - humbuk (10/08/2013) [-]
those stories are metal as ****
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