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#1 - nanglo (12/27/2015) [-]
And then everyone in the taxi cab stood up and started clapping.
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#2 to #1 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
That passenger's name? Albert Einstein.
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User avatar #51 to #2 - hanklecram (12/28/2015) [-]
The driver was none other than Adolf Hitler.
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User avatar #58 to #51 - barakakaka (12/28/2015) [-]
Heard the first kid was Anne Frank.
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#4 to #1 - pipeworks (12/27/2015) [-]
It's difficult to get definite info on this without paying 55 USD to a foreign government, but most of the sources are reputable newspapers and they all say the same thing.

They did NOT both die on the same intersection- just on the same road. Middle Road, the largest and longest road in Hamilton, Bermuda. Bermuda's government wants $55 to look up any death certificates, apparently, so if you're willing to dish out the funds to confirm this urban legend be my guess

The names of the brothers were Erskine and Neville Ebbin. Their father lived nearby- John Henry Ebbin of Woodlawn Road. The date of the first crash was July 30, 1974; the date of the second crash was July 18, 1975. So the "same day" thing is also an exaggeration, but it's still pretty damn close.

Hamilton is a very small town, so the "same taxi driver" and "same passenger" thing are more likely than most places, but slightly less reputable than the other facts of this story, because it's not confirmed by the papers- it's only "according to their father".

All of the facts given above are consistent between three different newspapers. So while this is still a bit exaggerated, it's still rather likely and entirely possible. Far more probable than your average greentext, anyway.
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#60 to #4 - burntoncheese (12/28/2015) [-]
>Erskine and Neville Ebbin

>5/5 name, breddy gud
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#61 to #4 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
In my city, I always see the same two taxi drivers driving the same two people because they're the only people in town with the odd combo of being unable to afford a car but able to afford a taxi, and they have a favorite taxi driver to top it off. So I find it plausible from that angle.

I should mention it's a small city and taxis don't drive around looking for passengers, you actually call em up and they come get you.
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#6 to #4 - faggyniggy ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
** ********** used "*roll picture*"**
** ********** rolled image**>be my guess
>guess

tf
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#19 - muffincannibal (12/28/2015) [-]
I guess you could say the store was brimming with 'keattens"
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User avatar #20 to #19 - keatontheghostfox (12/28/2015) [-]
I have no Ikea what you're talking about.
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#26 to #20 - muffincannibal (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
He added a joke onto mine that's way better mommy!
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#23 - ashedust (12/28/2015) [-]
Oh sure. When Mt. Everest shrinks an inch everyone's all "Oh cool. That's a neat fact." But when my dick shrinks in the cold everyone's all "Haha, you have a small dick."
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#41 to #23 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
"Oh sure. When Mt. Everest shrinks an inch everyone's all "Oh cool. That's a neat fact." But when my dick shrinks in the cold everyone's all "Haha, girls shouldn't have dicks."
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#32 to #23 - irishlawyer (12/28/2015) [-]
"Wow, I didn't realize that your dick could shrink back into you"
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User avatar #42 to #23 - sojasen (12/28/2015) [-]
I wanna know who the **** measured this.
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#49 to #42 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
More of a "maybe it did move" guesstimate for headlines since it's not even decided what the actual height is. It varies between 8848 meters and 8850 meters.
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User avatar #50 to #42 - shorea (12/28/2015) [-]
ashedust probably measured it himself
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User avatar #70 to #50 - ashedust (12/28/2015) [-]
Yes
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#78 to #42 - ninjaflapjack ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Satalites?
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#14 - kulamia (12/28/2015) [-]
#1: Except the implication there is wrong.
The reason why it was removed was because the US didnt want the Japanese so infuriated by the bombing of their Religious/Historical capital that they would fight to the death. Kyoto was NEVER bombed at any point during the war for the same fear.
Trust me, I have a BA in History. WW2 my forte.
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User avatar #37 to #14 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Becausd the main point of the atom bombs was to scare tha japanese into submission no?
Like pulling a gun on a burglar
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#47 to #37 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
It was more a move to scare the Soviet Union than anything.

Japan had the US and the Soviets breathing down their neck, they were already going to cease hostilities because their Emperor wasn't a complete blistering idiot that thought fighting both of the great powers of the world without any backup would be a good idea.
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#40 to #14 - skebaba ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Don't forget the rest of the world possibly getting buttmad for destroying a part of world's history inheritance
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#48 to #40 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
The rest of the world?
I'm pretty sure even with all the propaganda there'd be Americans protesting that.
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User avatar #52 to #14 - catburglarpenis (12/28/2015) [-]
I read in my history class that it was actually because Kyoto at the time was the epicenter of all waifu production, and the U.S. weebs would rebel in the event of it's destruction.
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User avatar #18 to #14 - Xabu (12/28/2015) [-]
Maybe on the honey moon he learned that it was a sacred place and learned about the culture implied them dying with honor redeeming their lost.
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#3 - noobpeller ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
Have a story related to this:
> At grandparents town
> Neighbors are one of those "respect animals to the max" people
> they didn't neuter or have their dogs on a leash
> now there was this one dog
> basically a local legend
> everyday, he jumps the house's fence (about 2 metres)
> walks down to the closest bus station
> bus drivers let him in. Passengers all know him
> gets off at the stop in the center of town
> proceeds to copulate with as many female canines as possible
> returns home on the bus before dark
He died about 2 years ago. The streets of the town were filled with his offspring, to the point that the city asked the owners to neuter the dog, offering them a compensation, which they declined, because the streets were getting filled with them.
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User avatar #30 to #3 - peezle (12/28/2015) [-]
Some dogs have all the luck.
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User avatar #8 to #3 - distortedflare ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
The owners sound like scum bags.
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User avatar #38 to #8 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
On one hand, i agree with you.
On the other hand, i wouldnt like getting neutered...
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User avatar #76 to #38 - distortedflare ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I agree but if they are letting the dog bring unwanted pups into this world they could be used for dog fighting either as training for the fighting dogs or as fighters themselves. They could be abused by sick ***** , die of starvation/ diseases the list goes on. All because owners are too ******* stupid and proud of their dog ******* a lot of other dogs.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
You made a good point
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#24 - motherfuckingkenji (12/28/2015) [-]
And the coolest **** about this one?
The pistol, shotgun, and machete were all part of the single thing shown here.
My memory is a bit lacking about it and I don't remember what it was called, but it had two or three barrels and the machete was folded in the stock.
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User avatar #33 to #24 - thedutchs (12/28/2015) [-]
A folded machete seems like a ****** thing to have.

You want it to be fulltang to be useful.
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#62 to #33 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Are you implying I can't use a 3/4 tang machete?
"full tang/best tang is stupid to adhere to for anything but a fighting knife.
I've had my Buck 119 for 6 years. It's 3/4 tang and I baton the **** out of it.
Just shop right man, and you don't have to worry about where the blade stops in the core.
-raverr
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User avatar #67 to #62 - raverr (12/28/2015) [-]
I say this because as long as you don't smash the ****** with a sledge hammer, a blade will still be a blade.
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#16 - derpyhuman (12/28/2015) [-]
about 50% right. The cosmonauts did carry all three of those into space, but it was only 1 weapon, pictured.
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User avatar #21 to #16 - keatontheghostfox (12/28/2015) [-]
That's a weird looking machete
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#25 to #21 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
The machete was contained inside the weapon's detachable stock, which served as a sheath.
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User avatar #39 - fuzzyballs (12/28/2015) [-]
that picture isn't from Holland, is it? the stores are in English
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User avatar #68 to #39 - djjeroenski (12/28/2015) [-]
Surprisingly, it is. The town is called Hogeweyk.
just reverse image searching the picture gives
www.google.nl/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiumSvXRpCFDYfBSFQH4BiSOu7cg9_1WMW1vaI6E3aWpkGZZC4rf_1pRS1ehQR5bI2sTCo24P9N_1RhlZ-5OpZXA6KvXlbWKeSB-94ZpNgnVv3yxhmh92WTdyH5HoZoK0ndtijGs8WO4PIb_1-NIuYTwMUSZOKJnQYoccwRr1IXKS8_1f-F7eNee8Bl2BellRKOReZsD8COyt6L5Gep-0tMst-R1xyG9WUUGflOLpH-QzQqsV4S5DA6kETCoPwr-HZ2KBDGOk0Id9QPoO0gg9ja_16rzJiMb4Xqi05uE8TOP2XrMd9pfUkgqGV5alwSxkg_1o7M1cNl6gSEqPoBt56dvxqiFdNbj-cXaJ9xnS_1Gob5A0a7kvbsWRKVGMqRRWixLlGRL2B7k0dIriynCb_14tPjm0QpFSm-jPD893iKx9w8L40BtSjsbpISzE1IKxDr49c5OiuWE6UOQEoNsB1qpMvIAQjx7QlxOVScYeOiF7eWqFr9GRysOWpHBFSEDjqO9Os917icU49oeAKeFJI6W_1rQQpuGrWsce46NFT92lyHaazMoqXTkEQVA4cAHC5lRByVidl7zYYjbMEfY0iFrPUwt13ZtMxo9-jlNDHT1zg8LB-R4XUe0KtNuaFM429uRG6VHyc5tMrvv4YO95sB0YBHtVolcZtPcNOhkz3miUYHIuvdHg-EPYlx3Ocw6k8O96ONVZC6g9VvJ_1jfYcFp2OzH2tFDBbrobXuu6eXhxa4uQjdhFDwdurzsVPjHX3pphHKmNfr9atdY_1v_1I0n4hUpmORdfTKDEkMF0IB4VUN9qM780bnlUNn4v3Nx0ylM6zOl6OXU0yFYGUySL_1p31yd3GSOydNp14Z_1pMZ8y5Hn0_16JKYcqwSdMm-UFnxo6S0pp7uvlFnVD46tbRgReEZLaMHC91tosY0UhDVhfY6L1ymXnXV0v3DTJ3cKVECF_1rWWrPOrcRYundRGwXFWcWekE7OO7kn9j2_16C6nI87aojQQE4ypPUj0jtJaMWCaBLqFuJPR_14iD_11swPh7ADjyOiPQ0viP2QJd2teUXuYRVWbVARBA1CL84R5Lz4jMSFlYDQVRGD90yT63g7cctGSy-70JkuS17k4HqxytedUUkdy9b-tDpcolRbDxdGJAhI5aapyMOE0CZletnRUzInYQSzg5myP0XBaomGxg7TujN7JdNR9pk3PR8AB5O9UtaOQMUE-u45eoPHINt2C54qvpu9-yUAFNTonb7q4_1bpagYKMNiFtTb6Du3R0X4Kw3FMWWyQ9qASfZhJihBLxyTrIYGmYhmiwERQCbqNqqLnF9Jm3d7IO3uGT2FpgqZP-YsS1CnMFECsswJ8X7km55CRHsOB37nUa6qSks3wr3bwo1RMaRb0OtcieGHxoadaVc7z1436VpeLt2KVqz6H8vr6K537y4Xz7kbWlKlNHgQbCY9-1b8I6YI6jtUMjQOPXchgK3o4FwWOtSWgPLC8-Zo44ddgqyC5JbOHmH6Bg3oz6OytT8ShR7Sy1ZFfq-o78k the longest ******* link in the universe. Not too much info there, but it'ssomething.jpg
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#44 - randaxkull (12/28/2015) [-]
"We like ******* ."

...

"Well, no **** ."
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#43 - sojasen (12/28/2015) [-]
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
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#28 - smellmop (12/28/2015) [-]
Okay. Not calling ******** or anything, but i got to know: how do they know that?
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User avatar #46 to #28 - lotengo (12/28/2015) [-]
measuring
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#29 to #28 - sacrilegious (12/28/2015) [-]
satellites
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#27 - ADeadlYLepricoN (12/28/2015) [-]
Where do you live?

" ******* Austria"

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User avatar #71 to #27 - idkijustdo (12/28/2015) [-]
Let's get to *******
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#35 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
I do pest control and one of my commercial accounts is a ikea. Turns out ikeas have had a huge rat and mice infestation. So if they really did release cats inside it was likely to cut down the population.
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User avatar #45 to #35 - lotengo (12/28/2015) [-]
There is more than 1 IKEA anon, might not be the one you work for
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User avatar #5 - chickencatsheep (12/27/2015) [-]
Think about all ofl the poop in ikea
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User avatar #31 to #5 - peezle (12/28/2015) [-]
Hey now, their products aren't THAT bad.
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User avatar #9 - beldepinda ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Dames en heren, kom kijken bij deze heerlijk vroege, en een van de laatste 2015, Nederdraad. Voor als ik er niet meer aan toekom: Allemaal fijne laatste daagjes van een relaxed 2015, en moge er veel genoten en gevierd worden in 2016!

Wie heeft er trouwens allemaal gecourmet met kerst? Ik vraag me toch af hoe hoog dat percentage is


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#15 to #9 - fennis ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
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#10 to #9 - beldepinda ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Woops foto vergeten. Bij deze
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#11 to #9 - kingdaniel (12/28/2015) [-]
K'heb gecourmet op tweede kerstdag.
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#13 to #9 - biasmonkey (12/28/2015) [-]
Hey kut.

had niet gecourmet. had gemarineerde varkenshaas en frikando.
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#56 to #9 - majetic (12/28/2015) [-]
goedendag mijn broeders
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#63 to #9 - djjeroenski (12/28/2015) [-]
nog een nederdraad?
jezus neger we zijn op dreef de laatste tijd
lekkah

en nee ik heb gebbq'd, geewoon omdat het fekking warm was en ****
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User avatar #64 to #63 - beldepinda ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
we gaan hard, we gaan lekkah!

dafuq, dat klinkt nog als een best goed idee. Misschien gaan we hem dan maar aangooien met oudnieuw
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#65 to #64 - djjeroenski (12/28/2015) [-]
we gaan los en we doen het allemaal, ja we doen het allemaal

zeker een aanrader, gwn lekker paar hamburgerts erop flikkeren ofzo
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User avatar #66 to #9 - maybetraffy (12/28/2015) [-]
lol, Dutch wishes
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#12 to #9 - swiftarrow (12/28/2015) [-]
Kut geluid van die pop-up verpest me film weer gvd.

Lekker gegoermert hier.
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#59 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
I don't think the village idea is that good....
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#55 - urmomsagrot (12/28/2015) [-]
**** like this always irks me the most.
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#22 - brisineo (12/28/2015) [-]
They say they're still looking for them to this day...
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#69 - grumpygrandpa (12/28/2015) [-]
"In ******* austria"
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#57 - lieutenantderp (12/28/2015) [-]
Aliens vs. Soviet Cosmonauts
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