Facepalm comp. . E FOR HELP l PUSH RED BUTTON Ach, YELL WARN I T Xiii. No Swimming If you can‘! swim YOU DON' T SAY?. As a lifeguard, I can honestly say that the "no swimming if you can't swim sign" would actually be useful... Almost every time I jumped in to get some
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E FOR HELP
l PUSH RED BUTTON
Ach, YELL
WARN I T Xiii.
No Swimming If you can‘! swim
YOU DON' T SAY?
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#5 - sscuba (02/25/2014) [+] (12 replies)
As a lifeguard, I can honestly say that the "no swimming if you can't swim sign" would actually be useful...
Almost every time I jumped in to get someone and asked them if they could swim, they would look at me dead in the eye and say "no"
Then why the **** did you jump in the deep end! I'm tired of working against natural selection!
#30 - padzoid (02/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**padzoid rolls 88**
User avatar #23 - OldSnake (02/25/2014) [-]
Behind every dumb sign is an even dumber story.
#14 - Marker ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
#54 - vaginaboobpussy (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>order pissa   
>eat pissa   
>forgot to open box   
>						****
>order pissa
>eat pissa
>forgot to open box
> ****
#6 - extendingarm (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I honestly expected this for the door one
#53 - funkmasterjunk (02/26/2014) [-]
"Notice what officer?"
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User avatar #2 - Daeiros (02/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That last one
They might have actually needed that sign
Sometimes properties get listed for sale by mistake or as a joke

Happened to my parents, we had people knocking on our door asking for tours, wandering around through our back yard, it got pretty crazy, at least 30 people that we knew about stopped by to look at the house that was not for sale
#59 - zenkon (02/26/2014) [-]
This is not stupid, maybe there are a lot of people asking if the owner will sell that property and he got tired and put that sign. I know some one who did that, almost every week there was some one asking if they could sell them the house, it was in a good spot for any business.
#72 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
#45 - Lambda ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
THIS ******* ONE
When I was younger, my cousins and I were stuck for a whole day on the balcony of our hotel because we didn't realize the door was locked. When it closed behind us we couldn't open it again, and this was before cell phones. We had one can of coke and a deck of cards between us, and were stuck out there more than 12 hours before somebody finally noticed we were gone.
See, most of those balcony doors don't have keys for the outside lock. So if they're the type that lock automatically when closed, you're ****** .
#69 - Dewit (02/26/2014) [-]
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#11 - zekeon ONLINE (02/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
If we didn't have signs like this maybe we wouldn't have so many stupid people.
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