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Vagina jake aren' t funny, .. Period,
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I was going ta tell a gay jake, butt **** it,
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aren' t funny either, they' re just plane Wang
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or cripple joke, .. aan' t strand em
III
and I don' t see what' s m funny about Helen Kellar
jokes,
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Same with , Anne Frankly, I want
strand Far it
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lmao
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youre 6/ 6 kid
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I was going ta tell a strory about the bank, buta last
interest., and I do lake credit tbr ,,,
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I had a good we about alzheimers. .. buta Faggat it
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the best part is stupid people want understand some of
these
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I think I' m out
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Someone mid me a funny jake about a girl having a
miscarriage,,, buil last it,
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I had a rar: istrate.. but it got stalin.
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g was going ta tell a jake about abortion,, buta didn' t
want it,
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There was this we jake I heard about rape... buti
was Famed ta give it up,
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I was going ta tell a , .. but it was useless
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Tenzout, is anyone not offended at this point?
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I was going ta tell a jake about the bible,,, but name
believed it,
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I wanted ta tell you this murder joke, .. buta warld
have killed it,
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AM I A BAD PERSON FOR. THIS?
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#1 - penileburglar (07/03/2014) [-]
Jesus OP, leave one or two for us to tell so we can get our free thumbs.
#5 - narluga (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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How do you stop a 						******					 from drowning? You don't. A Mexican and a 						******					 are riding in car. Who's driving?  A cop. Why did the 						******					 walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked. Why does Dr.Pepper come in bottles/cans? His wife is dead.   
What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick. More???? aaaaand Word Cap
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's too tired. A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family. Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. How do you get black kid off a swing? Hit him with an ax. How do you make an French kid cry? Staple a frog to their face. How can force a plane to crash? Replace the pilot with a loaf of bread. Whats brown and sticky? A stick. What do you call a man with no arms or legs? What ever his name is. What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. What has 20 legs and flies? 10 Pairs of pants. What else has 20 legs and flies? 5 dead horses. How do you stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a shovel. How many christian scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, but it takes one to pray until the old one works again. How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer dead bulbs. How many Chernobylians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. People who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs. How do you starve a black man? Hide his food stamps under his work boots. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "make me one with everything." How does a black woman know if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is already picked.So i have this black friend and.....just kidding. What do you call a beach full of ******* ? A litter box. Whats faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother running with the cable box. Why do black men always have red eyes after sex? Pepper spray.
How do you stop a ****** from drowning? You don't. A Mexican and a ****** are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop. Why did the ****** walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked. Why does Dr.Pepper come in bottles/cans? His wife is dead.
What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick. More???? aaaaand Word Cap
User avatar #9 - mrawesomepotato (07/03/2014) [-]
I would tell an immortality joke, but it lasts forever.
User avatar #3 - ferndizzle (07/03/2014) [-]
I was going to tell a steak joke but it won't be well done.

I was going to tell a hat joke but its over your head.

I was going to tell a mh370 joke but I lost it.

I was going to tell a vacuum Joke but it sucks.
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