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2, you left yourself logged into
Facebook on a random phone. So for
today, I control your status updates and
will critique your profile. Don' t worry. This
will be fun and educational for you!
Also, you had a few friend requests left
unanswered. Everyone needs more friends
so Iwent ahead and accepted those on
your behalf. Hello, new friends!
Stay tuned in!
17 You like this.
7777777
Unlike T dbl
Who this n dont accept ppl I don' t
want
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Stephanie, this isn' t confusing.
Follow along please.
Like
Unlike T dbl
Where was he Log n @ he © school
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That info isn' t necessary. Also, feel
free to use proper grammar. We
have full words in the English
language that have been formed to
provide the best communication, so
be proud of them.
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i dont kno who this is playing but its
really pissing me off do i need 2
comw ova 2 the school n find out
Unlike T dbl
i knew u would get pissed off but
don' t go to school
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yes i am bet tricks kids
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Stephanie, this is not a trick. This is
actually happening. Before you go
on huge quest of Where' s Waldo, I' m
not at the school. I will logout as
soon as I' m finished, and with no
damage to’.
Here' s a lesson. Log out of your
profiles when you use them on a
new device.
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Look I' m on my way 2 the school n
whoever this is Not his parent so
looks like I' m on my way 2 solve this
problem m... n Don' t msg me BK.
Unlike - dbl
This is a bunch of Bullshit
Unlike T dbl
Are you his mother?
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what r u????? is it any of bizz
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almost © this school to get 2 the
bottom of this
Unlike T dbl
Well aam controlling his social
networking today, so yes it is. Also if
you' re almost to school I guess
you' re driving while on Facebook?
That is dangerous, Stephanie.
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i bet u wont long n i see whoever
this is is Full of Shit!!!!!!
Unlike T dbl
No, Stephanie. This is full of data.
Excrement cannot be electronic,
unless of course you ingested a
motherboard. You see what I did
there?
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IT'LL u WHAT LET ME mo WHERE
U (El I WILL B THERE I CARELESS
WHAT U DID TRICK.
Unlike T dbl
mo not compute. English,
Stephanie.
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Wow they twin to act bad behind a
keyboard wtf they mean they don' t
compute to English
T Unlike _ dbl
Here' s your explanation. I do not
compute, meaning I don' t
understand your words. Next we
have a period which ends the
sentence. Isaid "English, Stephanie"
to request she use proper English.
Also, I am not acting bad. I act pretty
well if I do say so myself, but this
has nothing to do with acting.
T Like
fuck u n keep my name butcha
mouth!!!!! u so well educated u
should b n college
Unlike T dbl
Awe u twin to act bad behind a
keyboard wtf do u speak Spanish
seem to me yourass a dumb Lil
child playin y don' t u go buy a toy
sense u wanta play
Unlike T dbl
I decided college wasn' t for me.
However, I seem to be doing better
at this English thing than the both of
you.
Careful, you might seem racist with
that Spanish comment. Aside from
that, it really has no relevance to our
current conversation.
T Like
E Actually u can go to hell can u
understand beat a ass where dat
fuck u at
Unlike -
H I understand that, but you' re still not
using the correct format of
communication.
I' d probably go to hell if I believed in
it. For now I' m on Earth. Maybe
Mars soon enough. Did you know we
just sent Curiosity there?
Like
KIT U NEEDA STOP PLAYINGS.!
Unlike T dbl
Well bitch if u tell me where u at I' ll
show u some commutation when I
knock the hell out of u
Unlike T dbl
I have a top. I like to stay clothes in
public. Very kind of you, but no
thanks.
I' told you, this is real. You think
this is a game?
T Like
Ill' Commutation: Action or the process
of commuting a judicial sentence.
That sounds like it might take a
while. Can we reschedule for a
future date?
T Like
Garnering up bail money 2 Beat
Unlike -61
Can u tell me where u have your
funeral at
Unlike 161
Mare you finished? Usually you
follow a series of dots (also referred
to as an ellipses) with the rest of the
statement.
I' m glad you asked! Iwould like a
Viking funeral, preferably off the
coast of Scotland. Mighty kind of
you.
Also, Appologize. Before I said "stay
clothes in public", but I meant stay
IN clothes. Iwould edit it but this
program doesn' t allow me to. I
forgot my lessons, and this
keyboarding thing is all hard.
Speaking of lessons, you should see
if that school has any open slots for
their English class. It might help you
out with your issue.
Alas, it seems I have to log off.
D' andre' s profile is secure. I left him
some fashion tips on his profile
picture. Swag?! Really? What are you
teaching kids these days?
I' m sure some comment will follow
this, challenging my manhood. I
assure you this farewell is not out of
fear. This unit has a soul, and it is a
soul filled with courage. I leave you
with this:
You are the universe experiencing
itself."
Carl Sagan
Just now- Like
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #2 - doujinshi
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(11/29/2013) [-]
It's funny how they consider being in college an insult.
#12 to #2 - anon id: e90f254a
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(11/29/2013) [-]
i think its an implied "haha youre so smart but youre an unproductive failure with no future" insult but meh
#92 to #2 - Shadow Guardian
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#113 to #2 - anon id: 8733e304
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If by "funny" you actually mean "sad" and "a sign of the troubling anti-intellectualism that is currently rampant in the world," then yes, it was "funny."
User avatar #130 to #2 - loopzoop
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It's because those types of kids find education to be a bad thing, same with not losing your virginity in 6th grade.
#137 to #2 - yuukoku
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(11/30/2013) [-]
I don't think it's funny. I think it's sad. It makes me believe there are people who were born to be **** for the rest of their lives. Unfortunately, that may be true after reading this.
#45 to #2 - igotthisguys
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User avatar #16 - wargeneralwest
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(11/29/2013) [-]
i wonder if they began pursuing some guy named Carl Sagan.
#22 - MasterManiac
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(11/29/2013) [-]
On one hand Yellow and Red are illiterate morons, but on the other hand Blue is a self-righteous, stuck up prick.   
   
 inb4 pokemon references
On one hand Yellow and Red are illiterate morons, but on the other hand Blue is a self-righteous, stuck up prick.

inb4 pokemon references
User avatar #42 to #22 - hydraetis
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(11/30/2013) [-]
And how do you know that? I don't see why taking on a temporary superiority complex to destroy people who are clearly idiots is wrong. You can't automatically assume he's a stuck up prick until you've seen how he acts with everyone else.
User avatar #49 to #22 - logicstrike
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yes the guy in blue is a douche, but as I have said before the vagina of social media could use a good clean every now and then.
User avatar #149 to #22 - thedividerofzero
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(11/30/2013) [-]
relevant stalin is best stalin
User avatar #96 to #22 - letting
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(11/30/2013) [-]
On the contrary, I believe he did very well under the circumstances, are you intimidated by people with a sense of logic and a grasp of the english language as well?
#11 - ninegagleader
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(11/29/2013) [-]
>blue's fw
#28 to #11 - markonj
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(11/29/2013) [-]
Seems about right
User avatar #70 to #11 - basicargentinian
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(11/30/2013) [-]
the "phone / phony" typo bothers me more than it should, probably because of the proper english I just read.
#140 to #70 - anon id: 5ee0bd98
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It isn't a typo. It's referring to the sun glare from the phone's camera's lens.
User avatar #176 to #11 - stenchschleifs
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(11/30/2013) [-]
Le fedora strikes again.
#23 to #11 - ddylann
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(11/29/2013) [-]
Phone God
#153 to #23 - swiggityswoner
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#3 - wmpedo
Reply +67 123456789123345869
(11/29/2013) [-]
Hfw logging out
Hfw logging out
#31 to #3 - whydoesthishappen
Reply -4 123456789123345869
(11/30/2013) [-]
More like...
More like...
User avatar #58 to #31 - angelicdemon
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(11/30/2013) [-]
Die and stay dead.
User avatar #59 to #58 - whydoesthishappen
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(11/30/2013) [-]
Are you ******* kidding me? That ******* faggot is the epitome of self righteousness. Kill yourself, you ********. I feel terribly sorry for you if you mold you image after him.
User avatar #60 to #59 - angelicdemon
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(11/30/2013) [-]
Psst I said that so more people would assist you at going even further into the negative levels.
User avatar #61 to #60 - whydoesthishappen
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But I wasn't trolling in that comment.
I post honest comments every once in a while, you know.
User avatar #89 to #3 - nyanchat
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i can't stop watching this gif...HAHAHAH
User avatar #1 - UnforgivingOne
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(11/29/2013) [-]
People who do this deserve medals. Straightening out our society, one moron at a time.
#7 to #1 - anon id: 2e5989ed
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(11/29/2013) [-]
He didn't teach them anything, more like he was trolling them and kept going because they sounded really stupid.
#6 to #1 - ctfacrylic
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(11/29/2013) [-]
Not like this guy, he was kind of an asshole.
His undertone was so condescending. The girl was bad and pretty stupid, but the way he acted was edging her on.
We don't need more guys like this. He's like that asshole on tv who always looks so smug and you just want him gone.
User avatar #14 to #6 - biscuitsunited
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(11/29/2013) [-]
I think he tried to help, but gave up one paragraph in, because there's stupid, and then there's advanced stupid.
#17 to #14 - ctfacrylic
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(11/29/2013) [-]
I don't think he genuinely tried to help anybody.
From the get go, he tries to start a confrontation by pointing out all of the faults on a public post. He could have easily sent a message to the dude stating that you shouldn't do that, but that wouldn't satisfy him. He needs to feel superior to this guy who made a simple mistake of not logging out. Also it appears he went out of his way to do this because it said you logged in a random phone not a public computer, or his own phone.
tldr: Guy who his posting is a fgt who needs to not be stupid.
User avatar #19 to #17 - biscuitsunited
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I suppose so, you make a fair point.
User avatar #78 to #1 - rockamekishiko
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(11/30/2013) [-]
that blue guys is just one supercilious condescending douche.
#84 to #78 - UnforgivingOne
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User avatar #85 to #84 - rockamekishiko
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no
User avatar #5 to #1 - zzitro
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(11/29/2013) [-]
I feel like this person just frustrated the others. They didn't actually learn anything, nor do they feel the need to.
User avatar #8 to #5 - UnforgivingOne
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(11/29/2013) [-]
Sometimes, you just can't fix stupid.
#30 - whydoesthishappen
Reply +61 123456789123345869
(11/30/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* christ, that was autistic.    
All in one post   
Expresses his intelligence in english, unnecessarily expresses his disbelief in hell, and to top it all off: a Carl ******* Sagan quote   
All in one ******* post   
Why are you people in favor of him?   
Also, you can just tell he's one of those moronic pseudo-intellectuals who think they're so ******* smart. "College isn't for me." More like "I'm too stupid for college, but i'm going to word it differently to make me seem still intelligent, but uncaring."   
******* moron   
HFW logging out.
Jesus ******* christ, that was autistic.
All in one post
Expresses his intelligence in english, unnecessarily expresses his disbelief in hell, and to top it all off: a Carl ******* Sagan quote
All in one ******* post
Why are you people in favor of him?
Also, you can just tell he's one of those moronic pseudo-intellectuals who think they're so ******* smart. "College isn't for me." More like "I'm too stupid for college, but i'm going to word it differently to make me seem still intelligent, but uncaring."
******* moron
HFW logging out.
User avatar #72 to #30 - basicargentinian
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I agree with you and stuff but...where the **** does the euphoric thing come from? I've heard it plenty, but curiosity struck me now.
User avatar #79 to #72 - whydoesthishappen
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(11/30/2013) [-]
It originated on /r/atheism by some faggot named Aelwis or something. It was a "quote thread." He said
"Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.
'In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.'"

that's where the tie between moronic, self absorbed atheists oand euphoria came from.

User avatar #80 to #79 - basicargentinian
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(11/30/2013) [-]
oh god the cringe

thanks for the info bro.
User avatar #116 to #79 - wizzerdofaus
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you're not great at this lol
User avatar #117 to #116 - whydoesthishappen
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not great at what?
User avatar #118 to #117 - wizzerdofaus
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attempting to gain negative thumbs. you've ended up with +30 on both this one and the doge one
User avatar #119 to #118 - whydoesthishappen
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no attempt here
sometimes i post honest comments, this one is 100% honest
the doge one, i will admit, was expected to be red thumbed, but i guess not
User avatar #93 to #30 - mulciber
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What's wrong with Carl Sagan? Or is a stereotype to neckbeards I was unaware of?
User avatar #94 to #93 - whydoesthishappen
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(11/30/2013) [-]
nothing wrong with him at all. just a stereotype. him and richard dawkins
User avatar #128 to #93 - mrselfdestruct
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(11/30/2013) [-]
the thing is this: it was unwarranted. Neckbeards usually find a way to insert it in, even if it's irrelevant to the topic.

For example.
Normal conversation where Carl Sagan would be relevant
Guy 1: Hi. I just read something some neckbeard said about Carl Sagan. Who's Carl Sagan
Guy 2: Oh. Carl Sagan is a ......*insert stuff*.......etc........and so on

Conversation 2: Neckbeard argument
Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: *insert Carl Sagan quote here"

TLR there's nothing wrong with liking Dawkins and Sagan. The problem is the neckbeards are really pretentious about it and they act as if they're the smartest people on Earth just because they don't believe in religion. It's called pseudo-intellect, as most of FJ would put it
User avatar #163 to #30 - buttinspecter
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He's still better than the other two.
User avatar #157 to #30 - hjgamer
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I'm pretty sure he's just a troll.
User avatar #104 to #30 - paintplayer
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******* nailed it. I was on his side at first but as it progressed the neckbeard overtook this whole thing and I just became angry at everyone involved, including him.
User avatar #40 to #30 - imapancake
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(11/30/2013) [-]
I love you for this
#32 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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I think everyone in that is an asshole
User avatar #177 to #32 - qwertyuioplkjh
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I think the correct grammar is: "I think everyone in that are assholes."

I only think it's the correct grammar for that sentence but I don't really know.
User avatar #178 to #177 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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I don't give a ****, I got my point across
User avatar #179 to #178 - qwertyuioplkjh
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(11/30/2013) [-]
Well, you most certainly have.
#10 - kankerkanker
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(11/29/2013) [-]
Why is everyone applauding this guy? He sounds like a complete stuck-up autist.
#195 to #10 - konradkurze
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Comment Picture
User avatar #38 to #10 - randomwanker
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(11/30/2013) [-]
*Educational complete stuck-up autist
#64 - leuser
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(11/30/2013) [-]
"This unit has a soul"
"This unit has a soul"
User avatar #131 to #64 - strangesir
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(11/30/2013) [-]
D00d, yiffcario would love this gif.


And now we wait...
#184 to #131 - yiffcario
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(12/01/2013) [-]
And I do.
And I do.