Face Punch. . IF PEOPLE C( YULIA READ hiil MIND... FD GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE A LOT.. I'd probably be convicted for rape Face Punch IF PEOPLE C( YULIA READ hiil MIND FD GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE A LOT I'd probably be convicted for rape
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - chryssis
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I'd probably be convicted for rape
#32 to #1 - ashikawa
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NOT UNLESS ITS ACTUS REA
User avatar #77 to #32 - rippercrust
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I feel proud that i know what that means
User avatar #34 to #1 - oshhamthehamosh **User deleted account**
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Mind Rape?
#7 - darcabyss
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I'd probably have quite a few people run in fear...

I can't be the only one who thinks of creative ways to kill people in his spare time, can I?
User avatar #64 to #7 - noutinus
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If i threw a box of needles out of a hot air balloon, above a busy market, how manny people would i kill?
#85 to #64 - darshian
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None.
User avatar #70 to #7 - imashitbricks
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No. One of the first things I do when I walk into a room is look around and think "If today is the day I snap how am I going to kill everybody in this room?"
#11 to #7 - authentic
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#16 to #11 - thatguybehindyou
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"Am I the only one that skydived from space"?
#29 to #16 - anon id: 4ef5c329
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Except he didn't skydive from space... He was barely even half way to the official line between earth and space.
User avatar #36 to #29 - traveltech
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Go listen to Justin Bieber songs and let the adults talk
#49 to #11 - darcabyss
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It was a rhetorical question.
#12 - heartlessrobot
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I'd be in a ******* loony bin by now if people could read my mind.
#17 to #12 - vorarephilia
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User avatar #18 to #17 - heartlessrobot
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Go back to eating people/getting eaten.
#20 to #18 - vorarephilia
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why? is my artistic interpretation of a cat lack luster? I spent six hours intimately crafting every pixel into place, in much the same way that fate has placed us together in the intricate web of day to day decisions that influence the future, but simultaneously have no comprehensible meaning to our insignificant human minds. Every individual is like a pixel, fufilling his purpose and believing himself to be the most important aspect of the portrait. We never fully realize how important each of us are to the "portrait" that is the universe.
#86 to #20 - sybo
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This is beautiful.

I drew a cat especially for you because I <3 u
User avatar #13 - adu
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I'd make a looooot of girls blush.
If you knew my romantic fetishes you'd know why.
User avatar #21 to #13 - Leopard
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Fetishes don't make girls blush
User avatar #22 to #21 - adu
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Projected fetishes do, though.
User avatar #24 to #22 - Leopard
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?
User avatar #25 to #24 - adu
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Like I said, if certain girls knew what fetishes I projected onto them, they would blush. If you want me to spell them out for you, I can.
User avatar #28 to #25 - acidreign
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I.. I'm kind of curious actually.
#30 to #28 - adu
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Well if you insist...
My fetishes primarily consist of different methods of exacting pleasure on a girl. Any womanly ecstasy I can inflict is a victory. 80% of my sex drive comes from the thought of making the girl drown in pleasure and joy. I've gone as far as researching some of the best ways to get a girl off, because I haven't exactly had any direct experience with it. #virginproblems

If you want to know my exact thoughts/fetishes on what I'd like to do to a girl, then see the spoiler below. It's pretty explicit though, consider this a warning. Not kidding here. Don't bother looking if you don't want to know.
Grinding, playful groping, caressing nipples gently with tongue or finger. Kissing lips, neck, jack, biting gently and grating my teeth to make her breath hitch. Massaging her thighs on every side, gracefully caressing her labia before entry, gently delving in with my fingers, making a "come hither" gesture with my two fingers in an almost wavelike motion, two knuckles deep, fingers curling upwards. Eating her out, fingers still in, tongue playing with her labia, drawing circles on her clit with the tip of my tongue, dragging my tastebuds across it, having her convulse and squish my head between her thighs, feeling her cum onto my face and enjoying every last drop in my mouth. This is just foreplay, mind you, but I think I'll stop there.
That's what I mean about my thoughts making a girl blush.
#51 to #30 - notsoscotia
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#88 to #51 - adu
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rakoom ************* notsoscotia dsgbiohazard
Your approval has been noted. Apparently I'm doing something right?
#90 to #88 - rakoom
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By learning, listening, and progressing constructively. Yes, you do. Though I sadly cannot say how efficient these things would be upon use, I know one thing.

Girls would've been blushing HARD.
#80 to #51 - dsgbiohazard
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adu

Be proud lil *****.
#71 to #30 - shitinmymouth
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The female community of funnyjunk approves.
The female community of funnyjunk approves.
#79 to #30 - rakoom
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It's amazing what guys can learn when they just do some research.

I dunno if you've ever done roleplaying, but it's fairly fun with a decent partner, when you can freely explore sexuality, experiment, and just get a taste of the amazing pleasures that you're picking up. As long as you're a decent writer - which I can see that you are, considering your excellent choice of words - the only difference is actually being there and doing it. But the story is for the most part the same!
#58 to #30 - triggathepirate
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I heard the sanji theme playing reading this...
User avatar #43 to #30 - frankwest
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As far as I know this is the perfect way to treat a woman. You sir, will one day make a girl very ******* happy.
#46 to #43 - adu
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I can only hope so. If not, then through proper communication I'll learn exactly what makes her tick. Thank you for your vote of confidence.
#31 to #30 - acidreign
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I can respect that. I can relate to some of it.
#81 to #21 - rakoom
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When they like it, and start thinking pervertedly, they do.
#15 - verycoolcat
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Everyones face in public if they could read my mind
User avatar #19 - Hummerhs
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I would most likely be sentenced to death.
#35 - traveltech
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They'd probably place me in a high security mental institute.   
   
but for now they don't know how close I am to snapping
They'd probably place me in a high security mental institute.

but for now they don't know how close I am to snapping
#39 to #35 - mitchr
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Cool, me too!   
Funny coincidence, hahahAHhahHahahahaHAhahhAHAHAHAhahahAheeheeHAhahaha   
 I'd type more of the stupid ass laughing, but I'm gonna go to bed now instead.
Cool, me too!
Funny coincidence, hahahAHhahHahahahaHAhahhAHAHAHAhahahAheeheeHAhahaha
I'd type more of the stupid ass laughing, but I'm gonna go to bed now instead.
User avatar #41 to #35 - PVTDickStryker
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You'd be safe, compared to the guy tjat made this, though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ady5wUpIZDw
User avatar #42 to #41 - traveltech
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No, I'm pretty sure they'd want to lock me up before I go on a killing spree.
#75 - sisterblister
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i openly believe women can read minds whether it be consciously or not, but i have yet to have one confess whenever i ask. any female junkies willing to give input.
i openly believe women can read minds whether it be consciously or not, but i have yet to have one confess whenever i ask. any female junkies willing to give input.
#76 to #75 - ohlookahollybush
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I think we're just a whole lot better at reading emotions and seeing through lies because we're naturally manipulative ourselves. Oh, and have some parting advice: women don't know what they want. However, they will let you know if they didn't like something as if they knew that the whole time.
#63 - freshbakedrolls
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everyone would have a boner or get wet if they could read my mind. i think about having sex, A LOT.
everyone would have a boner or get wet if they could read my mind. i think about having sex, A LOT.
User avatar #65 to #63 - tylosaurus
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but I'm sure you imagine yourself being the one doing the sex, so it would be a major turn-off anyways.
User avatar #66 to #65 - freshbakedrolls
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not exactly, when i imagine it, it would be from POV so if you go into my mind it would also be POV for you.
User avatar #67 to #66 - tylosaurus
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Exactly.
#44 - blacknbluebrony
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Either that or be completely shunned   
   
I don't think anyone would want to punch me, let alone touch me if they could read my mind
Either that or be completely shunned

I don't think anyone would want to punch me, let alone touch me if they could read my mind