Fabulous comic 4

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#1 - thenewnuggubler

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Last one reminds me of a phrase my friend told me "You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick"

#37 to #1 - kodex

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(07/27/2014)[-]

I heard George Carlin say it...

#7 to #1 - alexandrz

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(07/27/2014)[-]

I see your argument and raise you this: You need to login to view this link

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#38 to #7 - aerosol#331 on commentsRank#331

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Is that blood?

#16 to #7 - jdizzleoffthehizzl#373 on commentsRank#373

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(07/27/2014)[-]

I don't wanna click on it, but I do.....someone please help me

#19 to #16 - anon id: 507d35d3

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(07/27/2014)[-]

oh god no, don't click that... I did.

#20 to #19 - jdizzleoffthehizzl#373 on commentsRank#373

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(07/27/2014)[-]

What happened?! Tell me damn you!!!!

#36 to #20 - limb

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(07/27/2014)[-]

It gave me a small painful feeling in my dick towards my balls. I did not like it at all.

#21 to #20 - anon id: 507d35d3

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(07/27/2014)[-]

"Girly fingering my urethra" title of the vid.

#22 to #21 - jdizzleoffthehizzl#373 on commentsRank#373

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#24 to #22 - anon id: 507d35d3

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Pretty much, except it's not so much vomit inducing as it is penile pain inducing.

#28 to #24 - alexandrz

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(07/27/2014)[-]

You both sound like skrubs. This **** feels amazing.

#43 to #28 - thebaseballexpert

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#4 to #1 - jokexplain

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(07/27/2014)[-]

it was a George Carlin joke, about what you can say on tv [the former] and what you can't [the latter]

#2 to #1 - anon id: 8cf26e5c

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(07/27/2014)[-]

There was an old website called kidsinasandbox, a shock site similar to blue waffle or lemon party. It was a video of a girl ******* a guy's urethra with a dildo and 100% real.
So your friend's phrase isn't true

#5 to #2 - omninickk

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(07/27/2014)[-]

A guy's urethra? It can even stretch that wide? Oh god...

#8 to #5 - mutzaki

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Fkkn casual

#29 to #5 - kabuthefox

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(07/27/2014)[-]

its called sounding

it similar to gauging ur ear, except this hole already exists

#30 to #29 - omninickk

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(07/27/2014)[-]

EWWWWWWWWWW

NO

WHY THE **** WOULD NATURE ALLOW THAT

#32 to #30 - kabuthefox

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(07/27/2014)[-]

iunno works with all fleshy holes (to some degree)
piercings, uretha, butt, vag, etc

looking at it through a biological view, it prob has to do with child birth since if skin/flesh couldnt stretch like that then child birth would be impossible

#44 to #32 - omninickk

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Bro, we're talking about a male urethra. The passage urine comes out of. That has no reason to stretch since the delivery of sperm is not requiring so, so there's no reason why it would stretch for biological purposes as I can see.

#54 to #44 - mulletguy

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Ever heard of kidney stones?

#58 to #54 - omninickk

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(07/27/2014)[-]

OH GOD WHY DID I GOOGLE THAT

But you make a valid point and that's a good reason why it would need to stretch. Still, my father had gall stones, and they tore through him.

#46 to #44 - kabuthefox

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(07/27/2014)[-]

im well aware but its still flesh like the other examples thus it would/should act in a similar fashion

theres literally no reason why people in modern society gauge there ears or elsewhere (im sure some people have there reasons but still)

plus sounding is also a fetish, if u decide to look it up more u will prob come across alot of people with markers in there dicks

#51 to #46 - omninickk

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Like **** am I looking up that ****. I'm never jamming ******* ANYTHING down my urethra for as long as I have control of my bowels. That's ****** up, like piss and **** fetishes. I'm feeling sick just thinking about this.

#18 to #5 - anon id: 507d35d3

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(07/27/2014)[-]

I saw a dick penetrating yet another dick. It was... disturbing.

#25 to #18 - alexandrz

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Yet no sauce...

#33 to #25 - anon id: 74069714

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Do you want sauce?

#34 to #33 - alexandrz

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(07/27/2014)[-]

The **** do you think? Yes, for the love of god, post it.

#45 to #2 - internetexplain#369 on commentsRank#369

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(07/27/2014)[-]

If you replace the dildo with a nail and hammer it in there instead , it's called a German candy cane.

#3 to #2 - thenewnuggubler

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Although according to my friend's grandpa, you can do both at the same time

#53 to #2 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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#48 to #2 - modizzzs

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(07/27/2014)[-]

You need to login to view this link

#41 to #2 - teratorn

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(07/27/2014)[-]

I saw that. The guys penis just ripped half as i remember.

#27 to #2 - retentions

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(07/27/2014)[-]

ah the wonders of docking

#26 to #2 - MatthewsGauss

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(07/27/2014)[-]

its called sounding

#6 to #2 - lonized

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Was it zahnrad 's website

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#11 - trippyduck

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All of my paint

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#13 to #11 - aldothenazi

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**aldothenazi rolled user onlyonehotspur ** ill roll his name just so he can notice this.

#14 to #13 - aldothenazi

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Close enough, you are now our new adm1n.

#15 - spidurman

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Looks like the cow was udderly displeased with the guy's drink choice

#31 - thelethalhorker

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**thelethalhorker rolled image**

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#57 to #31 - greyhoundfd

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(07/27/2014)[-]

You have to wonder who posts this ****.

#17 - DrollHumor

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(07/27/2014)[-]

I've actually picked my friend's nose. On accident.

It was the funniest **** ever though.

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#40 to #39 - ifeelbatman

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Ranma 1/2

#50 - Kairyuka

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Is sorreh :c

#47 - benderisgreat

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#49 - VaultTechy

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(07/27/2014)[-]

Something about these comics always makes me feel uncomfortable, I guess they just remind me of those ones were it looks all cheery and then some gory **** goes down

#56 to #49 - niggasaurus

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(07/27/2014)[-]

What is that thing

#9 - datmine

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(07/27/2014)[-]

**** yeah milk power.