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File: rei: : pg (60 KB, 600x300)
suddenly realize youir parachute has a malfunction and it wont open
woo have a mobile phone
ennough time to make one call
Who you gonna call and what would you say?
Click here
hwhip out cell phone
Hall of
at calls me a asshole thinking Fm just repeatedly blowing into the microphone
like i usually do
smith
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - announcement
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I can't imagine the kind of impact that will have on their relationship.
User avatar #4 to #2 - hellomynameisbill
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(08/08/2014) [-]
don't be so hard on them
User avatar #63 to #4 - nurples
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Your joke fell down like a lead balloon.
#3 to #2 - insaneguy
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#7 to #3 - announcement
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Yeah...but...I....you...   
 That was the joke
Yeah...but...I....you...
That was the joke
#9 to #7 - insaneguy
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(08/08/2014) [-]
uh...
yeah, it's late here.
User avatar #32 to #9 - jacksipian
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what did you say?
#29 to #2 - graydiggy
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Comment Picture
#24 to #2 - Metallicock
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**** you, that was pretty funny
**** you, that was pretty funny
User avatar #19 to #2 - helion
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it would be quite a downfall
#17 to #2 - acksl
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Pretty sure he'll have a falling out with his girlfriend
#12 - noradrenaline
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>Call Pawn Stars
>,,Hey, I was hoping you could help me out. Do you have any battletoads?"
>,,Not this **** again."
>*splat*
User avatar #8 - altairibnlaahad
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(08/08/2014) [-]
>Ignore cell phone
>Open reserve chute
>????
>I live
#16 to #8 - anon id: 60a21e75
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Well, yeah. 'Course that's what he did. He just called her up to blow all that wind in the phone at her. Haven't we been over this...?
#39 to #8 - drizztrocks
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You're reserve chute is also malfunctioning, won't open.
#1 - kaboomz
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#11 - blademontane
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Sounds kinda familiar
#50 to #11 - anon id: b0c1689e
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******* Jason Statham.
#68 to #50 - thatweirdone
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Only in my dreams
Only in my dreams
User avatar #5 - Crusader
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That is the exact ending of Crank
User avatar #22 to #5 - deadlockr
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Movie masterpiece. I enjoyed that film very much for its over the top hilarity
#36 - keybladewarrior
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*Call that special someone*
"Hey, I have to tell you something."
"What?"
"I guess you can say, I'm falling for you."
"W-what?"
*splat*
"Hello?"
Can I have my Klondyke bar now?
User avatar #53 to #36 - reekballs
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(08/08/2014) [-]
You only get jaffa cakes ************
#6 - lolsrsslybro
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(08/08/2014) [-]
i'd prob take a selfie and post it on instagram
User avatar #27 to #6 - cupcakescankill
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(08/08/2014) [-]
gonna die lol #skydiving
User avatar #37 - neokun
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Is there any stories of people surviving ******** situations like this? I only ask as I've heard of people surviving bullets to the head n stuff.
#67 to #37 - anon id: c65f36b0
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a man got sucked out of the plane and fell all the way down onto a haystack. he sruvived. later, he bought a lottery ticket and won the cash prize. he was crowned the luckiest man in the world
User avatar #55 to #37 - nyiagh
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This stuardess survived a fall from roughly 10km, it's even in the guinnes book of records

Sauce:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87
User avatar #62 to #37 - brettyoke
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Yes. There was a person who was in this exact situation but fainted before they got to the ground, and because their body didn't tense up whatsoever on impact they just kinda bounced off the dirt and survived with moderate injuries.
User avatar #81 to #62 - neokun
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Yeah that sounds ridiculous is there any source on that?
User avatar #48 to #37 - seras
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User avatar #46 to #37 - pikapoopie
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yeah there was a woman who parachute got tangled landed in a bunch of mud and suvived
#38 to #37 - hashtronaut
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(08/08/2014) [-]
only one i can think of
#42 to #38 - thetallbeverage
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Comment Picture
User avatar #15 - whyamieventrying
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Ghost Busters
User avatar #28 to #15 - basicargentinian
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that's the only correct answer