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File: rei: : pg (60 KB, 600x300)
suddenly realize youir parachute has a malfunction and it wont open
woo have a mobile phone
ennough time to make one call
Who you gonna call and what would you say?
Click here
hwhip out cell phone
Hall of
at calls me a asshole thinking Fm just repeatedly blowing into the microphone
like i usually do
smith
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Submitted: 08/07/2014
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#2 - announcement (08/08/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I can't imagine the kind of impact that will have on their relationship.
#12 - noradrenaline (08/08/2014) [-]
>Call Pawn Stars
>,,Hey, I was hoping you could help me out. Do you have any battletoads?"
>,,Not this **** again."
>*splat*
User avatar #8 - altairibnlaahad (08/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Ignore cell phone
>Open reserve chute
>????
>I live
#1 - kaboomz ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
#11 - blademontane ONLINE (08/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sounds kinda familiar
User avatar #5 - Crusader (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That is the exact ending of Crank
#36 - keybladewarrior (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*Call that special someone*
"Hey, I have to tell you something."
"What?"
"I guess you can say, I'm falling for you."
"W-what?"
*splat*
"Hello?"
Can I have my Klondyke bar now?
#6 - lolsrsslybro (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i'd prob take a selfie and post it on instagram
User avatar #37 - neokun (08/08/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Is there any stories of people surviving ******** situations like this? I only ask as I've heard of people surviving bullets to the head n stuff.
User avatar #15 - whyamieventrying (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ghost Busters
#23 - xravishi (08/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#13 - mankey (08/08/2014) [-]
Call my brother, tell him to put a haybale under where I'm going to land. This shall be my greatest moment.
User avatar #47 - rockmanfan (08/08/2014) [-]
>LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATEFARM IS THERE!
#31 - graydiggy (08/08/2014) [-]
MFW I finished reading.
MFW I finished reading.
#35 - dudeyouisnasty (08/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why would I waste time calling someone when I can just pull the reserve chute?
User avatar #66 to #60 - cookiecoketwo (08/08/2014) [-]
Then Id call the company and sue them.
#21 - fefe (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Bouncy castle hire.
User avatar #33 to #21 - antiponiesuser (08/08/2014) [-]
comes with 1 hour in the ball pit.
User avatar #34 - AlexPaincakes (08/08/2014) [-]
>Like I usually do

What?
#25 - knightgiver (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny **** there
User avatar #20 - sovietsamurai (08/08/2014) [-]
Emergency parachute brother ...
#51 - xxDanvelxx (08/08/2014) [-]
>call a friend
>Wot m9
>Cheeki breeki

hang up before he can tell me to get out of here.
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